My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.

Hua Ran hadn't reacted yet, staring blankly ahead.

He was panting heavily as his body slid down the wall.

After waiting a while, Qiao Yi reminded her, "Ranran, get up quickly! You always thought you were a vixen, but now you've fallen for her first!"

Upon hearing this, Hua Ran suddenly snapped back to reality and stood up, her face slightly flushed. She pursed her tender red lips.

He then said, "What... it's because you're too charming, my wife, and it's been too long since we kissed~ Come to think of it, it's not as exciting at home. It's more likely I'll complain when we're out together~"

Joey sighed.

"That's because there are too many people in the family~ and your ears are so sensitive."

But she said that if the cemetery incident happened, she would just use the money to buy a small house that would only belong to the two of them.

Then, if we go once or twice a week or month, the two of us can kiss each other without caring about anyone else.

Hua Ran was naturally pleased to hear this.

He touched his mouth again, then walked unsteadily to Joey.

"My dear wife, I truly love you no matter what, and I always want to be with you. And you always manage to surprise me!"

Hua Ran huddled her hands, like two little fox paws, against her chest, humming a tune to Qiao Yi.

Feeling quite pleased with themselves, they continued walking forward.

He added, "I feel that my wife is very capable. She is calm and composed in handling everything and gets things done very calmly."

"And...and she handled me very calmly~"

After saying that, he walked quickly outside, the bell on the tip of his tail ringing even faster.

Within Joey's consciousness space, the system emitted a "yo yo yo" sound.

“Baozi, look how happy he is. I even took a screenshot of his blushing face just now.”

Joey remained silent for a long time.

The system found it strange. After changing the screen's perspective, it realized that its host, Baozi, was also blushing.

Moreover, his eyes were fixed straight ahead, and he seemed somewhat dazed.

Good heavens... Host Baozi rarely shows this kind of expression, no! Never!

This is the first time!

The system immediately took a screenshot as well.

Zan Zan Tong came over and said, "Hey, socially awkward Zan, it's against the rules for you to keep the master's photos without permission~ And look at the pattern on the master's clothes now, it's asymmetrical!"

As Zan Zan spoke, he twisted his body.

"Aaaaaah, it's asymmetrical! My OCD is kicking in! I really want to arrange it symmetrically for my owner!!"

Yu Yu Tong also came over, "There's a hair on Master's face, and my OCD is about to kick in... I really want to clean Master's face!"

Joey realized what was happening and coughed.

"Stop chattering, you three. Now that you're all my systems, be quiet. Oh right, my system will always be the main system."

Everyone is naturally happy.

But Joey didn't let Tongtong off the hook.

"Delete that stupid look I just made!"

"Oh~ ok."

I didn't delete any of them; instead, I clicked "save" and said I had deleted them.

And while Joey wasn't paying attention to her conscious space, they combined a picture of Joey blushing with a picture of Hana Ran blushing.

Meanwhile, Joey and Hua Ran finally returned home after buying the talismans.

Qiao Yi wasn't in a hurry to find the child today. The amulet she gave Qiao Xiaojiao hadn't been contaminated yet, and she hadn't sensed any danger.

But the other twin was constantly crying.

The kind that can't be stopped.

Qiao Dawang and Lu Qianye were actually scooping water out.

Scoop up tears...

"No... Qiao Zhongyi broke down in tears?!"

Sure enough, there was Qiao Zhongyi, the little boy, sitting on the stone table in the courtyard, crying very sadly.

Old Man Joe stood on a stone bench to the side, constantly trying to comfort him.

"Oh, Zhongyi, it's okay. It's not your fault, it's Xiaojiao's fault. Don't cry."

"But...but if I had given in to my sister...this wouldn't have happened! It's still my fault, sob sob sob..."

Tears welled up again.

Qiao Yi and Hua Ran came in carrying the hem of their clothes.

The water was already above my ankles.

Qiao Yi and Hua Ran exchanged a glance.

Although Qiao Zhongyi's name is the "Zhong" in "big, medium, small," the name "Zhongyi" does contain a hint of his parents' affection.

But Qiao Zhongyi was strange. He didn't cry when he was born, he didn't cry when he was sick, and he didn't cry when he fell or got injured.

The reason why Qiao Dawang and Lu Qianye were so calm as to scoop up tears was because they had done it once before, just once.

Qiao Xiaojiao fell into an ice hole. He thought his sister was going to die, so he cried loudly.

That time was worse than this time because it happened so suddenly that no one noticed Qiao Zhongyi crying in the room. It was just that the rain kept pouring down and flooded the whole place. Finally, Qiao Yi realized that it was Qiao Zhongyi who was crying.

At that time, Lu Qianye said, "Wow... is this a special ability of a half-demon? Can this be used during a drought?"

Joey's lips twitched.

"Perhaps... each half-demon has different abilities... but I haven't discovered any abilities that Qiao Xiaojiao has yet."

Anyway, from then on, Qiao Yi and Hua Ran paid attention.

Qiao Zhongyi is a very strong person, unless it involves her sister.

He's a serious sister-complex guy.

He always pleaded for his sister when she was scolded.

Not to mention now, my sister has disappeared.

"My sister can draw any talisman she wants... I should just go along with her... Waaaaaah..."

Qiao Yi sighed, while Hua Ran picked up the baby boy and comforted him in her arms.

"Don't cry, don't cry, your little sister is alright. Look, Father and Mother aren't in a hurry to go find her."

Joey nodded.

“Zhongyi, don’t you think your sister is sometimes really unreasonable? She steals your snacks, your allowance, and your new clothes. Sometimes even Mom can’t stand it, but you just hold my hand and say it’s okay.”

"It's really okay..."

The little boy rubbed his eyes, sobbed twice, and his body trembled.

"Are you sure it's okay?"

“This time it’s okay for you, but I’m going to punish her too, because sometimes the things she does have affected others and are impolite to them.”

Qiao Dawang chimed in from the side.

"Yes, the first thing is that they were impolite to me! I have diarrhea, is that something to joke about? I can go for hundreds of years without pooping! What if one poop kills the people around me?"

Joey tapped Qiao Dawan on the head.

"Don't go on talking about your glorious deeds, or Lu Qianye might overhear you later."

Then Qiao Yi crossed her arms and said, "I must teach Qiao Xiaojiao a lesson in the cemetery in the next county."

Qiao Zhongyi pouted her chubby face, trying hard to hold back her sobs.

"Mother...Mother! What if my little sister gets hurt... Waaaaah..."

He buried his head in Hua Ran's arms again, his little body trembling as he cried.

But he quickly held it in.

Clench your little fists and strain, just like when you're taking a dump.

"Be patient!"

Suddenly, Joey sensed a chilling aura.