Slayer of Gods: I lied; I became the agent of the Nine Gods.

"Rolls-Royce! May I collect some stamps with you?"

A girl's slightly surprised voice came from beside Lu Yu. She looked at the speaker and a smile naturally appeared on her face: "Okay! Are there any position requirements?"

The little girl blinked her eyes: "I want to open a domain using Gojo-sensei's name!!!"

Lu Yu gave an OK sign, then bent down slightly to lean against the girl's face, made a signature gesture with one hand, and took a few selfies with his phone in the other.

After seeing off the last stamp collector, Lu Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief and slumped into a chair.

Today, she specially created a cosplay of the Five Wisdom Transformation, and even brought a Tang sword to the event to show off.

Although this outfit is already a bit strange, as long as it's Gojo Satoru, even if he comes out wearing a suspender dress, he won't be out of character.

It's already seven o'clock. If I go back now, I should still be able to make dinner with my parents, right?

Lu Yu was somewhat uncertain, but she still quickened her pace in removing her makeup.

……

"I am back!"

As soon as Lu Yu opened the door, a delightful aroma wafted into her nostrils.

"Dad! What delicious food did you make today?"

Lu's father came out of the kitchen carrying a steaming pot of braised pork. Upon seeing Lu Yu, he immediately smiled.

"Little Fish, go next door and call Grandpa for dinner. He's probably busy playing chess again and has forgotten the time."

"OKOK~"

Lu Yu didn't even change her shoes before turning back and knocking on her neighbor's door.

"Grandpa! Dinner's ready!"

There seemed to be some commotion inside. After a while, Grandpa Lu pushed open the door, looking somewhat helpless.

"I'd only just started cooking when your dad was already calling me back?"

Lu Yu said, both amused and annoyed, "You should know that every time you play chess with that gentleman, it takes an hour, right?"

And not only do you always lose games, but you also keep making a fuss about taking back your moves. When I hear that, I just want to cover my face and pretend I don't know you.

Grandpa Lu snorted, but still called out into the house, "Teacher Feng, I'll continue after I finish my meal!"

The people inside seemed to be laughing too, their voices soft and gentle.

"No rush, anytime is fine."

Upon hearing this, Lu Yu became anxious: "Sir! Please don't say 'anytime'! If that's the case, Grandpa will probably come over in the middle of the night to play chess!"

Why do people still treat old men like children?

"It's alright. If Xiaoyu has any questions, she can come over anytime."

Lu Yu hummed a few times, then dragged the reluctant Grandpa Lu out of the neighbor's house.

.........

At the dining table, the mother deer kept putting food into the deer's bowl.

"Xiaoyu, now that the college entrance exam is over, have you thought about which university to apply to?"

The mother deer's smile was gentle and relaxed, as if time hadn't taken anything from her; she remained as beautiful and young as ever.

“In my opinion, she should apply to the National Defense Military Academy. Xiaoyu is usually very mischievous; a normal university won’t be enough for her to cause trouble.” Just as Lu’s father opened his mouth, he was tapped on the head by the family emperor next to him.

"...Oh...that's not wrong...she's always jumping around, the whole neighborhood knows we have a little girl who's even more mischievous than a boy."

Dad is feeling wronged, Dad is sobbing.

Lu Yu waved her hand: "I don't want to go to military school. Four years of military-style management, and I won't be home often then. Let's see where you can cry then!"

The mother deer immediately made a stop gesture: "Alright! I was asking Little Fish what he thought, why are you meddling?"

Grandpa Lu sat calmly, but in his heart he was actually thinking about where his granddaughter would go to school.

The black-haired girl, with a piece of meat dangling from her mouth, chuckled and said:

"Actually, I think that Taoist academy is pretty good... It's so good for health! It's so good for health!"

Three adults: ? ? ? What did you say? Which college?

Lu Yu put down his chopsticks with a serious expression and coughed lightly: "Ahem... that Taoist academy! Studying Taoist practices, I've been working so hard for so many years, and I heard that university isn't easy either..."

If you choose the right university major, every day feels like the college entrance exam!

She's not like someone who just emerged from the sea of ​​suffering of senior year in high school and then went straight into the frying pan of college life!

"Moreover, not to be rude, but young people these days really like the Taoist spirit..."

When Lu Yu started talking about the interesting things that had happened recently, she did it in great detail:

"For example, Mom, if you go to the temple to draw a fortune stick, and the Taoist priest sees that you drew a bad one, he'll definitely unleash a torrent of words—'This humble Taoist priest will help you defy fate!'"

Moreover, we Taoists never allow ourselves to suffer in silence. When we want to curse someone, we usually say the dirty words out loud. If we keep them inside, our hearts will become dirty.

And there's more...

Seeing that Lu Yuyi was about to start talking nonstop, the three adults chuckled and pulled the girl back, saying, "Alright, alright... we know..."

They probably knew the girl was joking with them, but joy and happiness are always brought by a joke or two.

A family's happiness is nothing more than a dinner, sitting around the table, occasionally bickering, and that's what family reunion is all about.

"Little Fish, don't go out to play tonight. Come with me to Teacher Feng's house for tea to calm your mind."

As Grandpa Lu gets older, he enjoys spending his leisure time with like-minded friends. He practices his knife skills in the morning, plays chess in the afternoon, goes for a stroll, and listens to the interesting stories his granddaughter brings back. This is how he spends his later years.

"sure……"

The girl buried her head in her food, nodding as she ate: "It just so happens that the gentleman said he brought some good tea last time, and I'd like to have some too."

"Oh ho ho... Okay, okay, that guy told you all the good stuff he brought, but he didn't tell me!"

Lu Yu chuckled, "Grandpa, every time you hear there's something good, you rush over with some wine, insisting on sharing. But the gentleman might not even like drinking..."

Besides, your wine is homemade, and their tea is top-quality tea...

Even someone as shameless as Lu Yu would feel a little embarrassed now...

Thinking of this, she subconsciously touched the pattern on her wrist.

"And every time you come with me for tea, the gentleman has never minded. He always prepares three cups in advance, of course he knew I would tell you!"

Grandpa Deer finally calmed down: "That's true..."

The deer's parents, standing nearby, chuckled to themselves: "Dad... Xiao Feng looks only in his twenties or thirties. You, a sixty-year-old man, keep calling him 'teacher' all the time... You're making him sound old!"

Grandpa Deer glared at them: "That's respect! Don't you understand respect?"

He snorted, adopting an air of superiority, as if he were the only one sober in a world of drunks: "In my opinion, you're all just being incredibly rude..."

"Teacher Feng is very knowledgeable and insightful. Even some of my friends say he deserves this title."

"...The key point is that your friends also want to go to other people's houses to freeload tea all the time..."

"That's about bringing gifts to share!!! Teacher Feng agreed!!!"