Slayer of Gods: I lied; I became the agent of the Nine Gods.

When the Night Watch finally arrived to pick up the group and take them away, Lu Yu was already trying to build a snowman with empty disposable food containers and garbage bags filled with chicken bones.

"Now that the problem is solved, shall we go back?"

Brushing the snow off her hands, Lu Yu stood up: "I'll introduce you to one of my friends later, especially you 'Sassy Bro,' he'll definitely like you!"

Shen Qingzhu had just taken a sip of a can of soda when he was caught off guard and almost choked when he heard Lu Yu call his name.

"What do you mean, 'like me'?"

Lu Yu mysteriously touched his chin: "The main problem is that our personalities clash a bit, but our appearances don't match. Hey~ it's just a small detail, don't mind it!"

Shen Qingzhu remained silent: "..."

You fucking need to explain yourself clearly! Is that friend male or female, and why would you like him?

Isn't that your friend? Why would he like me?

Baili Tuming chuckled: "Little Fish, so you invited Brother Zhai to live with us because you wanted to introduce him to some friends? Am I one of them?"

Seemingly a little embarrassed, he pulled over Cao Yuan, who was standing there in a daze, and said, "And there's Cao Cao too! Good brother, we'll share the good times and the bad!"

Lu Yu put on a cat-like face: "What do you mean by 'status'? I introduced a guy! A true friend!"

The three: ? Meow meow meow? A real man? You weren't lying to them?

Shen Qingzhu coughed lightly to cover her embarrassment: "Then, let's go back first, let's go back first..."

Fatty also carefully covered his mouth, not daring to cause any more trouble.

Cao Yuan, who works quietly and without saying a word: I'm the ultimate winner! (￣y▽￣)╭ Ohohoho…

When they returned to Lu Yu's house, as soon as they entered, Baili Tuming craned his neck to look around.

"Little Fish, where is your friend? Where is he/she?"

Lu Yu smiled and went upstairs: "Don't rush, you guys play cards for a while, I'll go pick him up."

……

Before the first round of poker was even over, Lu Yu appeared on the second floor of the house with a person wearing a red cloak.

"I'm coming!"

She grabbed the sleeve of the person next to her and ran downstairs.

Suddenly, a burst of flames surged into the house from outside.

Immediately afterward, the group of people who had been playing cards by the window rolled away to avoid the explosion.

"There are still some!"

"When will this ever end? Can't we just have a peaceful New Year?!"

Fatty was holding his last two jokers, and he was about to play the royal flush and win, so why did he have to launch a sneak attack at this moment?

"What are you doing holding cards at a time like this? Grab a knife!"

Shen Qingzhu picked up the Star Blade beside her and looked warily toward the other side of the firelight.

"Oh... wait a minute, I don't use the Star Blade..."

Baili Tuming withdrew his hand from the knife he was about to pick up, took one last reluctant look at the cards in his hand, then casually tossed them aside. He then pulled out another pile of unfamiliar but obviously expensive prohibited items from his pocket:

"If I don't beat you troublemakers into the hospital today, I'm not Baili Tuming!"

[Be careful, this is the sea border... and also the river border.]

"Lu Yu! Watch out—"

The system's flat sound and Lin Qiye's anxious shouts from another direction reached Lu Yu's ears almost simultaneously.

She instinctively looked towards Lin Qiye: "Why are you here? Didn't you go home?"

I went through so much trouble to coax you back, and you're telling me you're back again?

What about all the planning I did before? Was it charity?

Originally, Lu Yu planned to let Lin Qiye go home and have a proper New Year.

She created a partial illusion on this side, causing all those secretly watching to subconsciously ignore the real Lin Qiye on the other side and assume he was on this side, but they didn't expect that he would actually come over on his own.

"We'll talk about that later!"

Lin Qiye leaped several times and landed in the ruins of the downstairs living room. Lu Yu was teleported to the group's side just before the attack that was coming at her arrived.

"It's the Sea Realm! And there's more than one! Everyone be careful!"

Lu Yu quickly explained the current situation, his heart pounding faster than ever.

Suddenly, the person next to her patted her on the shoulder: "What's your rush?"

"The alchemy furnaces that exploded with me before were much scarier than this scene, so why are you so nervous today?"

Lu Yu retorted instinctively, "I'm not nervous! I'm worried about these guys, okay!"

Those whose questions were rejected were even more puzzled: "They're weak?"

"no!"

"So the enemy is very strong? Stronger than me?"

"...I'm not as strong as you..."

Then a chuckle rang in Lin Qiye and the others' ears: "That's more like it..."

The person who spoke took off his hat, revealing a boy's face.

He had a vertical red line drawn between his eyebrows, his face was like a full moon, making it difficult to tell whether he was male or female, and his hair was tied into two buns with two red and white silk ribbons.

The instant the cloak fell, an invisible fire spontaneously combusted without wind, burning the cloak to ashes.

A delicately patterned gold ring hung around his neck, followed by a blood-red silk ribbon wrapped around him in a protective manner.

The boy simply raised his hand, and a long spear, its entire body gleaming gold and its tip faintly glowing with fire, appeared in his hand.

"Sea Realm? What kind of realm is that?"

The boy laughed coldly and unrestrainedly, his voice completely undisguised, so that everyone present could hear him clearly without even needing to listen carefully.

"Insignificant ants, nothing to fear."

Lin Qiye swallowed hard, watching the red light around the boy grow even brighter, as if he was about to unleash a powerful attack at any moment.

He turned to look at the direct contact, Mr. Lu: "Who's this? Do you know him?"

Lu Yu smiled politely: "My friend was originally invited by me to celebrate the New Year, but who knew so many bad people would bully me?"

Yes, yes, look at my house, it's been bombed like this! They must have bullied me...

Lin Qiye didn't believe it and was about to refute it when he unexpectedly saw the strangely familiar-looking young man beside him looking astonished.

"You've only been gone a few days, and now people are coming to your door to bully you?"

Lin Qiye: Seriously, buddy? You really believe that?

Lu Yu: "There was nothing I could do. They forced me to join their organization, but I refused. So I tried to reason with them (by destroying their altar), but they just wouldn't let it go..."

As she spoke, Lu Yu pretended to wipe away non-existent tears: "Poor Qi Ye, he has to suffer this undeserved calamity with me..."

Join an organization?

Lin Qiye was stunned for a moment.

So it's the Church of the Ancient Gods...

He couldn't help but think to himself: Aren't I someone else's target too? They're making it sound like I'm completely innocent!

But the sucker still seemed to agree wholeheartedly, as if he intended to stick to this argument.

"Since when did the Night's Watch start targeting even children? Did your parents agree to you risking your life for them?"

A somewhat cold voice rang out from outside the ruins, its target Nezha, who should only be a high school freshman.

Before Nezha could react, Lu Yuxian lost his composure: "A warrior!"

She muttered something under her breath and gave a thumbs-up to the other side.

Lin Qiye: "What do you mean by this?"

Lu Yu whispered, "It means the enemy precisely stepped on a landmine."

You don't know that Nezha hates having his parents mentioned more than anything in his life.

His father, who had planned to kill him from the moment he was born, later destroyed his temple when he was resurrected, causing his physical body to fail to be rebuilt. In the end, he could only entrust the lotus root to be reborn.

A mother bound by old ideas, submissive and unwilling to defy all of her father's orders, but Nezha did not hate her, at least after his death, only his mother built a temple for him.

But that Li Jing!!!

The once calm boy was now like an arsenal filled with gunpowder, ready to ignite at any moment.

The firelight gradually dimmed, revealing the attackers on the other side.

One of them wore an overcoat, his medium-length black hair was swept back, and his eyes were as still and empty as he looked at Lin Qiye and the others on the other side.

The other person... was completely covered up, seemingly not intending to reveal their true appearance.

"I don't kill nameless people. Who are you? State your name."

The boy's boastful voice echoed through the ruins.

The moment the explosion occurred, a "no-fly zone" was activated in the vicinity, preventing any movement within the area from reaching the outside world.

Meanwhile, until the person who opened the "No-Rule Zone" dies, no one in the area can leave.

"Ancient God Church, Han Shaoyun."

The long-haired man stepped forward, seemingly not intending to let the person next to him introduce himself.

He glanced at the boy who had spoken provocatively, raising an eyebrow: "And you? You're the kind of guy who can't be judged by his strength."

The boy flicked his wrist, and the flame at the top of the fire-tipped spear drew a semi-circle in the air:

“Nezha, a disciple of Taiyi Zhenren from the Great Xia Dynasty.”

The firelight reflected in the eyes of the boys around him, revealing their stunned expressions.

Lu Yu looked up at the boy who had flown into the air. His red clothes were like fire, and for a moment it was hard to tell who was more fiery.

She sighed softly:

"He has already cut off his flesh and bones. Nezha was born and raised by the earth. What parents does he have?"