Dragon Hidden in the Sky
Chapter 215 The Shameless Master Chen Banxian
Ye Qing led the two into the villa, which was very large, and Ye Qing assigned each of them a room!
Seeing Su Liuyun navigate the house with such ease, Chen Banxian's face grew increasingly dark. He looked at Su Liuyun and said, "You little brat, you've been here more than once, haven't you? You seem to know this place quite well; you're even familiar with operating the TV remote!"
"Uh!" Su Liuyun shrank back again!
"Tell me the truth!" Chen Banxian said with a dark face.
Su Liuyun quickly and honestly explained what had happened.
As Chen Banxian listened, his face grew darker and darker. He said, "I knew it. Why have you been leaving early and coming home late these days? And I feel like you've gotten a little fatter."
"So all you've been doing these past few days, living in this big house, watching big TV, and eating the best food every day!" Chen Banxian cursed, "while I'm starving in the park every day!"
Su Liuyun quickly said, "Master, I thought our sect was meant to suffer. I was afraid it would corrupt your Dao heart!"
"Damn it!" Chen Banxian cursed, then sat down with a dark expression.
In fact, Ye Qing had always believed that this was the path of Chen Banxian's sect.
After all, he knew that some monks were willing to become ascetics in order to cultivate themselves!
However, this was clearly not the case at the moment. If there were good things, this Chen Banxian seemed eager to enjoy them!
He said with some curiosity, "Senior...you are a figure on the Heavenly Ranking. If you want to live a good life, it should be quite simple, right?"
"Simple?" Chen Banxian glared at Ye Qing and said, "How is it simple? In this world, money is hard to earn, and shit is hard to swallow!"
"All I do is lie, and I even have some professional ethics. I usually only lie to people who look rich!" Chen Banxian said. "I used to live a carefree life, but these past two years, society has developed, and these bastards have become smarter and smarter. It's getting harder and harder to swindle money from them!"
"Uh!" Ye Qing said, "With your abilities, you could make a lot of money without even lying!"
"Tch!" Chen Banxian scoffed. "Become a bodyguard? Or join those powerful forces? To be honest, I'm used to being free and unrestrained. I can't do these things. I'd rather go hungry than do such a thing. I can only live a secluded life in this city, and then what? I can only swindle money! If I can't swindle, I'll go hungry. Actually, after going hungry for a long time, I get used to it!"
After hearing his words, everyone fell silent!
Chen Banxian, on the other hand, had a shameless attitude. He curled his lip and said, "But it's all good now. You invited me to stay, so I'll enjoy myself for a few days first!"
"Let me make this clear first!" Chen Banxian said, "If you're asking me to be your bodyguard or something, I'm not interested. I'll pack my bags and leave right now!"
"Uh!" Su Liuyun said, "But Master, I'm his bodyguard!"
"You don't have to comply!" Chen Banxian said matter-of-factly. "I am me, and you are you. You continue being me. If they kick me out, you earn money to support me!"
Ye Qing: "..."
His master said that Chen Banxian was the most shameless and shameless person he had ever met in his life!
Ye Qing didn't understand before, but now he understands it to some extent.
Before long, the barbecue Ye Qing ordered arrived. Knowing the appetites of the two of them, he ordered nearly two thousand yuan worth of barbecue this time.
After the barbecue arrived, Ye Qing, Lin Qianyu, and Zhou Tiantian decided to sit down and have some.
As a result, Chen Banxian opened the barbecue grill and sneezed right in front of it, saying, "Oops, sorry, I haven't smelled this peppery aroma in a long time. I couldn't help but sneeze. Please don't mind!"
"I don't mind at all!" Su Liuyun's eyes lit up.
"You can only eat three skewers!" Chen Banxian glared at Su Liuyun.
Ye Qing, Lin Qianyu, and Zhou Tiantian, who were about to sit down, quickly said, "We're all full and not hungry. You guys eat!"
"Then I won't stand on ceremony!" Chen Banxian chuckled.
Ye Qing was speechless. Damn it, two thousand yuan worth of barbecue, and this old guy sneezed just so he could eat it.
Ye Qing didn't even know how to describe a top expert doing something like this.
"After you've finished eating, leave your food here. Someone will clean it up tomorrow!" Ye Qing said.
"How can that be? Don't worry, I know the rules. I live here, I won't make a mess for you! I'll go take a good shower after I eat!" said Chen Banxian.
These words silenced Ye Qinggan once again.
He considers himself to be a fairly responsive person, and when talking to friends, he usually doesn't let any of his words fall flat.
His own thought process was already quite peculiar, but this Chen Banxian's thought process... was damn crooked!
He shook his head and gestured for Lin Qianyu to go upstairs to sleep!
Lin Qianyu didn't care about any of that. At this moment, her mind was full of martial arts training. After going upstairs, she excitedly chased after Ye Qing, asking him all sorts of questions.
Ye Qing explained it to her in detail, and the two of them finally fell asleep late at night!
He slept until the next morning. When he got up and went downstairs, Lin Qianyu, Zhou Tiantian and Su Liuyun had all gone to the company!
On the sofa, Chen Banxian was lying there watching TV.
To Ye Qing's surprise, Chen Banxian actually went to wash up and changed into a clean white cloth outfit.
After washing his white hair and wearing a white cloth robe, he sat there, exuding an air of otherworldly elegance.
Just as Ye Qing was marveling at Chen Banxian's demeanor, Chen Banxian slightly shifted his hips!
"puff!"
Then a fart came out.
After finishing, Chen Banxian even fanned himself in disgust.
Ye Qing was speechless; he realized he had been overthinking things!
"Hey, you're only getting up now?" Chen Banxian said. "To be honest, if the conditions were better, that kid Su Liuyun would have reached the Super level even faster than you, believe it or not!"
"I believe you!" Ye Qing looked at him speechlessly.
Only then did Master Chen nod in satisfaction.
"Shall I order your lunch delivery first?" Ye Qing asked.
Chen Banxian shook his head and said, "No need, Qianyu said that a nanny will cook for me at noon, and she went out to buy groceries now!"
"Is Aunt Wu here?" Ye Qing asked.
“Right!” said Chen Banxian.
"Okay! I'll head out now!" Ye Qing said.
When he woke up, Su Qing sent him a message saying she had picked up his eighth senior sister, and he needed to hurry up and interrogate Xu Gang and Qi Yun, especially Xu Gang.
Lin Qianyu's company hasn't even opened yet, and so many things have already happened. He needs to hurry up and resolve them.
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