My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.
Chapter 151 Hua Ran and Qiao Yi are romantic, and the system finds itself surrounded by two women.
Hua Ran got more and more into the performance.
Not content with tearing off the hem of his own clothes, he then looked around the alleyways and saw half of a tattered leather whip lying on the ground.
He picked it up and started whipping it against the wall.
He pleaded, "Master... please stop hitting me... it hurts! Master, please, I promise I'll never do it again!"
Joey watched in a daze.
Hua Ran also took out a rouge box from her bosom and applied it to her face, creating a bluish-purple effect.
"Where...where did you get this thing from..."
Joey asked in a very low voice.
Because earlier at Bianliang Market, Joey had asked Hua Ran if she wanted any of the men's things.
What rouge and face powder, what sachets and handkerchiefs?
Although Joey felt that men didn't need these things to show off, what if Hanazono liked them?!
Hua Ran refused, saying that she was naturally beautiful and didn't need any adornment.
So where did this thing come from?
Hua Ran chuckled.
“It was given to me by my father-in-law. He said that since we have a baby, he was worried that I would be bored, so he bought it for me to play with. How could I refuse something given by my father-in-law?”
Then Hua Ran tossed her head and winked at Qiao Yi.
"It's your turn to speak now, go ahead and say it."
"I……"
"Master! Don't take my clothes off! Let's go back to our room! We can do whatever you want with me at home, just don't do it here..."
What if someone with experience in this area... my innocence would be completely ruined... Waaaaah!
Joey's mouth was slightly open.
I really want to criticize him, but I also think his acting is so cute.
"Cough! Don't you realize who your master is yet?!"
Joey took the whip and struck the wall.
"I'll hit you, I'll beat you to death! You filthy slut, you dare try to bargain with me!"
"what!"
Hua Ran shouted.
The sound startled Qiao Yi.
After calling out, Hua Ran collapsed.
Qiao Yi went over to look, and Hua Ran opened her eyes and laughed.
“That way, you can knock me unconscious, and then carry me out. I’m sure the people in the city won’t be hostile to our actions.”
Hua Ran and Qiao Yi initially suspected that they had to follow the rules of this city.
Any changes to the established rules of this city will trigger unrest.
Joey touched her chin.
"But Ranran, you only need to call out once, why do you have to lie down and cooperate? It's just me here, you don't need to pretend in front of me."
Hua Ran pouted and frowned.
He was so angry he wanted to hit someone.
How come the wife is still so straightforward even though they already have a child?
I fell down so that she could see it!
"Then...then won't you carry me out?"
"Yes, I want a hug, but you can just come into my arms. Why lie on the ground? It's so cold and hard."
"you!"
You could say she's straightforward, but she also cares about whether the ground is hard or cold.
If you say she's not straightforward, then she doesn't understand what she means either!
Hua Ran really wanted his wife to rush over and embrace him.
"Fine, pick me up and let's go out. I feel like those unpleasant stares have disappeared more."
There are strict requirements for the treatment of slaves; failure to meet these requirements is considered a breach of the rules.
This has been confirmed.
Qiao Yi picked Hua Ran up by the waist, but Hua Ran continued to play dead.
Unexpectedly, Joey suddenly said something.
"You filthy slut, don't pretend you're unconscious!"
These words startled Hua Ran.
He looked up at Joey and heard her yelling and cursing again.
"You think I'll let you off just because you've fainted? Let me tell you, no way! Even if you're dead, I'll still make you serve me until I'm done with you!"
Hua Ran covered her mouth.
Her cheeks turned even redder.
His heart was pounding nonstop.
"My wife..."
Hua Ran muttered to herself.
"What can I say about you... You really are something else, you're just so irresistible, I both love and hate you!"
"What's wrong? Is there anything wrong with what I did? You have to see an act through to the end."
Then Joey continued to yell at the top of her lungs, "You little slut, you're really dizzy? I'll wake you up with cold water when we get home, and see if you're still dizzy then!"
The flower dye shrank even smaller.
"My lady, my lady... when we go back to that dilapidated temple in Bianliang, I hope you can be a little stern with me... and then hug me and kiss my forehead..."
"Shut up!"
Hua Ran was taken aback, startled by Qiao Yi's quiet and brief words.
My body trembled.
Then Joey asked, "Is it this kind of fierce?"
Hua Ran's forehead immediately showed a cross, and her fists clenched tightly.
He gently patted Joey's shoulder.
"You yelled at me! You yelled at me! How could you yell at me! I hate you, you're so annoying!"
At the same time, Hua Ran nestled her little head into Qiao Yi's arms.
Joey looked puzzled.
"Didn't you tell me to be mean to you?"
"It's not that kind of fierceness! It's fierceness with a touch of romance! You silly wife, you have no idea!"
Qiao Yi really didn't understand. She carried Hua Ran out, and sure enough, no one looked at them with their eyes rolled back.
Joey breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly, she seemed to understand something.
"Ranran, when you say 'fierce,' you don't mean I should call you... 'little slut,' do you?"
"Ugh! What happened to you all of a sudden..."
Qiao Yi looked at Hua Ran's behavior again, but he didn't say anything.
But its big, reddish-brown tail wags happily.
Joey then said, "Little rascal?"
"I……"
"Ranran, you little rascal~ Little vixen~ Little drama queen!"
Hua Ran's legs started to kick slightly.
"My lady... I've discovered how wicked you are. Please stop talking... Um, I don't even know what to say anymore."
Joey was puzzled again.
"Then...you little bastard! You idiot, you big moron!"
Hua Ran suddenly looked up, glaring angrily at Qiao Yi. When they were almost at the inn, she jumped down from Qiao Yi's arms.
We entered the inn.
Honestly, she got the right answer in the middle, making him blush and his heart race, so how did she manage to go off-topic later?
"Feed the flowers with dye..."
At this moment, in Joey's consciousness space, the system finally turned on the lights, and a bright yellow light appeared. The system let out a sigh.
"Baozi, he's happy when you call him 'little rascal,' why did you change it?"
“I thought calling him ‘Little bastard’ would make him happier, and calling him ‘Er Gouzi’ might bring double the joy, since foxes are canines after all.”
At this moment, two other voices were still in Joey's consciousness.
"Little Yiyi is so silly~"
"Little Yiyi is so silly~"
Joey's consciousness entered the consciousness space, and she almost fell over.
"Holy crap... how did these two get into my consciousness?"
Zan Zan Tong, with her bob haircut, wrapped her arms around Joey System's neck.
Yu Yu Tong has a bob haircut, and it is resting its head on Joey System's legs, curled up.
"What's going on? Boss, what happened here while you were shutting down?"
As soon as Joey's system activated, the two guys moved as well.
Zan Zan Tong massaged Tong Tong's shoulders, Yu Yu Tong massaged Tong Tong's legs.
Goodness, Joey exclaimed.
"What new function has been awakened? You're no longer socially awkward, and now you're surrounded by women?"
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