My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.

Joey actually wanted to ask the system as well.

But what's the use? The system is counting down.

"Thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three..."

How long does it take to bite someone's ear?

"One hundred and twenty seconds."

Joey's rational mind said, "Well, it's only two minutes, which is quite short."

But mentally speaking, damn it! Two minutes, one hundred and twenty seconds, that's one hundred and twenty counts!

And so many people were watching.

Lu Qianye probably thought he was biting the air, which was easy to explain, but a very obvious cross had already appeared on the Inugami's forehead.

His face was filled with contempt.

Qiao Dawang muttered something under his breath.

"It's not the fox that's being slutty, it's the master who's being mean."

Hua Ran covered her mouth, tears welling in her eyes.

"My lady... what are you doing..."

He now desperately wants to twitch his ears like a real fox.

Hmm... it feels like having flies buzzing around your ear.

But Hua Ran immediately thought, "No! Why am I being so rigid? That has absolutely no aesthetic appeal!"

He must be patient!

Perhaps this is the wife's unique way of flirting!

She's just a bit straightforward; she's learning and improving too!

Hua Ran suppressed the urge to tremble in her ears, her body shaking uncontrollably.

Finally, Joey released his ear.

Hua Ran turned her head away, looking at Qiao Yi with teary eyes.

"My wife..."

Joey wanted to comfort Hua Ran, but she was one step away.

She leaned in and kissed Hua Ran's lips, kissing her as if she had bumped into her.

“Ouch! It hurts…”

However, Hua Ran's face quickly heated up.

Her face was so red it looked like it was about to bleed.

Now, even Lu Qianye, who couldn't see the fox ears, stared wide-eyed.

Zhao Daxian immediately covered her eyes.

"Miss Lu, stop looking! Stop looking! The Fox Fairy and the senior are kissing, how can we watch that?!"

As she spoke, she couldn't help but spread her fingers apart, revealing the gaps between them.

"If we come back and the fox spirit is angry, it wouldn't be good if she ate us all..."

Lu Qianye made an "uh" sound.

Just as he was about to raise his hand to cover his face, Qiao Dawan tugged at Lu Qianye's sleeve.

"Sister Lu, you don't need to act like that. Only those who are shameless know it! Humph!"

Because of that kiss, Hana's fox tail was wagging so hard it almost flew off.

If you were to give him a piece of wood next to him, he would definitely shake it and break it.

The system finally relented.

"Baby! It's done. Mission accomplished. You've obtained the limb locator, and you can use it anytime."

Joey immediately released her mouth from the flower stain.

He took a deep breath.

Looking at Hua Ran again, his face was already flushed with embarrassment, and he buried his head in Qiao Yi's arms.

"Why did you kiss me in public? We finally got over... the incident where we were bathing in the bathroom in our clothes outside the door, and we were away from our acquaintances for over a month. Now that we're back, this kind of thing happens. How am I supposed to face people after this?!"

Joey thought to herself, "I can't face anyone now."

She even has trouble going home.

Because when I get home, I have to face the way Inugami and Joe look at me like I'm trash.

There was nothing they could do; in their eyes, she was disregarding the feelings of men and forcing herself on her husband.

Joey coughed.

"Anyway, it'll be easy to find your remaining limbs later, trust me."

Hua Ran felt dizzy at this moment.

He didn't care about the missing limbs at all, and said coquettishly, "Hurry up! Let's go home!"

After that, no more drowning incidents occurred in the entire Bianliang County.

Joey's reputation spread, and everyone said she was a very skilled feng shui fortune teller.

This forced Joey to put up a sign that read that the first, seventh, and fifteenth of each month were the days for fortune telling.

The 20th and 25th of each month are the days for consulting feng shui.

The business will be closed for the rest of the time.

Even so, there is still more fish and meat, fresh fruits and vegetables than can be eaten at home.

At this moment, Hua Ran was lying on the silky bedding, curling up one leg, supporting her head with one hand, watching Qiao Yi write talismans with saliva.

"My lady~ I feel like my complexion has really improved a lot~"

Hua Ran touched her face, then picked up her fluffy tail and plucked off the fur.

"I've been resting and recuperating lately, and I don't feel any pain anywhere. I want to get out of bed!"

That's right, Hana has spent the last week in bed.

Do not misunderstand!

They were in bed, doing nothing.

Hua Ran's feet hurt even when they touch the ground, so what can Qiao Yi do, and what dare she do?

They didn't even kiss or hug; they were just like roommates sharing a bed, living together out of convenience.

"Get out of bed? We'll be busy in a few days, so you should take advantage of these days to rest and get some sleep."

Hua Ran pouted; he felt no pain anywhere on his body right now.

He was incredibly energetic.

Moreover, after they came back, they didn't show any affectionate behavior; they didn't act like a married couple at all.

"My lady...where are you going in a few days?"

"The City of the Unjustly Dead".

After hearing Ji Meng say that in his first life he had accidentally killed a city of people, forming the City of the Wrongfully Dead, Qiao Yi became curious about this place.

Coincidentally, the newly acquired limb locator also located there after being started.

This made it unavoidable.

"Oh, my lady, Old Man Qiao has been cooking for me these past few days. I'd like to get out of bed and cook you a nice meal."

He had barely finished speaking when Old Man Qiao pushed open the door and came in carrying the food.

"Yiyi, and Lord Fox Fairy, this is lunch."

He specially brought out a bowl of steaming hot red date and longan sweet soup, saying, "This is good for men, it replenishes qi and blood. Especially now that you and Yiyi are having a baby, you should nourish yourself even more."

Seeing Old Man Qiao's cautious manner, Hua Ran couldn't help but say, "It's always the son-in-law who serves the father-in-law, not the other way around~ Father, let me cook a meal for everyone?"

I've thought it through completely.

After cooking, sit on your darling's lap to eat, and ideally feed her as well.

The two of them, so affectionate and loving, have become intimate.

Hehe, great idea!

As she said this, Hua Ran was about to get up.

Old Man Qiao hurriedly said, "No, no, no, Lady Fox Fairy, please lie down. I'm going out to pickle some vegetables. Call me if you need anything!"

With that, Old Man Joe went out.

Because so many people were delivering vegetables, Old Man Qiao was afraid of wasting them, so he skillfully made a lot of pickled vegetables, keeping himself very busy.

Hua Ran snorted and tapped the bed with her white jade fingers.

"My lady~ come here~"

"My darling~ come here~"

"My sweetheart~"

"My child's mother~"

"If you don't come over here, I'll feed you a longan from the sweet soup—mouth to mouth!"

The system shouted directly into Joey's mind.

"I can't take it anymore! Baozi, you should go now. You've written enough talismans already. If you keep writing, my teeth will start to ache."

Joey didn't move; she kept her head down.

But then blood beads began to appear on a talisman in front of her.

"Baby...you're having a nosebleed?"

"no!"

Joey tried to inhale deeply.

Then he wiped his nose.

"You're wrong."

"No...you got a nosebleed just from hearing a voice? Oh my, you really are a vigorous young woman..."

"Shut up!"

Hua Ran finally touched one of Qiao Yi's arms that was supporting her on the bed.

The fingers rubbed against Joey like ants, making her feel itchy.