Infiltrating the world of cultivation
Chapter 108 The Matchmaker
The entire shop was decorated in a bloody and terrifying atmosphere, which seems to be the shop's main feature.
Clearly, the competition here is quite fierce; otherwise, the shop owners wouldn't have come up with such elaborate schemes.
Let alone construction, the design alone takes a lot of time. In addition, these strange and unusual materials might not even cover the rent if they aren't sold at a high price.
The shop's ceiling was covered with crystal balls that emitted a red glow. I wonder where they got so many crystal balls from.
The entire shop was decorated in a light red color scheme, which, when reflected on people's faces, added a touch of allure.
The ground was covered with pale, unidentified bones of various sizes, densely packed together, which, under the pale red glow, added a touch of strange beauty.
The waitresses who served the food were all masters of CostumePlay, dressed like orcs.
The fox-woman, with her red pointed ears and fluffy red tail, revealed her sexy and alluring legs, moving gracefully with light, elegant steps.
Dressed entirely in black with sharp nails, the Spider Woman's lips were painted with a deep burgundy color, exuding a mysterious aura amidst her sexiness, making one want to explore further.
When the Spider Woman saw the three of them, she slowly walked towards them. Her two soft breasts were heaving, and for a moment, one felt a sense of lingering reluctance to leave.
Snapped!
Sitting outside, Shi Wen, as if possessed, slapped the Spider Woman's buttocks.
clang!
A sound like metal clashing can be heard!
In the Spider Woman's hand was a bone spike, pale white in color, yet very sharp.
However, below the bone spur, Wang Chao blocked it with a three-edged dagger.
Just as the Spider Woman approached, Wang Chao felt that the frequency of her chest shaking had a hypnotic effect.
Even a dynasty, with its former Qi Refining Stage 4 mental fortitude, experienced moments of distraction.
Once Wang Chao regained his senses, he did not act rashly, but instead chose to stop the Spider Woman the moment she made her move.
With a flick of his wrist, Wang Chao removed the spider woman's bone spikes and subdued her.
"who are you?"
Shi Wen's expression was rather unpleasant. If it weren't for Wang Chao, he would have been in danger just now, and might have even lost his life.
You have no right to know!
When the Spider Woman realized her scheme had been exposed, she resolved to die.
"Everyone..."
The shopkeeper, a portly middle-aged man, rushed over from the back after hearing the report about the situation.
"roll!"
Shi Wen threw the token directly out.
The shopkeeper, who was also skilled in martial arts, turned around, reached out, and took the token. His expression changed drastically, and he silently placed the token on the table. Without saying a word, he turned and left.
Shi Wen's gaze was fixed on the spider woman, and then he suddenly reached out and grabbed her chin.
Click!
With a crisp sound, a human skin mask was removed from the Spider Woman's face.
Wang Chao was somewhat surprised, because even he hadn't noticed anything unusual just now.
"The Xuan family, the only daughter who ran away?"
Upon seeing the Spider Woman's appearance, Shi Wen frowned slightly, and surprisingly, he showed a headache.
"You slaughtered my entire family, and I've come here for revenge. Now that my scheme has been exposed, do with me as you please!"
This spider woman is quite tough. If these words came from anyone else, Wang Chao would have ridiculed them for being old-fashioned. But coming from the spider woman, they actually sound quite endearing.
"I've told you so many times, I didn't kill your Xuan family."
Shi Wen had a headache and couldn't do anything about the Spider Woman. He couldn't bring himself to kill her, but if he kept her alive, she was always looking to kill him.
This is the eighth time already; eventually, I'll stumble.
"Stop making excuses! That day when I returned home, I saw with my own eyes you standing on the grounds of the Xuan Yang family's mansion!"
Clearly, the Spider Woman did not believe Shi Wen's words at all.
"Brother Chao, let her go. If I wanted to kill you, you had already tried to assassinate me eight times before. After I caught you, I had plenty of opportunities. Why did I have to wait for you to come and try to assassinate me again and again?"
I've told you countless times, I was just passing by, you understand?
Besides, do you think you can escape Xuanyang City so easily? Do you know how many assassination attempts I've shielded you from?
Shi Wen was somewhat helpless, blaming himself for being so impulsive as to insist on joining in the fun at Xuan Yang Mansion, which led to this trouble.
"You're a liar! How do I know you're not lying to me?"
The Spider Woman's tone softened noticeably; clearly, she had begun to have doubts after Shi Wen had let her go multiple times.
"What do you have that I could lie to? You have no money, and as for looks... all you have is a big chest. What else do you have?"
The night before you escaped Xuanyang City, you stayed at the Yuelai Inn. While you were taking a bath, I shielded you from an attack. You have a red birthmark on your left buttock, right?
Shi Wen had no other choice but to blurt everything out.
"Snapped!"
"rogue!"
Spider Woman slapped Shi Wen across the face. Shi Wen was stunned, while Wang Chao and Sun Juan were both trying to suppress their laughter.
As expected, everything has its counter, and one thing can subdue another. Even a good-for-nothing like Shi Wen has been dealt with one day.
"You've hit me, you've cursed me, go home. I won't kill you, and you shouldn't try to kill me either. I live in constant fear."
Shi Wen touched his face and gave a wry smile. Even if he was a master of innate level, it would still hurt if he was slapped in the face.
"Waaah~ I have no home anymore~"
Spider Woman threw herself into Shi Wen's arms and began to sob.
The surrounding diners were a bit stunned. Just a moment ago they were shouting and fighting, but now the scene has changed drastically, and they are actually crying in each other's arms. This is too dramatic!
"Please, please don't cry."
Shi Wen was at a loss, unsure of what to do with his hands. After a moment's hesitation, he gently patted the Spider Woman's back.
"Woo~"
Upon hearing this, the Spider Woman's cries grew even louder, threatening to burst forth uncontrollably.
"Stop crying, if you keep crying you won't be pretty anymore, you'll look like a little kitten."
Shi Wen was somewhat at a loss, stammering and not even knowing what he was saying.
"Pfft~"
The Spider Woman chuckled, then slightly raised her head, staring intently at Shi Wen.
"You've seen me naked, don't you want to take responsibility for me?"
Shi Wen was stunned by the Spider Woman's words.
"Together!"
Wang Chao suddenly stood up. Matchmaking was his favorite thing to do. He had done it with A Tao and the Third Prince before, and this couple would probably be able to make it work too. It was just a matter of getting through to the next step.
"Bang! Bang! Together! Bang! Bang! Together!"
In an instant, inside the bustling shop, diners picked up their bowls and chopsticks and began tapping out rhythms.
"Don't make a scene, we, we just... sob!"
For the first time ever, Shi Wen blushed and began to panic. Before he could finish speaking, the Spider Woman kissed him, silencing him.
"Bang! Bang! Together! Bang! Bang! Together!"
The person involved was very shy, but the onlookers were very excited, eager to rush up and slap Shi Wen.
Will you be my wife?
Shi Wen blushed and finally said those words.
"I am willing!"
Spider Woman lowered her head and buried herself in Shi Wen's arms.
"Oh!"
The crowd cheered and started laughing again.
The obese shopkeeper was quite perceptive; he immediately sent someone to bring out all the shop's signature dishes.
"Congratulations to the two of you on your marriage! This table is on me tonight, just to add to the festivities."
The shopkeeper smiled broadly. As the saying goes, one doesn't hit a smiling face. Wang Chao took out a bloody cow leg from the nine-story ancient pagoda.
"Make him into beef jerky, and use the leftover scraps as payment."
Wang Chao waved his hand, signaling the shopkeeper that he could leave.
Wang Chao's move truly stunned everyone around him. This wasn't some kind of江湖 (jianghu) trick or deception, but a genuine creation from nothing.
Clearly, this dynasty was no ordinary one. The shopkeeper, being a shrewd man, knew that now was not the time to curry favor, so he picked up a cow leg and left on his own.
"Xuan Yang Wan'er greets her two elder brothers."
Now that Xuan Yang Wan'er has practically stepped into Shi Wen's family, this title naturally sounds much sweeter.
"As the older brother, I don't have any gifts to give you, so I'll just give you this black jade bracelet, which is an antique from three thousand years ago."
Sun Juan, unaware of what was going on, pulled out a jade-green bracelet from somewhere.
The dynasty also possessed quite a few of these antiques, but after some thought, it decided not to take them.
"This is a celestial sword; no mortal weapon can withstand even a single blow from it."
Wang Chao took out a celestial sword and said in a low voice.
"Brother Chao, this is too much, it's far too valuable!"
Shi Wen was startled. This was a celestial sword, far more powerful than any of the most famous swords in the martial arts world.
It is said that the broken sword on the Broken Sword was a damaged immortal sword, yet it could still cut through iron like mud.
"Yes, it's too valuable, I can't accept it!"
Xuan Yang Wan'er pushed the sword back; for them, it was indeed quite valuable.
It's like giving an ordinary hunter a Type 95 5.8mm automatic rifle; they wouldn't dare accept it.
Despite repeated persuasion from the dynasty, Xuan Yang Wan'er still put away the immortal sword.
This signature dish, made from the five internal organs, is indeed quite special.
First, there's the amber-colored liquid in the glass. The liquid has bubbles, so it's probably similar to soda. However, these bubbles are actually moving downwards. What's the principle behind that?
There were also delicacies on the table, including a creature resembling a turtle, food that looked like tofu pudding but was disguised as brain matter, and food that looked like a pile of excrement, steaming hot and covered with flies.
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