My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.
Chapter 238 The Muscle Boss's Shy Demeanor - The Boss Makes Your Nose Bleed
One meal, eaten by three people, including Emo.
Qiao Zan was a little puzzled. Should he explain that it all happened many years ago in another world?
Moreover, he really didn't understand why men in this world were in such a miserable state, having to wrap themselves in heavy cloth even in the sweltering heat.
He does push-ups, sit-ups, and even hops on one leg every day to exercise his leg muscles.
When necessary, he would bare his upper body to do these things; how could he manage while wearing heavy clothes?
This is also why he couldn't live with Joey's family.
Back then, as soon as he took off his shirt, Old Man Qiao was so surprised that he covered his mouth with his hand.
Then she hurriedly covered him with clothes, saying, "No, no, you mustn't."
How can you willingly degenerate?
After hearing this, Qiao Zan knew he couldn't stay in this house anymore!
Now, both women had tears in their eyes.
"Senior Brother Qiao, come on, eat more vegetables!"
When the two women saw that the noodles were mixed with shredded cucumber, they immediately slammed their fists on the table.
"Waiter, bring me braised pork knuckle!"
"Okay~"
"Senior Brother Qiao, please eat more, don't be shy. You must have never had enough to eat when you were a child."
"Ah...no, it's not that..."
Just as Qiao Zan was about to explain something, the waiter brought over a bowl of food and said, "Your braised pork knuckle."
But Qiao Zan grabbed the waiter.
"What do you say this is?"
"Braised pork knuckle..."
Meanwhile, the waiter felt a sharp pain in his arm and cried out, urging Qiao Zan to let go and tell him if there was a problem, and that he would replace it if he felt something was wrong.
Qiao Zan remained silent for a moment, then released his grip and let the waiter leave.
The two women tried to take a bite with their chopsticks, but Qiao Zan immediately stopped them.
Qing Shu covered her mouth and nose, gagging and coughing several times.
This action drew everyone's attention in the store.
Qing Shu realized something was wrong and quickly said, "Um... I just choked a little. The noodles were so delicious, so delicious..."
Only then did the people in the shop turn around and go back to doing what they were supposed to do.
Qiao Zan whispered, "Ah Qing, what did you see?"
"I didn't see anything, but I smelled a strong stench of blood that made me gag and vomit."
The two women whispered to each other, "The smell of blood? We didn't smell anything either..."
Qiao Zan coughed. "The noodles are fine, you can eat them, but this pork knuckle... I'll give you two a temporary break, can you promise not to scream?"
Qiao Zan said that this was a high-level technique, and even if the two of them had the ability to see ghosts, they couldn't see through it.
The two nodded, indicating that they had also grown up in Taoist temples and had seen many ghosts and monsters, so they weren't afraid.
As a result, Qiao Zan opened their eyes to see high-level spells.
The two huddled together, shivering.
Because the elbow wasn't actually an elbow, but rather the remains of some nearby fairies that had already taken on some human form.
Bloody.
And this is also a very dangerous signal.
That was something that appeared here, and even the surrounding spirits and monsters couldn't resist it; they were all killed.
Generally, spirits and monsters keep to themselves and rarely kill each other.
This is beyond common understanding.
Qiao Zan let out a breath. "Also, the waiter isn't human."
"what……"
"But the noodles are fine, we can fill our stomachs first, after all, we paid for them."
Qingshu raised an eyebrow, thinking to himself, "Brother, you're still thinking about money?"
The next moment, the waiter came over, stood next to Qiao Zan, and chuckled.
It was that kind of sinister laugh.
Qing Shu immediately swallowed.
"W-What is it...?"
The waiter asked, "Gentlemen, have you finished eating?"
"Mmm...I'm done eating, the noodles were delicious..."
The waiter brought out several more bowls and placed them in front of them.
Oh dear, there are the remains of a snake spirit, the remains of a mantis, and the remains of a rat in there.
Because these are spirits, their snake faces have turned into human faces, and their rat claws have turned into human hands.
The two women coughed a few times, but Qing Shu couldn't hold it in any longer and tilted her head to vomit.
The waiter said, "Sure enough, you can see that you are people with cultivation. We've eaten quite a few spirits lately, but we've never eaten people with cultivation before..."
As she said this, she licked her lips, revealing a smug expression.
"I really want to try it."
As soon as he finished speaking, the doors and windows all closed automatically with a "whoosh".
The two women stammered, "I...I...I don't taste good..."
The temperature in the inn dropped instantly.
At the same time, the people eating around them slowly stood up and walked towards them with deathly pale faces.
Even the love tree was a little scared.
"No... So, in the entire inn, only the four of us are eating here... and the others aren't either?"
Two "people" have already come over and are pressing on Qing Shu's shoulders.
The force was so great that the love tree was unable to move.
Just as the waiter was about to come over and restrain Qiao Zan, Qiao Zan suddenly slammed his teacup down on the table.
His arms were taut and straight.
The next moment, all the "people" on the stairs, in the kitchen, the storeroom, and in the center of the inn, with bloodthirsty smiles, moved toward them.
It was pitch black.
Each of them let out a chilling laugh.
"Eat it up~ Eat it up~"
The entire inn wasn't a real house; it had been turned into a cage.
"My God, what kind of hunting trap is this? It caught us too..."
Qiao Zan narrowed his eyes slightly.
After all the "people" in the inn came over and surrounded them,
Qing Shu asked in a voice as soft as a kitten, "Big brother... what... what should we do next?"
"Close your eyes."
"what?"
"Everyone close your eyes."
As soon as he finished speaking, flames erupted around Qiao Zan, and with a "bang," a huge fireball burned everything around him to ashes.
Countless pleas and screams filled the ears of the Love Tree.
In that instant, the surrounding "people" vanished.
Qing Shu couldn't help but open her eyes, and what she saw was Qiao Zan's wheat-colored skin.
!!!
Qiao Zan's shirt popped off his upper body!
Oh my god!
Those firm muscles were still covered in beads of sweat!
He looked around again. The buildings and everything seemed fine. Wait, wasn't there a fireball just now?
Why is the building unharmed?
Qiao Zan saw through his thoughts and said, "My yang energy is the same as my sister's. It will not harm normal people in the world, so it is even less likely to harm these furniture and other inanimate objects."
At this moment, the two women slowly opened their eyes.
Love Tree quickly raised his hand to stop him.
"No, no, no! Women shouldn't watch the male protagonist being naked..."
As it turned out, it was too late to say that.
The tall woman was horrified, while the short woman's mouth gaped open.
In short, both of them looked at Qiao Zan in surprise.
A short while later, both of them coughed up blood from their noses.
Qingshu immediately facepalmed.
"What the hell! You two, have some self-respect! How can you look at men like that? Aren't you grown women at all?!"
But the next moment, Qing Shu himself also started bleeding from his nose.
The two women looked at him together, their expressions showing nothing but contempt.
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