Transmigrated into a Prosperous Farm Wife, Pampered, Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Prime Minister

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The tray in the small shop fell to the ground.

"What kind of work are you doing? Get out of here right now and don't get in my way!"

The waiter, feeling as if he had been granted a pardon, quickly ran away.

Yan Song's heart tightened, and he looked at Lin Shuyun and said calmly, "She's just a servant girl, how could she have such good fortune? My lady, I'll personally fill your cup, and you can taste whether this Daughter's Red wine is worth a hundred taels of silver."

Try it. Drink this wine, and I'll make you wish you were dead.

Lin Shuyun looked at Yan Song with a half-smile, "Is that so? But I'm afraid you've poisoned the wine. Why don't you test it for me first?"

Yan Song chuckled, "Grandma, please don't joke with me. I wouldn't dare! Even if you gave me a thousand lives, I wouldn't dare. There's absolutely nothing wrong with this wine. If you don't believe me, I'll let the pockmarked guy next to me try it!"

The pockmarked man nodded and bowed, "Yes, yes, I'll try it."

He then reached over to take the wine glass.

Lin Shuyun raised her hand, looking at Yan Song with a half-smile, "How could a lowly servant like him be worthy of drinking such expensive wine? I want you to taste it yourself before I can be at ease."

"But……"

"Drink up, why waste so much time talking nonsense!"

Before Yan Song could finish speaking, his chin was suddenly grabbed.

The wine in the flask was poured directly into his throat, causing him to cough violently.

"Let go of my young master!"

Before Ma Zi could even get over, he was kicked to the side of the bed.

Old Xu stood to the side, looking at the wine jug with a pained expression. It was his wine. He hoped Lin Shuyun wouldn't ask for another jug ​​later.

"you you……"

Yan Song was released, his face flushed red from the choking, and he stared at Lin Shuyun in disbelief, speechless.

Lin Shuyun picked up a cloth from the table and wiped her hands. She smiled at Yan Song and said, "Good son, you want to play with poison with your father? Your methods are still too green. Why can't you ever learn?"

"How did you know there was something poisoned in this wine?" Yan Song was practically going crazy.

He's given me a muscle-relaxing drug; in the time it takes to drink a cup of tea, I'll be completely weak and powerless, at the mercy of others.

Yan Song trembled as he reached into his robes for the antidote, but found nothing.

Lin Shuyun played with the small porcelain bottle in her hand, "That's why your father is your father, he just knows!"

"Why are you in such a hurry to take the antidote? Let me see what it looks like when the poison takes effect. I'm from the countryside and I've never seen anything like this before."

Yan Song knelt down with a thud. "Father, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please forgive me this time! It's not poison, it's just... it makes you feel weak all over..."

Those who understand the times are heroes; a true man can bend and stretch.

The servant boy, who was crawling over clutching his stomach, stared wide-eyed. Then, the next second, he tilted his head and pretended to be unconscious, his limbs still trembling.

The young master actually called this woman "father"!

Ma Zi wished he were deaf and blind, so he could see and hear nothing.

Lin Shuyun tossed the small medicine bottle up and down, "Dad let you off last time, but son, you never learn your lesson. So this time, I'm going to make sure you learn your lesson."

"What do you mean... strip you naked, make a few cuts on your body, smear honey on them, and then catch some ants and insects and put them on the wounds?"

Lin Shuyun spoke seriously, as if she were genuinely seeking Yan Song's opinion.

Yan Song was slowly losing his strength, and he started trembling just thinking about that scene.

What a wicked idea.

"I'll never do it again! You can't kill me! If I die, my parents and older brother will definitely come after you. Please, Grandma, spare me this time! I really won't do it again!"

Lin Shuyun chuckled, "A real man has a big ass, why are you crying? Who said I was going to kill you? I'm just going to make you wish you were dead!"

Yan Song wept bitterly.

He was filled with regret; why did he have to provoke this woman?

She's quite pretty, but her heart is like a snake's, she's so damn wicked.

Old Xu whispered a reminder from the side, "Girl, why don't you gag him? His crying sounds awful."

Lin Shuyun nodded, "That's true! It wouldn't be good if people misunderstood something while you were crying so horribly."

"Lady Lin."

There was a knock at the door.

"Are you inside, Madam Lin?"

Hearing no response from inside, Gongsun Xingzhi knocked more urgently. Could it be that he was too late and something had already happened?

Just as Gongsun Xingzhi was about to break down the door, the door to the side room opened.

"Are you alright?"

Lin Shuyun stood gracefully at the door.

Gongsun Xingzhi looked at her with concern and asked, "Madam Lin, are you alright?"

As he spoke, he looked into the side room and saw Yan Song sitting next to Old Man Xu, smiling ingratiatingly.

He turned around and his expression changed immediately. "Gongsun Xingzhi, are you out of your mind? I'm just treating you to a meal, why do you have to come crawling to me? If you want to eat, just say so! I'm not that stingy. The Gongsun family is so poor that they can't even afford to eat at Mingyue Tower. Do you have to shamelessly freeload?"

Gongsun Xingzhi actually came in. "Lady Lin, I'm sorry to disturb you."

Yan Song's eyes widened in surprise.

This sickly guy is actually so shameless?

Didn't you hear him say something sarcastic? How could he be so shameless as to come in like that?

After Gongsun Xingzhi entered and sat down, he felt that the atmosphere was a bit strange.

No one spoke again, and after a while, the dishes were served.

Old Xu ate while picking and choosing, saying, "The taste of Mingyuelou is barely acceptable, but it's still far inferior to Yun's cooking."

Yan Song couldn't help but speak up, "Grandpa, you can boast, but don't exaggerate so much. The chefs at Mingyue Tower are even better than the imperial chefs in the palace."

He admitted that this female demon was very skilled at harming people, but it was going too far to brag like this while having a meal.

He immediately regretted it after saying it, wishing he could slap himself in the face. Why did he have to be so cheeky!

Old Xu glanced at Yan Song and said, "Hey, you don't believe me when I tell you. You'll know once you've tried it, but obviously you won't have that chance."

Lin Shuyun tasted the dish and nodded. "I think it's pretty good. What does the banquet food in the palace taste like?"

Yan Song's smile was more like a grimace. "Well... it's just so-so."

This cunning and ruthless woman wouldn't expect him to prepare a feast fit for royalty, would she?

Why is he so rude and jerk-mouthed?

Gongsun Xingzhi watched Yan Song fawn over Lin Shuyun and said, "I'm really curious about when Madam Lin and Young Master Yan met."

There's no way these two people seem to have any connection.

"You're asking me? Who am I supposed to ask? He probably has some kind of weird fetish. He just told me to recognize him as his father without any hesitation, so I had no choice but to accept it. I became a father without any pain and got a very filial son for free."

Lin Shuyun looked at Yan Song beside her and said, "Don't you think so? What a big baby."

Yan Song's smile was more like a grimace. "Yes, yes, but I don't recognize my father, I recognize my great-aunt. Great-aunt, please don't joke with me."

Although "great-aunt" is of a higher generation, it still sounds better than "recognizing a father."