One person: After starting with the academic atmosphere, I'll take down Xia He!

Chapter 216 Did you poop in your pants? You don't need to relieve yourself?

Zhang Lingyu was taken aback, as if she had misheard. After a moment of reflection, she walked over and said, "Oh, okay, I'm coming."

After playing a few more rounds, the aroma of food wafted over from the other side.

Suddenly, a barely perceptible gust of cold wind slowly swept in, and then gradually receded.

The old Celestial Master naturally knew what was going on, but he remained silent.

Ma Long was completely oblivious, but Feng Baobao sensed something was amiss. She looked around but didn't bother to say anything.

Because she had more important things to do at that moment, such as eating.

"It's time to eat!"

……

Everyone gathered happily, and the lights of every home shone brightly; tonight, we will not sleep.

The old master was unusually happy.

Ma Long and Feng Baobao ate and drank heartily. Their bodies, which were originally lying on the table, gradually straightened up, and finally slumped on the stools, their bellies cold.

However, Feng Baobao had an exceptionally good digestive system. While Ma Long was still on the verge of collapse on the bench, Feng Baobao had already fully recovered.

"No, I need to go to the bathroom. I'll come back and continue!"

"Old Wang, Old Wang, I have something to tell you."

Wang was eating slowly when Ma Long called him. He quickly wiped his oily hands and came over.

"Junior Uncle, what's wrong? Is something the matter now?"

"What do you mean by 'something else'? You sound very impatient."

Help me up so I can go to the restroom; I'm having some trouble doing it myself.

Wang Ye curled his lip and said, "Heh, I knew it wouldn't be anything good."

It's not that I'm criticizing you, but why do you have to compete with Bao'er for something? What if you choke to death that day?!

Wang Ye helped Ma Long slowly walk out of the hall and onto the dark, deserted path.

Can't you wish me well for once?!

I didn't want to eat it, but I just had a craving and couldn't control myself from eating it.

I'm not likely to die from overeating. I've used the Golden Light Mantra to protect my internal organs, so what's there to be afraid of?

Furthermore, I discovered that under the blessing of the Golden Light Mantra, overeating can actually strengthen the internal organs.

Wang disagreed: "Ha, you always have a reason."

I'm too lazy to talk to you, wait a minute.

You mean you can use the Golden Light Mantra to protect your internal organs? Didn't you already do that a couple of days ago?

When did you learn to do that?

Wang Ye suddenly realized the key point and looked at Ma Long.

"Hehe, I've only practiced for a few days, so I guess I've made some progress."

Eating more is all good for you, it's just that going to the toilet will be a bit more difficult and troublesome.

With Wang Ye's support, Ma Long walked slowly, like a pregnant woman.

"Junior Uncle, how can you compare to Sister Bao'er!"

Her digestive system is incredibly powerful.

Wang Ye casually mentioned it, and Ma Long suddenly thought of something, stopped in his tracks, and his expression was full of surprise and solemnity.

"Junior Uncle, what's wrong?"

Are you feeling unwell? Or did you soil your pants?

Wang Ye was taken aback and turned to look at Ma Long to ask.

Ma Long waved his hand: "Go away, stop interrupting!"

I suddenly realized something.

Have you ever seen a baby use the toilet?

Wang Ye sneered: "Heh, you can go and peek!"

Let's see if Bao'er will castrate you!

"I did not mean that.

I mean, the baby doesn't seem to need to poop!

In other words, all that food and alcohol she ate was completely digested, and she didn't even need to use her excretory system.

Seeing Ma Long's serious expression, Wang stopped joking: "Uh~ So what if it is!"

We reached a consensus long ago.

Nothing is surprising about Bao'er.

Hearing Wang say this, Ma Long was speechless.

He nodded and continued walking forward.

But he started to think about it. Feng Baobao had mentioned her amazing digestive ability to him before, but he hadn't paid attention. Now it seemed that it was indeed unusual.

After returning to the lobby, Ma Long first went to find Xia He, who was enjoying a drink.

"Sister, come out with me, I need to ask you something."

Xia He was a little stunned: "You little devil, are you crazy!"

This is Longhu Mountain. Do you dare to be here?

That was so exciting!

Uh... no!

I really have something to ask you.

Unable to explain, Ma Long simply pulled Xia He out of the hall and stopped in their tracks when they reached a secluded spot.

"Here? That would be fine too."

However, the old celestial master seems to have a perception similar to that of immortals, and he can probably sense this distance as well.

Let's go a little further.

"Sister, I really have something to ask you!"

"Uh... is something really wrong?"

Do we still need to hide it from others? Tell me what's wrong.

Seeing that Xia He had finally calmed down and stopped rubbing against him, Ma Long breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's about the baby. You're both women, have you observed the baby using the toilet?"

Xia He's eyes widened in surprise after hearing this: "Huh?"

You're getting a little perverted, aren't you? How did you get so into such extreme stuff?

We are all women, that's true, but who would peep at someone else using the toilet for no reason?

"Did a donkey kick your brain?"

Malone touched his forehead, trying to figure out how to explain.

"Sister, please keep your voice down."

What I mean is, have you paid attention to how your baby goes to the toilet?

My question is, has the baby gone to the toilet?

Not that I'm asking you to spy on her!

Xia He's expression remained one of surprise as she touched Ma Long's forehead: "He doesn't have a fever!"

Did you eat too much?

Feeling too full? Shall I take you for a walk?

"Sister, let's get down to business. I'm really not joking!"

Xia He sighed helplessly, "Fine."

That's a really brilliant idea of ​​yours, let me tell you.

Even fairies need to poop!

What makes you think the baby doesn't need to go to the toilet?!

After Xia He said that, Ma Long continued to ask, "Can you be sure she really excreted?"

Or did she go to the restroom?

When Ma Long asked this question, Xia He finally realized that things were not simple, and she frowned as she pondered.

"Now I understand what you mean."

The baby eats and drinks so much every time, but I've never seen her actually poop.

But didn't you also say that the baby is special?

Is there anything in this matter that needs further investigation?

Malone was completely speechless: "Alright, let's go back!"

I could also ask the baby directly.

Ma Long pulled Xia He back to the hall.

Xia He and Wang Ye both said that every time, this matter was indeed insignificant when it came to Feng Baobao.

But Malone always felt something was wrong, and his intuition told him that he had better figure this out.

He slowly approached Feng Baobao: "Bao'er, are you still eating?"

Feng Baobao was covered in grease from eating: "Oh, Longlong, you're here."

Keep eating!

You need to be well-fed to have energy. You always say I have a lot of Qi, but if I don't eat my fill, where will all that Qi come from?

They're not eating enough!

Ma Long said thoughtfully, "Baby, let me ask you a question. Do you know the specific meaning of 'going to the toilet'?"

Feng Baobao nodded happily: "I know!"

Going to the toilet meant finding a secluded little room to defecate and urinate.

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