My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.

When the twins were five years old.

One winter day, the sky was clear, with an occasional cold wind.

"Mother~ Look at the talisman!"

A soft, childlike call mingled with a talisman flying in.

Joey dodged to the side, raised her hand to grab it, and looked at the "scribbles" on it.

He crossed his arms in obvious dissatisfaction and sighed.

"Hey, hey, talismans are for suppressing spirits or ghosts, and you've given me a 'ghostly talisman'? Who are you trying to scare to death?"

The little girl put her hands on her hips, tilted her chin, and said, "You scared me to death! Oh, actually I don't need to draw any talismans to scare ghosts to death. It's not like I haven't been scared to death before. These things are useless to me, and I don't want to waste my time learning them!"

She pouted, "Mommy, you'd be better off playing more! I love playing shuttlecock and exploring different places!"

Joey sighed and rubbed her forehead.

My daughter has indeed scared ghosts to death.

Um... it's like scaring the ghost out of its wits.

It was all a coincidence.

Just six months ago, my four-and-a-half-year-old daughter was playing in Bianliang County when she suddenly felt abdominal cramps. Thinking that she had eaten too much that morning, she ran to the public toilet.

At that time, Joey didn't know there was a ghost in the outhouse.

She's not a dung beetle, rolling around in dung all day long. There's no need for her to go to the outhouse just to find out if there are ghosts, right?

So she let her daughter go to the toilet by herself.

I waited and waited, but my daughter didn't come back. I waited and waited, but my daughter still didn't come back.

When Joey arrived, her daughter was squatting by the latrine, with the female ghost already dissipating in front of her.

Only her upper body was left; her daughter was still piling mud on her face, making it look like poop, one pile on top of another.

Oh God!

Whatever you do, never tell her that the so-called mud was from the latrine...

All of them were laughing so hard in Qiao Yi's mind that she bent over, while Yu Yu was constantly moving away, shrinking herself into a corner of her consciousness space, squatting on the ground and drawing circles.

"That's poop, it's poop... poop... the master's daughter is grabbing poop with her bare hands..."

Joey was also embarrassed; she didn't want to get close.

She even thought, somewhat immorally, that it would be great if Inugami were here right now.

"Baby... tell your mother, what's that thing you've stuck on that funny face?"

The daughter turned around disdainfully.

"Don't worry, Mom, it's not poop. But I lied to her and said it was poop, and who knew she'd be scared out of her wits."

Joey breathed a sigh of relief. "Then what is this if not poop?"

"It's the mud here, hehe, I've been digging for ages."

Joey immediately ran out of the outhouse and kicked the door shut.

"Don't move, just stay in there and behave yourself! I'll call you Dad... Ugh, no, let me think of who to call."

How could Hua Ran's delicate hands touch excrement!

Finally, they called Qiao Dawang over to get his daughter out of the bathroom, and he took her to take a shower first.

Thinking about all this, Joey felt a terrible headache coming on.

"That's just a coincidence. You occupy a half-yin, half-yang destiny position, which means that places with excessive yang energy will also be harmful to you, and places with excessive yin energy will also be harmful to you. You are not favored by either yin or yang. If both yang and yin spirits want to harm you, how can you protect yourself if you don't learn to suppress them?"

The little girl immediately reached out her hand and said, "Daddy will save me and protect me!"

As she spoke, her pair of brownish-red fox ears and tail appeared, swaying from side to side.

But these are just appearances; the daughter cannot transform into her true fox form.

Hua Ran, who was standing nearby, had just finished making orange cakes with Old Man Qiao and came out of the kitchen.

The daughter immediately ran to Hua Ran, indicating that she wanted to be touched and comforted.

"Father will always protect me, right?"

"Yes~"

Joey was immediately enraged by this kid.

"Qiao Xiaojiao! Are you never going to stop? I told you you're fat, and you're getting all worked up. Do you think I'm praising you?"

"How many days has it been? How many days since you started learning to draw talismans?! You either make excuses like having a stomachache or lie to me and then go out to play. You need to face this problem!"

The little girl immediately stopped wagging her tail, and her pair of fox ears drooped.

Her eyes were filled with tears.

"Waaah... Mother is so fierce..."

Joey was already amazed.

If she felt guilty and thought she had made things difficult for her child a while ago, now she feels refreshed and doesn't feel that way at all.

"Going out to play?"

The little girl immediately stopped crying, wagged her tail a few times, and her fox ears stood up.

They might even disappear immediately; this is how mischievous kids prepare to go out and play.

Joey then said, "Learn to draw talismans."

"Woo..."

"Going out to play?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Learn to draw talismans."

"don't want……"

"Going out to play?"

"Walk around..."

Joey went straight over, grabbed the little girl by the collar, threw her into the hut, and closed and locked the door.

"If you don't draw a proper talisman, you'll stay inside and behave yourself! Want to go out and play? No way, there aren't even windows!"

Hua Ran was naturally heartbroken.

He knew that children all wanted to go out and play, but he also knew that his daughter had the worst constitution.

So Joey was right to have her learn to draw symbols.

"Master Wife~"

Hua Ran carried the tray, walking with a swaying gait, and even bumped into Qiao Yi with her body.

Here, have some snacks!

"Aren't these snacks for our daughter?"

Hanazon used her fluffy, soft fox tail to wrap around Joey's arm.

She whispered, "I originally intended to give it to you, not to her. I was thinking that if she learned quickly and well, I might give her just a tiny bit."

Joey chuckled.

The flower-dyed tail came over to her face again.

He swept and rubbed his face back and forth.

Joey grabbed Hua Ran's tail and buried her face in it, rubbing against it in a very relaxed manner.

"Wow... Ranran's tail is so relaxing!"

Hua Ran's face flushed red instantly.

His tail fragments were found three years ago, and now only his eyes remain outside.

Since finding his tail, Hanazono has made no attempt to hide it. Whenever he's at home and there are no outsiders around, he displays his tail.

When he walks, he naturally sways, and with his fluffy tail, he has a unique charm.

"My lady~ I take a bath every day~ Does my tail smell nice?"

"Fragrant~"

Hua Ran was very happy to hear this.

Just as the two of them were completely immersed in a pink bubble.

Another little bundle of milk walked past them.

He simply raised his hand and stuck two talismans on Hua Ran and Qiao Yi's foreheads.

"Eight directions gather Yang, break!"

Qiao Yi and Hua Ran stood there, stunned, feeling the small talisman on their foreheads explode.

This feeling...this feeling!

Although they were both unharmed, they both sensed the authenticity of the talisman!

Joey took off the tattered talisman and examined it.

Good heavens, I'm really good heavens!

The talisman was drawn very neatly, and it even demonstrated the ability to apply what Professor Joey had learned to other situations.

"Genius...a top student!"

Joey exclaimed in surprise, "My son is a top student?!"

Hua Ran's lips twitched. "Are they really siblings?"