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Chapter 52 Waste Utilization, Generating Revenue
As the saying goes, once the arrow is released, there's no turning back; once a fart comes out, a series of farts follow.
Cheng Baoni was only wearing underwear and stockings, which couldn't hold anything in at all. She gushed out in a torrent, and the stench was overwhelming.
Upon closer inspection, the yellow stains that fall have a faint hint of red, clearly indicating blood.
Hao Jian was immersed in boundless fear. When he heard the noise, his legs trembled and he wet himself in fright.
Meanwhile, the final round of punishments finally began.
The vines caused the two remaining guests to spin wildly, and a shrill scream rang out. The scene of one person and one fountain was particularly spectacular.
The comment section is blank for 1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds...
The next moment, comments flew everywhere:
[Oh my god! Bulbasaur eating Doritos and magically entering Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, it's absolutely amazing!]
This is the first time I've ever seen a celebrity pee on a TV show.
God knows how I felt while I was eating.
Hahaha, serves you right for being so cocky. What goes around comes around.
[The Yellow River is so hot and clear, you can almost smell it through the screen!]
[Shit! Good heavens! Awesome! This is a massive social media frenzy! I feel a bit nauseous, ugh...]
[This reminds me of a guy who went to a phone repair shop; he pulled on his phone, and it was heart-shaped.]
Holy crap! I'm getting this embarrassment for others again.
[Cheng Baoni has blood on her buttocks, is it hemorrhoids?]
[Whatever, I'm really not interested!]
Let's move to another planet, really.
[Don't believe any farts when you're feeling unwell, or you'll encounter something truly terrifying! Don't believe me? Follow Cheng Baoni, she'll show you the answer!]
A concerned viewer posted the recorded video online, and within just half an hour, the hashtag "Cheng Baoni and Hao Jian are in a panic on the variety show" topped the trending searches.
Netizens were utterly shocked after seeing this and flocked to the post to leave comments and express their opinions.
[They've gone to extreme lengths to grab attention.]
This variety show is amazing! Could you please share the live stream link? I really want to check it out.
Cheng Baoni was completely bewildered; she had only farted, but unexpectedly, she had soiled the entire floor!
[Haha, what a rhyming genius! I'm impressed!]
[Oh my god, I laughed so hard I almost croaked like a goose! That's like getting a tattoo with your eyes closed, it's so ridiculous!]
Not long after, two commercial advertisements were pushed in one after the other.
In the first poster, Cheng Baoni is wearing a low-cut evening gown, a diamond necklace and earrings, looking dignified, elegant, and exceptionally beautiful.
With one hand on her hip and the other pointing to the title in the upper right corner: Waterproof underwear, you deserve it.
Following closely behind is Hao Jian's promotional video, in which he reclines on a sofa with a sharp and serious gaze.
The glass in his hand was turned upside down, and the liquid slid down the side of the glass, gathered in a circle at his crotch, and then meandered down his trouser leg.
The art style is cringeworthy enough, but the dialogue is even more unbearable to watch: "Are you still holding a grudge about that unbearable past? Are you still bothered by your colleagues' ridicule?"
Don't worry, these brand-new waterproof, alcohol-proof, and seductive casual pants will provide you with the safest and most reliable protection, ensuring you feel at ease and fully release your long-suppressed emotions.
If you like it, please click the little yellow bike icon in the bottom left corner of the video to purchase. The price is affordable, and the first 100 people will also receive a free gift!
Netizens rolled their eyes, saying they couldn't stand it, but many people were still bursting with curiosity and rushed to place orders, causing sales to skyrocket. The manufacturers were all smiles, and Zou Kun was overjoyed.
Cheng Baoni's poster was originally intended to sell evening gowns, while Hao Jian's short film was a trailer for a web series.
Now that their scandals have caused a huge uproar, all their announcements and unreleased movies and TV series have been canceled. Rather than waiting to die, they might as well make use of their resources and generate some revenue.
"Ring ring... Ring ring..."
The office landline rang.
As soon as the call was connected, the secretary urgently reported, "President, six more companies want to buy the right to use Cheng Baoni's photos. They've offered slightly lower prices. What do you think?"
"One hundred thousand." Zou Kun paused, then changed his mind, "The photos will cost at least three hundred thousand, and the videos five hundred thousand. If you're not willing, then there's no point in discussing it!"
After hanging up the phone, he lit a cigarette with a triumphant air, took a deep drag, and a glint of shrewdness flashed in his eyes.
A few hours later, the new product was featured on the homepages of major shopping platforms, Weibo, forums, Tieba, and social media.
The variety of products is dazzling, including never-leaking sanitary napkins, playful umbrellas that block bad luck, opaque sun hats, instant hemorrhoid creams, and 3,000-meter safe landing parachutes.
But these people involved were unaware that they were all preoccupied with their own problems at the moment.
Song Yifei burst into tears, "Ahhh...so disgusting...ahhh...help me..."
She kept shaking, trying to shake off the sticky substance, but as soon as a little bit came off, new stuff would cover it up again, over and over again.
Desperate, Song Yifei ran to the door, turned the doorknob to no avail, and then pounded on it, "Let me out... It stinks so badly here... I don't want to stay here for another second..."
Finally, she plopped down on the ground, nearly delirious, "Ahhh... my arm is dirty... ahhh... paper... water... I really want to take a shower ahhh..."
[Although I feel sorry for him, I really can't help but laugh, hahaha.]
[When a tiny flying insect landed on the back of my hand earlier, I felt so bad I wanted to chop my whole arm off and throw it in the trash, so I completely understand Princess Fifi's reaction.]
[Add one, if it were me, it might be even more outrageous.]
Song Yifei was still shouting when suddenly a chill swept over her. She looked up and was drenched in sweat.
Water poured down continuously. She glanced at the talisman above her head, then looked at Cheng Ai, and instantly understood.
After a simple thank you, Song Yifei, disregarding her image, frantically scrubbed and washed herself, only stopping after a long time.
Seeing the water flow gradually decrease, Zhong Zheyi hurriedly leaned closer and took two big gulps.
The sweet, clear spring water is icy cold, providing a long-lost comfort in the 45-degree Celsius heat.
The punishment ended, the vines disappeared, and Hao Jiancheng and Bao Ni fell to the ground, their heads spinning, completely disoriented.
After drinking the water, Zhong Zheyi wanted to wash his face, but the talisman failed him and turned to ashes.
Cheng Ai knew he wasn't satisfied, so she simply threw out two water talismans, one towards Wu Xu and the other for herself, saying, "Zheyi, come wash with me again."
[A talisman! Another talisman! Cheng Ai is definitely a cultivator! Fellow Daoist, please take me with you to ascend to immortality!]
That sounds rather ambiguous. Could there be something going on between them?
[Stop, stop, stop! Don't randomly pair people up as couples, it's really annoying!]
Hao Jiancheng and Bao Ni had regained consciousness. Seeing Wu Xu trembling as he washed his hair, they rushed over to grab the water.
Cheng Ai didn't stop her; she just silently fetched water to cool it down.
Just then, several vines hung down from the roof, quickly entangled the tables, chairs, and puppets, and dragged them away one by one.
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