This is terrible! My future prime minister keeps trying to kiss me forcibly.
Chapter 35 Did you eat shit?
The next day, Ye Xiaoxiao was planting beans in the yard with her two children. She whittled a sharp wooden stick to make holes.
Use a stick to poke a small hole two to three fingers deep. He Wuyang is responsible for putting three beans in each hole, and He Wuyou is responsible for covering it with some soil and watering it.
After digging the last hole, Ye Xiaoxiao straightened up, patted her sore back, and twisted her body.
It seems that planting beans and reaping beans isn't so easy.
The vegetable seedlings I bought yesterday have been neatly planted in the vegetable garden. Ye Xiaoxiao checked the four rows of land and said that they would soon turn lush and green.
Everything is going in a good direction.
At this moment, the tranquility of the small mountain village was broken.
From a distance, you could hear Aunt Sun standing at her own doorway, cursing loudly:
"Which bastard stole my eggs? Shameless thing!"
"You dare to do it but not admit it, huh! You're all like turtles and bastards, hiding at home with your heads down? Don't let me find out who it is, or I'll tear your mouth apart!"
"You shameless whore's offspring, I curse you to eat my food and have your intestines rot, your feet sore, and blood flowing from your seven orifices!"
"..."
The people of Dongyuan Village were used to this scene and no one wanted to pay any attention to Aunt Sun, otherwise they would get into trouble.
About half an hour later, Aunt Sun must have gotten tired of scolding, because she couldn't hear her voice anymore.
Ye Xiaoxiao was taking her two children to the field to dig some shepherd's purse: "Come on, I'll cook you something delicious today!"
He Wuyang recalled the scene of cooking fish yesterday, and a trace of doubt flashed through his mind.
Ye Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and comforted him, "Don't worry, Ayang, what happened yesterday was just a mistake."
She glanced at He Wuyou beside her; he seemed a bit unusual today.
That said, things have been a bit strange since I got back yesterday.
"Wuyou, what's wrong with you today...?"
Before she could finish speaking, her voice was rudely interrupted by a shout of curses.
"He Wuyou! You little bastard with no father and no mother, give me back my eggs!"
Aunt Sun, dragging her chubby son along, ran angrily toward Ye Xiaoxiao and her group.
He ran while cursing, "You little brat! You dare steal from me!"
He Wuyou argued vehemently: "Nonsense! I didn't steal anything!"
Seeing Aunt Sun slander her second brother, He Wuyang immediately retorted, "You're talking nonsense! My second brother would never steal anything!"
Seeing that Aunt Sun was coming at her aggressively, Ye Xiaoxiao quickly shielded the two of them behind her and comforted them, "Don't be afraid, I'm here!"
"Ye Xiaoxiao, hand over the person! That little bastard dared to steal my eggs. I'll teach him a lesson today on behalf of his mother!"
Aunt Sun stood with her hands on her hips, looking fierce and menacing, raising her hand as if to slap someone.
Hearing her calling her a "little bastard" over and over again, Ye Xiaoxiao grabbed her arm with one hand and looked up at Aunt Sun coldly.
"Aunt Sun, everyone knows you're straightforward, but there's no need to use your mouth to do it!"
Aunt Sun's face turned pale with anger. That little bitch's words were too awful.
"Tell He Wuyou to return the eggs he stole from my house, and we'll call it even. Otherwise, if this goes to the village chief, it won't look good for anyone!"
Ye Xiaoxiao led the two back two steps to avoid being sprayed with spittle. She then squeezed He Wuyou's hand, reassuringly saying, "Don't worry, I believe in you!"
She said, "You keep saying that my Wuyou stole something, but do you have any evidence? Who saw it?"
“My son, Fatty, saw it with his own eyes,” Aunt Sun said, pulling her son over. “He saw that the He family’s boy was acting suspiciously yesterday, and that he was hiding something in his clothes.”
Ye Xiaoxiao recalled that He Wuyou had indeed taken something home yesterday, but wouldn't let anyone see it.
She turned to look at the indignant boy: "Wuyou, what did you bring home yesterday?"
He Wuyou confessed honestly: "It was an egg, but I didn't steal it. I found it in the mountains."
"I believe you!" Ye Xiaoxiao patted He Wuyou's head, then turned to Aunt Sun and said, "My Wuyou didn't steal anything."
"Hey! Listen to this! He admitted that he brought home an egg. If he didn't steal my egg, who else could have stolen it?"
"If that's what Aunt Sun is saying, then the amount of poop in my dry toilet has decreased. Did you steal it?"
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