A short night is hard to please! A stunningly handsome prince dotes on her exclusively.

Lou Shenghan froze for a moment, then asked his son curiously, "What's wrong with Daddy's poop?"

Lou Xiaobao raised his soft little face and explained in a childish voice, "Uncle Zhe said, said Daddy is going to poop!"

"Pfft, hahaha~~~ Lou Shenghan, your son says you're going to shit! Hahaha~~~"

Hua Buyu clutched her stomach and laughed hysterically. Lou Xiaobao is such a filial and good son!

Xin Moyan couldn't help but laugh out loud. She hadn't heard Xiao Bao looking for his father for the past few days, and she thought Xiao Bao had forgotten Lou Shenghan!

His expression was a little unwell, but he still picked up his son, sat down beside him, and patiently explained, "Daddy isn't dead. Yuan Huaize is talking nonsense. Don't listen to him, Xiaobao. You haven't seen Daddy for several days. Have you missed Daddy?"

Yes! Baby misses Daddy~

"That's my good son!"

Lou Shenghan nodded in satisfaction, then looked up and asked, "Yan Yan, I heard you've been opening some kind of shop recently. Were you just naming it?"

Xin Moyan glanced at him speechlessly, thinking that he had just recovered from a serious illness and his mind should have returned to normal, but she didn't expect that he was still not normal.

"Hey! Lou Shenghan, can you please stop calling Yan Yan that? It's disgusting!"

"Why can you call me that, but I can't?"

"That's different. You two aren't close, and besides, neither of you is married, so you can't address each other so intimately, or it will cause misunderstandings."

Lou Shenghan gave the two of them a wicked smile, then said confidently, "I want everyone to misunderstand."

"Why?" Xin Moyan asked curiously, her face full of confusion. "Prime Minister Lou, I'm not familiar with you. Besides, you'd better be careful, my brother still wants to settle accounts with you!"

He suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and cautiously scanned his surroundings. When he didn't see Xin Moling, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yan Yan, I'm serious. I want to marry you. A princess and a prime minister, that's a good match."

"Lou Shenghan, if you're not thinking straight, go get treatment. Don't spout nonsense here. If Xin Moling finds out, he'll definitely beat you to death."

"Hua Buyu, could you please stop interrupting me?"

"No way!" Hua Buyu said, then quickly grabbed Xin Moyan's arm. "You can marry whoever you want, but don't try to take advantage of my Yan Yan."

"Yan Yan, what do you think?" Lou Shenghan turned around and looked at her affectionately. "Even if there were a thousand unpleasant things in the past, now that you've changed and I've changed too, my appearance is acceptable. Wouldn't it be good for me to be the Prime Minister's wife and receive an imperial decree?"

"This is bad, Prime Minister Lou! Confess honestly, what exactly is your plan?"

Xin Moyan didn't believe his nonsense at all. Besides, although Lou Shenghan spoke sincerely, there was no affection in his eyes. Instead, it seemed like...

"Prime Minister Lou, is it because you see that Xiao Bao likes me, but you don't want him to keep calling me his mother all the time, and you want someone to take care of him and keep him company that you insist on making me marry you?"

Lou Shenghan maintained a calm and collected demeanor on the surface, but inside he was panicking. When did Xin Moyan become so clever? And she had articulated his thoughts perfectly!

"So that's what you were thinking! Lou Shenghan, so you wanted my Yan Yan to come to your house and be your maid, to serve you and your son, right?"

"Hey, hey, hey~ I didn't mean that, and I wouldn't dare ask a princess like Yan Yan to do such a thing. I was just thinking that since we all know each other, Yan Yan, could you please consider me?"

"Prime Minister Lou, I won't consider it. Now that you've recovered, please take Xiao Bao back with you!"

Lou Shenghan was extremely frustrated. With his looks, why couldn't he attract the two women in front of him?

Seeing his distress, Hua Buyu patted his shoulder and kindly advised, "Lou Shenghan, the most important thing in marriage is mutual affection. Yan Yan doesn't like you, and you don't like Yan Yan, so why do you insist on having her marry you?"

"Who said that? I think I really like Yan Yan! And Lou Xiaobao likes her too. As for Yan Yan, she'll naturally like me in time."

"..."

"Prime Minister Lou, could you please stop calling me that?"

“No!” He shook his head stubbornly. “I heard from the Sixth Prince that women love sweet words, especially affectionate terms of address, which will make them more devoted to you.”

"Prime Minister Lou, I think you must have been deceived by the Sixth Prince."

"Lou Shenghan, didn't you say you had a harem of beautiful wives and concubines? How come you're so clueless about romance?"

Lou Shenghan was taken aback again, and loudly retorted, "I don't understand romance? When have I ever been unromantic? Besides, I don't have a harem of beautiful wives and concubines. I don't have a single woman in my household now, but I do have a few concubines. Isn't that normal?"

The two women gave him a disdainful look. In ancient times, it was common for men to have multiple wives and concubines, but they were modern people and subconsciously only accepted monogamy. Uh... although one of the women had also said that she wanted to have a large harem.

Why do you two look at me like that?

Seeing his bewildered expression, Xin Moyan said calmly, "Prime Minister Lou, you may think it's normal for men to have multiple wives and concubines, but no woman wants to share the same husband with others. Similarly, if you meet a woman you love very much in the future, would you agree to her having a second man besides you?"

"Of course not! How could that be? If she loved me, why would she look for someone else? Besides, Yan Yan, I love you so much, you wouldn't do this to me, would you?"

"...Prime Minister Lou, I've already said that you have no feelings for me at all, so don't keep talking about love and romance, which only leads to misunderstandings!"

"Who says I don't have feelings? I think I love you right now!"

Hua Buyu could no longer tolerate it and reached out to flick his hand behind the head.

"Snapped!"

"Hiss~ Hua Buyu, why did you hit me?"

"You don't even know what love is, yet you say you love me and I love you? Aren't you afraid of biting your tongue?"

Lou Shenghan suddenly frowned, as if deep in thought, and said, "I enjoy being with Yan Yan, something I've never experienced with other women. Doesn't that count as love?"

"Prime Minister Lou, it seems you're just pretending to be a romantic," Xin Moyan sighed, stroking Lou Xiaobao's head. "Don't talk about love in front of Xiaobao in the future. He's still young. I hope you can meet someone you truly love!"

"Yan Yan, have you ever loved anyone? Weren't you deeply in love with Prince Lie? Then why did you break off the engagement overnight? If you lost your memory, would you also forget your feelings?"

A series of questions left the two speechless, and they no longer wanted to pay attention to the seemingly womanizing but actually utterly idiotic prime minister. They simply continued discussing the shop's name.

"Yan Yan, I think Lou Shenghan said something quite fitting."

"what?"

"Sweet words and sweet talk!"

"this is not bad!"

Why are you two ignoring me?