Slayer of Gods: I lied; I became the agent of the Nine Gods.

"So... isn't today your reporting day?"

Lin Qiye stood at the entrance of the department store, looking at a blindfolded guy next to him, and on the other side was Si Xiaonan, dressed casually. When Si Xiaonan saw Lin Qiye looking over, he chewed gum and blew a bubble.

He was happy to be able to slack off during work hours, especially since he didn't have to suffer the captain's inhumane one-sided beatings and face his appalling shooting skills.

Even though Lin Qiye is making rapid progress in his sparring with Chen Muye, from instantly retreating to now being able to fight back and exchange blows, although he still loses, at least he is no longer like before, only able to take hits and unable to fight back.

However, having not been out for so long, Lin Qiye was still somewhat looking forward to it.

……

Lu Yu looked completely innocent: "I arrived a long time ago, it's just that you were a little late~"

"Am I really late?"

Lin Qiye was completely bewildered. Last night, he dragged Li Yifei to see the Goddess of the Night, Nyx, at the mental hospital. He was so excited that he forgot to go to sleep, which is why he was a little late this morning.

but……

He usually arrives early, so his slightly late arrival today is just a normal time!

Si Xiaonan raised her hand to break the deadlock: "She said she couldn't sleep, so she arrived at the office at four in the morning, and then caught the team leader who came out for morning exercise at five-thirty and reported early."

Who knows how horrifying it was when they arrived at the agency early in the morning to see their captain looking completely drained of energy.

"help me……"

They didn't know what had happened between the two, but after the captain recovered, he kept saying, "This child has had it so tough. Everyone should be more understanding of her..."

Hongying was the type who couldn't keep a secret, and kept pressing Chen Muyi for details about what had happened.

The final conclusion was: "Too much information, it's mind-numbing."

This left everyone completely confused.

Si Xiaonan was also very curious!

What kind of spell did this newcomer cast on the captain that made the usually cautious captain look at him like he was looking at his daughter?

When asked about this topic, the person in question simply had a lollipop in her mouth, offered her one, and said with a smile, "I don't know... Little Fish doesn't know at all~"

Then everyone in the agency noticed that their captain, contrary to his usual practice, would conduct relevant skill tests on new recruits.

Instead, they had Si Xiaonan, who had nothing to do in the morning, and Lin Qiye, who had just stepped through the door, accompany Lu Yu to the mall to buy some daily necessities for Si Xiaonan's house next to the temporary office.

Lin Qiye: No, I just arrived! Are you going out again?

Having learned the whole story from Si Xiaonan's concise explanation, he squinted at the culprit:

"Little Fish, what have you done?"

Lu Yu stuck out her tongue and, with her eyes covered, "looked" at him: "I didn't do anything~ I just fulfilled the captain's small request~"

Who told him to be so lonely so early in the morning and insist on taking a weak woman like her to spar?

If you ask her to practice swordsmanship with the other person, she can only admit defeat and may even be forced to take a beating, since she is not a real expert, while Chen Muyi is most famous for his swordsmanship.

But unfortunately, Captain Chen didn't think things through. He immediately told her to unleash her full power and to use her strongest abilities.

In response, Lu Yu, who endures a daily onslaught of high-density information, sprouted devil horns on his head: Hehe~

Then her middle finger bent and gently rested on her index finger, the girl's soft murmur seemingly dissipating into the morning air:

"Domain expansion—boundless emptiness."

Chen Muyi successfully became withdrawn.

He now understood what it felt like to have his mind crammed with information exceeding the computer's capacity...

The CPU literally exploded – that's no exaggeration!

Chen Muyi was just getting annoyed when he realized that the unharmed girl looked troubled.

"But this is their daily routine, isn't it?"

"My eyes constantly send information to my brain every day, and that's the principle behind my field..."

Does that mean... you're forced to experience the same shock I just went through every day?

At this moment, Captain Chen gently shattered.

The girl seemed to realize she had done something wrong, her eyes filled with sadness that looked like they were about to burst into tears: "I'm so sorry, Captain, I won't do it again..."

Chen Muye waved his hand and said nothing more.

He mentally slapped himself: I deserve to die!

Such an obedient girl, why did he make things difficult for her as soon as he arrived? Look, he scared her to tears!

Lu Yu, whose tears hadn't stopped much after using eye drops: Meow meow meow?

This person is quite kind; after letting him suffer a blow from the Boundless Void, he actually gave her 10,000 virtual words in return.

Sometimes you can't just fleece Lin Qiye! There are so many sheep on this grassland; they're all renewable resources!

Feeling a pang of conscience, Lu comforted herself:

It's alright, Captain. Although you're carrying a heavy burden, I'll definitely repay you in the future! I promise I won't let you disappear~

While Chen Muyi was reflecting on his inhuman behavior, Lu Yu was happily strolling around with her friends, perfectly showcasing a girl's shopping desires.

Why are you blindfolded?

Lin Qiye didn't understand the guy next to him. He wasn't blind at all, and his eyes were so beautiful, yet he insisted on dressing like a blind person, covering his eyes, but he looked no different from an ordinary person.

"Because it's a burden... Seven Nights, I'll tell you a secret! I haven't told anyone else this, only you!"

Lu Yu leaned closer and whispered something in Lin Qiye's ear.

"Actually, my eyes are the legendary Evil King's True Eyes, but their power is too great, so I sealed them myself. I never open them normally, otherwise they would bring disaster to the world!"

The girl looked cautious, as if she had a big secret to share, but her mouth was full of made-up stories.

Lin Qiye's half-moon eyes: "Please speak like a human being."

"Oh, it's just that looking at too much makes my eyes uncomfortable..."

Okay, okay... the little protagonist isn't so easily fooled anymore...

I originally thought I could try out some "fabricating lies and fabricating stories" to give my six-eyed character some strange anime-style features...

Surprisingly, Lin Qiye isn't as easily fooled anymore...

Why was this guy so convinced that he could revive Zhao Kongcheng back then?

Lu Yu was puzzled and didn't understand, and said that he would only be happy if he bullied Lin Qiye severely.

So she grabbed Si Xiaonan, with whom she quickly became acquainted, and rushed into another new clothing store.

Lin Qiye, following behind the two, had more and more bags hanging from his arm...

Even later, he had a shopping bag hanging around his neck.

Lin Qiye's face was filled with despair: He swore that he would never go shopping with a girl again!

"Hey! Xiao Nan! Look at that dessert shop, it looks delicious! Let's go try it together!"

"That Lin Qiye, he..."

Si Xiaonan looked at the person behind her who was exhausted, and felt a slight pang of conscience.

Lu Yu reached out and covered her eyes, feeling her subordinate stiffen for a moment before regaining her composure.

"It's alright! Qiye has great stamina! You don't need to worry about him!"

Lu Yu gave Lin Qiye a friendly smile: "Don't you think so, Qiye?"

Lin Qiye felt a chill on his neck, shivered, and nodded silently: "...That's right...Sister Xiaonan, you guys go buy it! I'll wait for you outside..."

Lu Yu nodded in satisfaction: "Let's go! I'm going to shop till I drop at the mall today!"

Upon hearing these words, Lin Qiye, standing behind the two, nearly fainted and collapsed. Tears welled in his eyes as he stood bewildered in the wind.

Let me practice with the captain! I'd rather practice shooting, which is my worst skill, than go out!

That's all for today! I'll try to get over 10,000 views tomorrow!

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