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Chapter 95 Even a chaotic gong can't tame a dog? Barbecue Master Feng Baobao!
"Sister Bao'er!"
I really can't catch up with this dog, it's too fast!
Wang Ye and Feng Baobao work together to chase after the stray dogs in Biyou Village that are defecating and urinating everywhere.
"Don't be lazy, or you'll be buried if you can't catch it!"
Feng Baobao threatened, and Wang had no choice but to exert his strength again.
"Sister Bao'er, go to the front, let's attack from both sides. It's too embarrassing if we can't catch a single dog!"
Their tools of the crime must be confiscated!
"Okay! I'll go ahead right now."
Feng Baobao leaped onto the roof and ran to the alleyway ahead, leaving Wang Ye alone to chase the stray dog.
"Damn it, what's going on here!"
I ran all the way to Biyou Village to chase a dog, but I still couldn't catch it?
Okay, you'll have to put in some effort.
"The Feng Hou Qi Men Formation, activated!"
"The character 'Kun' signifies a dragon swimming on the earth!"
Wang was getting impatient, having been completely outmaneuvered by a dog. He immediately used the Earth Dragon Travel technique, burrowing underground to accelerate his pursuit.
The dog running ahead was also stunned: 'Holy crap!'
Chasing a dog? You need to use Feng Hou? That's too extravagant!
Soon Wang reached the dog's body, suddenly popped out of the soil, and stood directly in front of the dog.
The dog tried to use its fancy footwork to get past Wang Ye, but how could it give it the chance!
"Luanjin Tuo!"
"Phew... You're really pushing me. If I can't get my hands on you, I'll lose all face!"
After Wang Ye used the chaotic metal clapper, he breathed a sigh of relief.
The dog was also surprised: 'You little brat, you're using Feng Hou like this?'
I was about to leave when you insisted on getting beaten up. I'm speechless!
I'm afraid of Feng Baobao, so why would I be afraid of you?
Okay, let's be friends!
Then something bizarre happened: the stray dog, which should have been subdued, suddenly stood up from the ground.
Wang Ye stared in disbelief, his gaze following the stray dog as it moved upwards, inwardly exclaiming "Holy crap!"
"Have you become a spirit?"
"You can play it like this?"
Just as Wang Ye was puzzled, the dog flew in front of him, twisted its body forcefully, and swung its rear end hard, heading straight for Wang Ye's cheek.
The attack was so swift that Wang had no chance to dodge it.
'Snap,' 'Sizzle'
First came a crisp, powerful slap, which sounded crisp and clean, and then a burning sensation rose from Wang Ye's cheek.
Because the dog was chased by Feng Baobao halfway through urinating, there was still a lot of residue in its bladder.
After this violent collision, it couldn't be controlled and gushed out uncontrollably.
This left water stains on half of Wang Ye's face.
"Holy crap! Your attack deals both physical and magical damage."
Wang Ye was both shocked and furious. It was an utter disgrace. How could a dog possibly evade the chaotic clapper?
A dog jumped up and slapped itself on the butt, and also peed on half of his face.
"Good dog! You..."
Ah! You!
Hey! Move a little!
Wang was furious and was about to launch an attack when he suddenly noticed that the dog was lying motionless on the ground. He tried to push it with his foot, but it didn't work.
“Damn it!
Why didn't you die sooner? Why are you dead now?
Get up! Didn't you jump really high just now?
Oh, you'd rather die than not hit me?
But what makes you think you can withstand the chaotic blows? Are you going to risk your life to beat me? Do you even know the tortoise-fly body technique?
Wang Ye's worldview was severely shaken within a short minute.
Even after years of secluded cultivation at Wudang, he was starting to feel the strain.
After repeatedly confirming that the dog was indeed dead, it finally urinated its last urine.
He died with a smile on his face and his eyes closed.
This greatly displeased Wang, but how could he be angry with a dead dog?
Absolutely!
He was bullied like this by a dog!
At this moment, Feng Baobao walked over from the front and saw that Wang Ye had an expression as if he had drunk something dirty.
What are you doing!
Oh, you caught it! Why did you kill it?
As Feng Baobao approached, she discovered that the plump mongrel had died peacefully, its lips even curving into a charming smile.
She didn't understand why Wang Ye would kill the dog. Wasn't it a crime to urinate or defecate anywhere that warranted death?
And this dog seems to have died happily; did it confess its sins before it died?
Feng Baobao looked at Wang Ye, who had just finished wiping his face, completely puzzled.
"Um... how do I explain this?"
Well... I'll talk about this when Junior Uncle is here. Anyway, I didn't kill the dog.
It died of natural causes.
Wang didn't want to say much more. After all, the failure of the Chaotic Golden Tuan was no small matter and he had to discuss it with Ma Long. Wouldn't it be awkward to say it in advance?
Hopefully, Feng Baobao won't notice her current predicament.
"Well!
Let me think, should we roast it or stew it?
To everyone's surprise, Feng Baobao completely ignored Wang Ye, squatted down in front of the dog, and sniffed its unique and alluring fragrance.
I'm thinking about how to make it benefit the world again!
To contribute to the civilization of Biyou Village once again.
"Grill it!"
"String those four pig testicles together and give them to Longlong for a good, nutritious meal!"
……
Ma Long and Ma Xianhong walked around the village, with Ma Long casually asking about interesting things that happened in the village.
Because both of them were too excited just now, Malone knew how difficult it was to change a person's mindset.
I've only known him for a short time, and even if I gain his trust, I need to proceed gradually. Besides, I need to discuss countermeasures with Wang Ye.
"Hey! Old Ma, why is there smoke over there?"
I have to say something about that!
This is a mountainous area with lush vegetation, so you mustn't light fires carelessly, or you might burn the village down.
You should know that once a fire starts, it's very difficult to control.
Your village, built of grass and wood, will be destroyed in an instant.
As Ma Long looked up, he saw wisps of smoke rising from the ground, seemingly indicating that meat was being grilled.
A gentle breeze carries the subtle aroma of meat.
"Um... Brother Ma Long, I really don't know about this!"
I instructed my subordinates to prepare a grand feast, but they didn't even inform me about this open-air barbecue.
Fortunately, with so many people watching, nothing should happen. Besides, it's only because you came, little brother, that you get this treatment.
Ma Xianhong, unaware of the specifics, led Ma Long towards the source of the fumes.
"Hey! Old Ma, enjoying your leisure time!"
You guys raise quite a few pigs here, oh!
There's also Kun Kun over there!
Seeing that there were many poultry in the area, Ma Long praised them, and Ma Xianhong started talking.
"Hahaha! Most of the villagers are wealthy people who have never experienced rural life."
They naturally wanted to experience it properly, especially the pigs. It was probably last year that some villagers bought piglets to raise.
I only realized these past two days that they're all sows, so they can't mate, hahaha!
These villagers are so interesting. Well, I had no choice but to take some people out and pick out two more breeding pigs with good genes.
Hey Ma Long, look!
Those two little piglets, look how robust they are!
Um... I might not recognize you today; you're usually very lively!
Ma Xianhong pointed to two piglets shivering in the breeze and said.
"Uh... Old Ma!"
Are you sure this is the breeding pig you bought? It looks a bit suspicious!
The two pigs reacted much like they did after emptying their magazines.
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