Slayer of Gods: I lied; I became the agent of the Nine Gods.

Chapter 32 I'll go improve your meals.

Inside the command center, Yuan Gang and the other instructors stared at the ruins on the monitor, falling into a deathly silence.

Especially the instructor who had previously said that those undergoing treatment shouldn't participate in the training camp; his eyes were fixed on the screen, as if he wanted to bore a hole through it.

After a long while, someone finally broke the silence:

"...You're telling me she's a therapist?"

A healer who can conjure nuclear bombs by hand?

So who are they?

Are they considered kind?

This is absolutely outrageous!

"Is it really going to be a disaster this year? One divine agent is unpredictable, and another healer has completely changed careers..."

Someone broke down and covered their mouth.

It's no wonder these people were shocked; the result of Lu Yu's single "He" was just too much like the aftermath of a nuclear explosion.

Yuan Gang suddenly burst out laughing: "Isn't this great?"

What's better?

Some people secretly complained,

Isn't this a complete scam?

Who exactly filled out the application form for this girl in the first place?

With such powerful offensive capabilities, why bother adding a completely different healing ability to intimidate people?

“At least we don’t have to worry about the future of the Night Watch not having enough talent…” Yuan Gang looked at Lu Yu talking to Lin Qiye on the screen. “The stronger the new generation of children are, the more confident we can be in entrusting the future to them.”

Just as Yuan Gang was about to say something more, another violent explosion suddenly rang out.

Everyone turned their attention back to the various screens.

"Where did the explosion happen again?"

"Who took the bomb? The bomb in the armory was taken by someone just now!"

"If this place keeps getting bombed, how much money will it cost us to rebuild?"

……

Suddenly someone rushed in from outside the door:

"Not good! Not good!"

He took several rapid breaths, looking as if he hadn't quite come to his senses yet.

"Our command center has been bombed!"

The instructors: ???

"Not only that! The cafeteria too! The cafeteria was bombed!!!"

The soldier's heart-wrenching screams came from the other end of the walkie-talkie.

Yuan Gang stared at the girl on the screen who had disappeared from the surveillance view again. Hearing the soldier's report and recalling the explosives that had mysteriously disappeared from the armory earlier, he suddenly burst out laughing.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

He clapped his hands together and exclaimed, "So this is what she was waiting for us here!"

……

Let's go back to after Lu Yu blew up the armory.

The other recruits had already gone their separate ways during the evacuation, leaving only Lin Qiye, Pangpang, Molly, and Lu Yu still in the same place.

Lin Qiye planned to take the group to a high place.

"The Masked Squad's disadvantage is that they are too few in number, so we can conserve our energy for now and wait until they have been worn down by everyone before hunting them down one by one."

The others nodded in agreement, but Lu Yu pondered for a few seconds before patting Lin Qiye on the shoulder: "Then you take them there first, I have something else to take care of."

As if afraid they would worry, Lu Yu added, "Don't worry, I'll come and meet you in a bit."

Lin Qiye sneered: "Who's worried about you? Just remember to come over."

He seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly stared at Lu Yu with a meaningful smile: "You have all the explosives, right? Are you going to use them?"

Lu Yu twisted her body shyly, "Oh dear~ Don't expose me~"

So after all that, you took everything we couldn't find, and now you're feeling embarrassed?

Lu Yu swung her hand behind her back, and a bundle of burlap sacks suddenly appeared on her shoulder. Judging from the vaguely bulging shape of the sacks, it was clearly the bomb they had been searching for but had not found.

"You wait here, I'll go and improve your meals."

Lin Qiye watched Lu Yu's outburst speechlessly, then left with the other two.

Lu Yu scoffed, "Can't take a joke..."

She clapped her hands and looked into the distance: "Now, let's get to work!"

[Hint: The target location has been marked. Do you want to view the map?]

"Of course! Let's go with Gaode Maps!"

Lu Yu vanished in the blink of an eye.

……

When Yuan Gang and his group arrived at the gate, they saw a girl in military training uniform, her white ponytail fluttering in the wind, standing on a stone pillar on the other side of the gate that hadn't been destroyed, watching them walk over.

"Long time no see, Instructor Yuan!"

Lu Yu waved friendly, smiling and revealing a set of bright white teeth.

Yuan Gang looked up at Lu Yu and smiled, "Not long, only half an hour."

"I buried some good stuff for you around here~"

Lu Yu shook the remote control in her hand, then put it back in her pocket.

"Could you buy me something to eat?"

She suddenly made a completely irrelevant request.

Before they could answer, she tossed aside some explosives she'd pulled out from somewhere and sighed with some distress.

"I really want to eat some fresh cake... but there aren't any in the cafeteria, and the food at the supply depot is really bad..."

She suddenly turned her head to look in the direction of the cafeteria, as if asking Yuan Gang, "How's the weather today?"

"Look, I've already blown it up. How about we consider rebuilding a dessert shop?"

Yuan Gang was speechless: "So this is why you went to all that trouble to blow up the gate, Comrade Lu Yu?"

Just for a bite to eat?

Lu Yu waved his hand dismissively: "Hey—it's not hard work at all!"

Who asked you if you've worked hard?

The other instructors were shocked; they had never seen such a shameless person.

Especially since this person dared to set fire to everyone's heads.

Lu Yu sighed, "I had no choice..."

She tapped her head: "As you can see, although my abilities are decent, it consumes a lot of mana! I need to replenish a lot of sugar, otherwise I'll be very lethargic~"

Someone asked in a low voice, "What does 'mana consumption' mean?"

"I just don't have the strength to use my skills..."

Lu Yu was still there, loudly blabbering:

"Actually, I'm not that passionate about desserts at all~ You have to believe me!"

If you don't like that, just inject glucose directly!

I've never seen you do that.

So don't believe me!

At this moment, all the instructors simultaneously uttered the same complaint in their minds.

Lu Yu: Honestly, nobody believes me when I'm telling the truth. I really don't like sweets, and glucose really doesn't taste good.

[Hint: You have reached 1000 victims in the scam. The new skill "Better late than never, you still won't be fooled to death" has been unlocked.]

Deer with Bean Eyes: What kind of strange name is this skill?

However, now is not the time to research new skills. Lu Yu lightly leaped from the stone pillar and landed on the flat ground.

The next second she was next to Yuan Gang.

The sound of swords clashing rang out as Lu Yu arrived.

Yuan Gang looked at the magnified baby face in front of him, both amused and annoyed: "Aren't you going too far?"

Lu Yu blinked: "No? I was just greeting Instructor Yuan!"

After saying that, she put away the knife and stood obediently to the side.

Yuan Gang sighed: "If you have the ability, why don't you go and expose their true colors?"

Lu Yu calmly shook her head: "I didn't, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

"Keep making excuses!"

"Hey~"

"I'm asking you, why aren't you going?"

Lu Yu thought to himself: I can't exactly tell you that I just wanted to scare you guys, can I?

I've accomplished what Lin Qiye couldn't: directly attacking the command center!

Are you surprised or not?

Yuan Gang: Get lost!!!

"Alright, instructor, I'm serious. You wouldn't want me to just throw away all this explosives, would you?"

Lu Yu followed Yuan Gang and the others into the command room, talking as they walked.

"I really just want the freedom to eat sweets, I have no other desires~"

Once she arrived at the command center, she looked up at the various locations in the training camp on the monitor.

The dormitory building is currently the most bustling place, followed by the particularly conspicuously absent former weapons depot ruins and the canteen, which was reduced to rubble by a large number of bombs.

Some members of the Masked Squad were even complaining about the dinner that had been aborted:

"Who the hell blew up the cafeteria?! Our food?!"

Listen to this energetic voice...

Lu Yu clicked his tongue: "Even you've met your match, Vortex?"

"Captain! Let's go to the dorms! That's where the most people are! Let's eliminate them first before looking for the others!"

Rose and the others managed to escape Lu Yu's attack range. Although they were somewhat disheveled, their masks remained intact.

"What are you..."

Wang Mian was a little puzzled. Where had his team members fled from?

"It was that white-haired guy! My God! She pointed at him and 'biu,' and then 'whoosh,' 'bang,' it exploded!"

Moon Demon sat on the ground for a while, somewhat speechless: "Captain, is that girl really a healer? She doesn't look like one!"

Wang Mian was even more bewildered: "Yes, that's what the information says... Unregistered Forbidden Ruins [Fast Growth], with the ability to quickly heal wounds."

Tianping didn't complain. Instead, he thought for a moment and said, "Since this is what was registered, it means that the ability she used just now was not only teleportation and that strange energy body."

There must be another forbidden ability that hasn't been used yet.

He looked at Wang Mian: "Captain, I think we can ask her if she wants to join our team."

After all, what we lack is treatment...

Wang Mian understood his implication and nodded: "I do have this idea, but I'm afraid the headquarters won't release him."

Whirlpool chuckled: "How will we know if we don't try? We can ask them later! If all else fails, we can always use the captain's good looks... Ouch! Why did you hit me?"

Wang Mian sneered, "That's exactly what I'm going to do!"

An extra chapter as a gift for my lovely readers! Praise me! Praise me!!

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