One person: After starting with the academic atmosphere, I'll take down Xia He!
Chapter 4: Losing your virginity as soon as you come down the mountain? How much do you cost, little
Wudang Mountain is located in Hubei Province, while Longhu Mountain is in Jiangxi Province. The two are not far apart!
When Ma Long came down the mountain, he refused to take airplanes or high-speed trains, and didn't even look at cars or buses.
Ugh! It's all about the legs!
Just for fun!
After leaving the Wudang Mountain scenic area and entering the bustling city, he freely enjoyed the scenery along the way.
"Hey! Look at that young Taoist priest, he's quite handsome!"
"Yeah! Look at him, looking around so blankly, he's so dazed!"
"How cute!"
Ignoring what others were saying, Ma Long continued walking southeast.
"Hot dry noodles! Hot dry noodles!"
Osmanthus and red bean soup! It smells wonderful!
"Little Taoist priest, my authentic Xiangyang beef noodles are both numbing and spicy. Have a bowl to try."
"So fresh!"
After walking for half an afternoon, Ma Long was indeed a bit hungry. The tempting aroma of meat made it hard for him to take another step forward.
Let's fill our stomachs first, after all, I haven't eaten meat for many years, and I'm really craving it!
"Boss, a bowl of beef noodles, extra beef, please!"
Ma Long gave a shout and then found a small table to sit down.
"Okay! I'll get it for you right away!"
The boss agreed and went to cook the noodles, while the boss's wife, who was standing nearby, became suspicious.
"You little devil, get to the bottom of this!"
"He's a Taoist priest, can he eat meat?"
"What's it to you how wide it is!"
Our monks eat meat every day too!
"If he wants it, just give it to him!" the boss retorted, looking displeased.
The proprietress didn't take it seriously, glanced at him, and slowly walked towards Ma Long.
"Little Taoist priest! You're quite handsome!"
Can I eat meat?
I hit you right there! If you don't eat, what are we going to do?!
Ma Long then realized what was happening, listening to the simple, honest accent of the local, and glancing at the sign at the entrance: "Authentic Xiangyang Beef Noodles"
How can this be authentic?
Forget it! Let's just eat something to fill our stomachs!
"I can eat! I don't mind meat, so get lots of meat. Don't worry about not being able to pay for it."
Ma Long waved his sleeve, indicating that he would not refuse anyone who came.
"Okay! With you saying that, I'm relieved. Qing, you're all set!"
Soon, the proprietress brought over a large bowl, which looked like a small bucket, filled with noodles and topped with chunks of braised beef. The aroma was irresistible!
"You really don't know!"
Authentic beef noodles, and the portion is huge!
Ma Long devoured the beef with gusto; it was truly delicious!
The firm and juicy beef bursts with flavor and flavor with every bite!
Before long, Ma Long burped repeatedly after eating a little, scooped up the remaining minced meat with his chopsticks, and couldn't finish the last half bowl of soup.
After paying, Ma Long slowly got up and continued strolling on the street.
As we walked, we came to a dark little street. The street was bustling with people and had many barbershops, each with red and green fluorescent lights hanging at the entrance.
"Little Taoist priest! Want to play? I'll give you a discount!"
"Don't listen to her, come to your older sister, I won't ask you for money!"
Two heavily made-up middle-aged women suddenly came up to him, each grabbing one of Ma Long's arms and greeting him repeatedly!
Damn! Playing games?
Who's messing with whom?
With my small frame?
He glanced at the two middle-aged women's large beer bellies, and cold sweat poured down his forehead!
"I don't play! I'm a monk!"
"Don't mess around!"
Ma Long forcefully broke free from them and maintained a certain distance!
"Oh dear! This little brother must be a virgin!"
Come on, let me give you a free introductory lesson!
The middle-aged woman in front of him spoke with a smile, scrutinizing Ma Long repeatedly as if he were looking at prey.
Ma Long was terrified and all he wanted to do was run away.
"I am a Taoist priest practicing asceticism on Mount Wudang. Please stop your unreasonable behavior!"
His face was stern as he rebuked him sharply.
"Hmph! You little brat, what are you pretending to be, acting all high and mighty!"
You wouldn't be here if you didn't have ulterior motives.
So you just think we're not good-looking enough, huh!
Sister Ma, tell me, where do we fall short?
She has both technical skills and good looks!
"Exactly! We'll just have to make do!"
"You're not here to find a wife, so settle for something less. There aren't that many young women out there!"
Malone was sweating profusely and dared not continue the conversation. He ran straight ahead, and several middle-aged women rushed up to pull him away, but he broke free from them all.
"Phew! I finally escaped."
The old man is right, it's dangerous down the mountain!
I must remain chaste and absolutely abstain from promiscuity!
Ma Long made up his mind and slowly walked forward as darkness gradually fell.
"Brother Dao! Need accommodation?"
It's very cheap! Your service will satisfy you!
A soft, alluring voice drifted over, and Ma Long turned to look.
He discovered a pitiful little girl, quite adorable, about his age, and was delighted to see her.
"Great! It's getting late, we should find a place to rest!"
Ma Long agreed and was about to follow the girl when suddenly an idea struck him!
You are stupid!
Seeing a little girl makes you unable to move?
Follow her, and your kidneys will be chopped off right away!
Thinking of this moment, Ma Long stopped and looked at the little girl with a kind expression.
"Little sister, how much do you cost?"
Seeing his lecherous gaze, the younger sister wasn't shy at all, and looked up at him, saying, "Five hundred!"
Oh! What a coincidence?
The old man only gives me five hundred yuan a day for living expenses!
But I just ate a bowl of noodles, so I don't have 500 left.
Sigh! I told him I'd give him more money, but the old man wouldn't listen. Now look what happened!
He was a little embarrassed and scratched his head as he spoke.
"Little sister! Can you give your brother a discount?"
How about 450?
I'll be quick! No time wasted!
The little girl's face darkened upon hearing this, revealing a look of disdain.
"Hmph! You think it's like those old ladies up ahead?"
You're not even willing to spend fifty yuan? Don't I deserve an extra fifty yuan from you?
Ma Long was rendered speechless by her retort.
Damn! It was only fifty short!
I wish I hadn't eaten that bowl of noodles!
"Um... little sister, I really like you."
Could you please make an exception and give us a chance to have a more in-depth discussion?
The girl didn't believe Ma Long's nonsense at all and turned to leave.
So decisive? Just as Ma Long was about to give chase, two burly men emerged from the corner and walked menacingly toward Ma Long.
"Damn it! If you don't have money, what are you doing here!"
Are you deliberately asking for a beating?!
Without a word, the two attacked, and Ma Long dodged left and right.
Being an extraordinary person, he barely managed to escape their control and ran down the alley.
Passing by the alley entrance, I glanced again at the little girl still standing on the street, and felt displeased.
"Ha! Five hundred! You've at least put a price tag on it!"
You should just call her 'Five Hundred Sister'!
Wu Bai Mei was so angry that she stomped her feet, but before she could chase after him, Ma Long had already run far away!
Gradually, we ran out of the bustling city and the surroundings became quiet.
As night falls, the chirping of insects echoes from the grass, a sound that is actually a sign of courtship.
"Hey! The old man is right!"
It's so dangerous down the mountain!
I must keep myself pure and upright, and never have any more wicked thoughts!
Ma Long reaffirmed his resolve once again.
We slowly walked to a hill, a place where the wind could be sheltered and energy could gather, making it a good place to rest. We decided to find a spot on the hill and spend the night there!
"Hey!
There seems to be a beautiful woman on the mountain!
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