After earning 200 yuan and ending the broadcast, tipping was banned across the entire internet.

Fuck!

The further they chase, the further they get away!

They finally lost track of the Porsche at an alleyway.

"Damn it, these traffic lights are so unreliable."

Zheng Hui slammed his fist on the steering wheel.

The entire route was paved with green lights; there wasn't even a single forced red light to give the Porsche a chance to slow down.

Su Yu's "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" was playing inside the car.

"stay."

Suddenly, his skinny accomplice, who was sitting in the passenger seat, shouted.

"Listen, listen, all you do all day is listen."

pat!

Zheng Hui immediately turned off the car's music.

"Fatty, the song is almost at its climax, why did you turn it off?"

The skinny monkey was rocking enthusiastically when the music stopped, and he lost all rhythm.

"You're still in the mood to listen to music? You've already lost track of the car."

Zheng Hui felt like dying.

"If you ask me, it's normal to fall behind. Imagine a cheap car trying to keep up with a Porsche supercar—the gap is just like..."

Skinny Monkey turned on the car's music again, pondered for a while, and looked philosophical.

"Isn't this just the difference between a hand-cranked tractor and an electric motor?"

"One takes several attempts to launch, while the other shoots out in a flash."

"The speed difference is obvious."

After saying this, the skinny monkey looked at Zheng Hui with an expression that said, "I understand the applause."

As a result, Zheng Hui punched the car's music player, and a series of static noises rang out.

"Damn it, you're the quick-draw guy, don't drag me into this. Hurry up and think of something, or how are we going to explain this to the boss when we get back!"

Originally, Zhang Yao was his responsibility, but during the loan collection process, this young woman went crazy and ran straight to the roof to jump off. Zheng Hui was afraid that things would escalate, so he called over the skinny guy who lived nearby.

At first, the two just wanted to scare Zhang Yao and make her find a way to repay the loan. If she really couldn't repay it, they would put her in a KTV to sell alcohol or film some short videos to pay off the debt.

But Zhang Yao became more and more agitated as she spoke, and she was about to jump off the building. Seeing that the situation was not right, the two quickly retreated from the rooftop.

"Oh shit!"

Zheng Hui grew angrier the more he thought about it.

"If this had happened a few months ago, I would have just pushed her off the building and contacted the hospital and the black market to have the scaffolds removed."

Skinny Monkey shook his head: "The boss said to behave ourselves for the next few months and not cause any trouble. After we finish collecting this batch of loans, the company may need to transform, and we also need to think about our future."

Zheng Hui was taken aback: "Skinny Monkey, the boss isn't going to abandon us, is he?"

The skinny monkey remained noncommittal: "It's hard to say, but it's also hard to say it won't happen. But having more options is never a bad thing."

"Sigh." Zheng Hui saw a municipal worker carrying a briefcase passing by on the side of the road and couldn't help but say enviously, "If only I had studied hard back then and hadn't gone out and messed around, I would have a government job now."

"cut!"

The skinny monkey scoffed.

"just you?!"

"What, are you looking down on me?"

Zheng Hui refuted this.

"Let me ask you a few questions. Confucius is the greatest what kind of scholar in our country?"

"Old man!"

……

"Regardless of the 47th?"

"twenty one!"

……

"6!"

The skinny monkey gave a thumbs up.

History, math, and Chinese—if you take these exams, it's all for nothing. And this is supposed to be a civil service exam?

Suddenly, a loud 'boom' was heard on the street, and a flash of silver light appeared.

"Is that the Porsche? Chase it!"

After half an hour.

The gate of the community.

"Xiao Su, you're back?"

The railings are raised.

Su Yu turned to look at the guard post: "Uncle Wang, why are you on night shift tonight?"

"Oh dear, Lao Liu is in the hospital."

"Oh? Grandpa Liu is in the hospital? What happened?"

Su Yu was stunned.

When he went out this afternoon, the security guard, Grandpa Liu, was perfectly fine. He even chased him for almost two miles in order to put the medicinal wine in his hand.

"We don't know the specifics, but we know that Old Liu has been getting nosebleeds a lot lately, and this afternoon it happened again, lasting for more than ten minutes."

"That blood... was more than when my old lady had her period."

Grandpa Wang pointed to the dried bloodstains on the ground.

"Look, there are still some on the ground."

Su Yu gently touched his forehead.

Sure enough, wherever there is a sleeping dragon, there is a phoenix chick.

I really don't know where the property management company of this community found these two brilliant and talented individuals.