Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Qin Yu and Lin Qingxue returned to their dormitory apartment building.

As soon as they opened the dormitory door, they saw a blue robot cat with a red nose standing with its hands behind its back, looking at them with a friendly smile and saying:

"Dear guests, please do not trespass into other people's rooms without permission. Leave as soon as possible, or don't blame this cat for being impolite!"

"???"

Qin Yu and Lin Qingxue were both dumbfounded when they saw the robot cat that suddenly appeared in front of them.

What the hell is this?!

They were quite polite...

"Wow! This Doraemon is so cute, where did it come from?"

Lin Qingxue's eyes lit up when she saw the adorable robot cat in front of her. She squatted down and stroked the robot cat's round head with a smile.

But to everyone's surprise, the previously kind-looking robot cat's eyes suddenly flashed red, and it pulled two Gatling guns from its belly pocket, instantly aiming at the two of them, its voice icy as it said:

"Damn it, I told you two not to come in, but you insisted. Have I given you too much face?!"

"If you don't leave Shudao Mountain, I, this cat, will treat you to bullets!"

Qin Yu & Lin Qingxue: "..."

This Doraemon looks like it's learning Sichuan opera face-changing.

"Xiao Ming! Xiao Ming!"

Qin Yu shouted Zhang Xiaoming's name loudly, knowing that this strange and unusual thing must have been made by Zhang Xiaoming.

Sure enough, Zhang Xiaoming soon came out of the bedroom. He was stunned for a moment when he saw the scene before him, then reacted and said to Doraemon:

"Little A, don't be rude, they are our own people."

Upon hearing this, Doraemon's cold expression vanished instantly, replaced by a friendly smile as he clasped his hands in a fist salute to Qin Yu and his companion.

"Oh, it's you two buddies. I apologize for my rudeness."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's lips twitched. Goodness, you've learned quite a variety of languages.

"You made this little thing?"

Qin Yu pointed at the Doraemon in front of him and asked Zhang Xiaoming.

Zhang Xiaoming nodded and explained with a smile:

"This is a robot cat I developed during my vacation, specifically to guard the house and prevent thieves from breaking in while we're away."

Qin Yu's lips twitched upon hearing this: "Thief? We're on the campus of Imperial University, how could there be a thief? You're overthinking it."

"It's better to be safe than sorry; having an extra layer of insurance is always a good idea."

Zhang Xiaoming said with a smile, "Moreover, besides guarding the house, this robot cat has many other awesome functions."

"Oh?" Qin Yu raised an eyebrow slightly: "What functions do they have?"

"For example, it can play 4D movies, bringing you an immersive experience and an extremely stunning audio-visual experience!"

"4D movies?"

Qin Yu and Lin Qingxue immediately became interested upon hearing this: "Let it be put down and we'll take a look."

"Ok."

Zhang Xiaoming pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and said with a confident smile, "Little A, show them what you've got."

"No problem, boss."

Doraemon nodded its big, goofy head, and then its eyes suddenly lit up with blue light, projecting a holographic screen.

The next moment, an extremely shocking scene came into view, accompanied by waves of shouts.

"Oh~~yeah~~~Come on baby~~yeah~~~"

The content of the image is actually very simple and can be described in just 12 words.

Beneath the twin peaks, amidst bamboo groves, fragrant meadows, and flowing springs.

Seeing the explosive scene before them, Qin Yu and Lin Qingxue were both stunned and stood there dumbfounded.

Lin Qingxue's face flushed red instantly. She quickly covered her eyes and angrily rebuked him, extremely ashamed and indignant:

"Zhang Xiaoming, what are you playing? Turn it off!"

Qin Yu quickly covered his eyes, only peeking out a crack, and called out shyly:

"Hey! Second brother, what are you doing! Why are you putting such filthy stuff on someone as innocent as me? Turn it off! I don't want to see it!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Xiaoming instantly snapped out of his daze, glared angrily at Doraemon, and shouted:

"Hey A, I asked you to show me your skills, not to embarrass me. What you just threw out is just making me look bad!"

Upon hearing this, Doraemon spread his hands innocently and said:

"But this is the thing you love to watch the most, boss. I think they love watching this thing too."

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秦羽&林清雪：(?1?7?0?0_?0?0)

"Slander, slander, it's slandering me!"

Zhang Xiaoming quickly waved his hand to explain.

"I get it, I get it. I was wondering why you'd install a home-guarding robot when there aren't any thieves around here. So that's what it's for."

Qin Yu forced back his laughter and patted Zhang Xiaoming on the shoulder, saying:

"Second brother, be careful to restrain yourself."

Knowing he was doomed and there was no way to salvage the situation, Zhang Xiaoming simply gave up and looked at Qin Yu with an innocent expression, saying:

"Do I see more than my older brother?"

Qin Yu:? ? ?

Damn it, you trying to drag me down with you, huh?!

"Xiaoxue'er, don't listen to him! He's slandering me! He's slandering me!"

Qin Yu quickly looked at Lin Qingxue and began to explain.

Lin Qingxue rolled her eyes, somewhat speechless: "Disgusting."

After saying that, Lin Qingxue walked into her bedroom with a dark face and then slammed the door shut.

"Zhang Xiaoming, you son of a bitch, why did you drag me into this?!" Qin Yu glared angrily at Zhang Xiaoming and questioned him.

"I can't be the only one to die; I have to find someone to take the fall with me," Zhang Xiaoming said, his argument both unreasonable and defiant.

"You son of a bitch!" Qin Yu roared, grabbing Zhang Xiaoming by the neck with both hands, "You've completely ruined the great image I have in Xiaoxue's eyes!!"

Zhang Xiaoming rolled his eyes as he spoke:

"Come on, do you really think Lin Qingxue doesn't know? Last time when you weren't here, she told me and Xiaoling herself that you often secretly hide in bed and deer."

"What!?"

Qin Yu: Σ(°△°|||)︴

"Forget it, stop being so emo. I recently got some course resources that are really good. Let's go inside and study together."

Zhang Xiaoming put his arm around Qin Yu's shoulder and walked into the bedroom.

At the same time, in the dormitory building corridor, Xu Song walked over with two boys and stood in front of a room.

"Brother Song, this is Qin Yu's dormitory."

Xu Song nodded, and then slammed his fist on the door.

"Qin Yu, open the door for me!"

However, at that moment, Qin Yu and Zhang Xiaoming were engrossed in their studies and did not hear anything.

Doraemon, however, heard the noise, came over, and opened the door.

Xu Song and his group were stunned when they saw the robot cat that suddenly appeared in front of them. What is this thing?

Doraemon smiled kindly and said:

"Dear three, please do not trespass into other people's rooms without permission. Leave as soon as possible, or don't blame this cat for being impolite!"

"Oh ho, so I'll just trespass then, what can you do about it?"

Xu Song walked into the room with a disdainful look, but the next moment, he was horrified to see that the robot cat actually pulled out a Gatling gun and pressed it against his forehead.

"You think I'm being too nice to you, huh?!"