Slayer of Gods: I lied; I became the agent of the Nine Gods.

The next morning, after everyone had gotten ready and arrived at the gate, and were led onto the bus, they finally realized what had happened.

"This training isn't being conducted at the camp?"

Baili Tuming touched his round chin, looking tired, and every now and then he would tilt his head and lean on Lin Qiye's shoulder.

"Yes, it's said that they're going to the mountains of Jinan for extreme training."

Lu Yu, who was sitting behind the two, poked his head out, his mouth full of crumbs from a macaron that a certain elite had given him.

"You went to bother Instructor Yuan again?"

Helpless, Lin Qiye took out a bag of snacks that Sister Hongying had stuffed into his bag earlier and handed it to Lu Yu.

"Believe me, I didn't. I was just visiting elderly people living alone."

Seeing that Lin Qiye still wanted to continue, Lu Yu changed the subject: "Qiye, look, Cao Yuan is looking for you."

The judgment of "better late than never" was successful.

"Lin Qiye, do you need some breakfast?"

Cao Yuan, who was chanting sutras, suddenly turned around and handed over a steamed bun: "I saw that you didn't eat much this morning, and I was worried that you would be hungry, so I bought an extra one."

"No need, you eat it yourself..."

Lin Qiye waved the snacks in his hand and handed them to Lu Yu.

These are all high-sugar snacks specially selected to meet the needs of teenage girls.

After Hongying learned that Luyu would often get headaches if she didn't eat these snacks, she arranged for a bunch of snacks to be found in a corner of the office every few steps, so that Luyu could easily grab and eat them.

Lu Yu took it without hesitation, tore it open, and ate a piece: "Milk chocolate flavor!"

Lin Qiye explained to the persistent Cao Yuan, "...You can save it to replenish your strength this afternoon, and I can eat the dry rations that Lu Yu left with me..."

Lu Yu suddenly felt that the snacks in her mouth no longer tasted good.

Seven Nights, I've treated you so well, why did you snatch food from my jaws?

"Can you guys be quiet for a bit?" Shen Qingzhu was resting with her eyes closed, but the noise from the guys around her made it impossible for her to relax.

"Didn't you notice that everyone else around us is resting?"

Hearing what the arrogant guy said, the elementary school students obediently sat down, as quiet as chickens.

……

Upon arriving at Jinan Mountain, Lu Yu disappeared without a trace after getting off the car. Lin Qiye originally intended to look for her and see where she had gone, but having learned from his previous experience, he gave up.

At this time, there's no need to worry about Lu Yu, since Lin Qiye is already grateful enough that she's not thinking of playing pranks.

Lu Yu did indeed intend to make a prank.

When she met Yuan Gang in the morning, she had already made arrangements with the head instructor.

"Instructor, although I was sealed by the forbidden realm during this period, I could still use teleportation, so this kind of extreme training is not very useful for me..."

Lu Yu rubbed his hands together, his intention not too obvious: "Could I be honored to have a viewing spot in the monitoring room?"

Yuan Gang: ...

That's fine. If this guy causes any more trouble or blows up a mountain, they can't exactly call the Masked Squad back to repair it, can they?

"……Row."

Lu Yu made a peace sign.

……

So the missing person is currently sitting obediently in the head instructor's single monitoring room, just like a student.

Together with Yuan Gang, each holding a cup of bubble tea, we chugdled it down while watching the bewildered trainees on the monitor enter the mountains.

"Actually, I think your punishment mechanism is too conservative."

Lu Yu, chewing on a bubble, winked at Yuan Gang, who was amazed by the taste of milk tea on his first try, with his mouth full of unclear words.

"If it were me, I'd have those people who know each other ask the questions, and they'd be right every time!"

This is the experience summarized by a veteran who played Truth or Dare for five years in his previous life.

Because it's easier to rip people off when you know them!

Take Lin Qiye for example, if he loses, Lu Yu will definitely be the first to ask a question!

Wouldn't that expose his underwear?

"Seven Nights, where did Uncle Zhao Kongcheng take you for the first time?"

Hehe~ How could she have bad intentions? Hehe...

She felt an unprecedented sense of joy as she looked at the drone on the screen.

How could anyone come up with such a despicable method?

Think back to the previous incident where they didn't move and just bombed the instructors and the cafeteria.

Yuan Gang, suffering from a myocardial infarction: "Let me ask you, don't you young people all have a dream of blowing up the school?"

Lu Yu asked in surprise, "How did the instructor know?"

Are middle-aged people now also entering the underage market?

That song, "Going to School Song (Bombing School Version)," which is so familiar to them, shouldn't have reached the ears of their elders!

Yuan Gang: Didn't you already do it? Of course I'm asking you if you have this dream.

"Are you even human?"

You wanted to bomb the school and also trick your classmates. You've done all sorts of bad things. How can the instructors who want to be villains in front of the trainees compete with that?

Even though Lu Yu did all sorts of bizarre things, in the eyes of those young people, it seemed as if she had done things they had never done, and that she was a brave and admirable woman.

unacceptable!

Yuan Gang grew angrier the more he thought about it, but the next second he heard Lu Yu's self-righteous voice:

"Of course I'm a human being!"

Lu Yu retorted without hesitation.

How could she not be human?

"Am I not human, then what am I?"

[Hint: The fourth instance of telling the truth, "It's never too late to mend your ways," has been triggered. A random penalty will now be imposed—"I'm not human," for one day.]

[Countdown begins - 3, 2, 1 -]

Lu Yu: ? ? ?

Lu Yu: !!!

She instinctively looked up at Yuan Gang and hurriedly shouted, "Help..."

Instructor Yuan!!!

Before he could finish speaking, Yuan Gang watched in disbelief as Lu Yu, who had been chatting and laughing just a moment ago, turned into a white... silver shaded...

Um... the Northeastern style...

"...You..." Yuan Gang's face was filled with horror. "You! You! You!!!" You're really not human?

The silver shaded cat's deep blue eyes seemed to be brimming with tears.

Lu Yu instinctively wanted to open her mouth to explain, but unexpectedly, what came out was just a "Roar~"

emm...

A big cat deep in thought. (jpg)

It's a fine tiger!

Yuan Gang, as expected of someone who had seen many big scenes, quickly regained his composure after a moment of lapse in composure. He looked Lu Yu up and down and asked, "...I'll ask you, will you nod or shake your head?"

The big cat shook its head rapidly: ojbk! ojbk!

"you are not human?"

A fierce tiger roared: I already said no!

"Shake your head or nod?" I don't understand Tiger Language!

Deer.Big Cat.Forced to bow its head under tyranny: It shook its head.

"That's strange, I don't believe it..."

Lu Yu glared at him fiercely.

Hey, it's kind of cute...

Yuan Gang resisted the urge to pat his head and continued to ask, "Is there a reason?"

The kitten nodded.

"What ability?" Yuan Gang guessed, but shook his head the next second. "Wait a minute, who would be so foolish as to possess such an ability? It can't be someone who wants to work at the zoo and have a secure job, right? Hahaha..."

Lu Yu, who was about to nod: ...

No, you're making me feel really stupid.

"Were you ambushed?" After all, he had just shouted for help.

Lu Yu nodded with tears in her eyes.

She endures!

Isn't it just fooling people? Isn't that how she makes a living?

[Pretty profitable. The person in front of you just gave you 30,000 reputation points. This was because he unlocked the super hidden achievement "The Tiger's Beauty Strategy" from the Thirty-Six Stratagems for Students," and he also overturned his image of you once again, so you got 30,000 in total.]

The system's electronic voice seemed to carry a subtle hint of laughter.

[Quickly thank your sponsor!]

Lu Yu: Aren't you, an artificial intelligence, a little too human-like?

Taking advantage of the fact that it was just the two of them in the house... cough cough, one person and one tiger, the big cat didn't care about her image and just sprawled out on the ground in a fat manner:

Never mind, let's just wait for the expiration date to pass...

Laugh all you want!

Life chewed me up, but unexpectedly, I melted in its mouth.

While other teachers like Gojou-sensei use long-haired cats for their character portrayals, I've turned myself into a feline.

Even if I turn into a tiger, I'll still be the prettiest white furry guy!

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small theater:

When the big-cat version of Lu Yu meets the long-haired cat version of Teacher Wu Tiao:

Lu Yu (lying down like a salted fish): Hoo hoo hoo~

Gojo Satoru (wearing sunglasses): Meow meow meow~

Animal Translator:

Lu Yu: What a coincidence, you're also homeless now?

Gojo Satoru: I am indeed the strongest! At least it's legal for you to support me, but is it legal for you?

Note: Raising tigers in the Great Xia region is illegal!

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