Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Star Peak Hotel, Room 502.

Qin Yu: "Hmm~~!!!"

Qin Yu: "Damn! Still won't come out. Looks like I'll have to try harder!"

Lin Qingxue: "Could you please not be so loud? It's so embarrassing (/w＼)."

Qin Yu: "No, I can't get any strength out of it unless I shout it out loud. Just bear with it a little longer."

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingxue sighed, somewhat speechless.

She said that pregnant men are made of poop and need to poop anytime, anywhere.

Lin Qingxue silently turned on the bathroom's ventilation system, and then immediately walked away to a safe distance.

But just then, her phone rang. She picked it up and answered, and Han Jinlong's voice came through the receiver.

"Hey, Goddess Qingxue, where did you go today?"

Upon hearing that it was Han Jinlong, Lin Qingxue's voice immediately became somewhat indifferent:

"I'm coming to Tianan City with my mentor to attend a summit."

"You went to Tianan City?! What a coincidence! I just happened to be in Tianan for tourism today. We really are destined to meet."

Han Jinlong, who had just stepped out of Tianan Airport, excitedly held up his phone and said:

"I visited many attractions today and was just about to go back to the hotel to rest."

"Hey, by the way, Goddess Qingxue, which hotel are you staying at? Maybe we're even staying at the same one."

Lin Qingxue shook her head upon hearing this and said:

"That's probably impossible. My hotel is in a very remote location, and most people wouldn't book a room here."

"Oh my, isn't that a coincidence? I just happen to have this quirk. I love booking secluded hotels that are quiet and peaceful."

Han Jinlong silently hailed a taxi and got in, then raised his hand to signal the driver to shut up.

"Goddess Qingxue, just tell me which hotel you're staying at."

"Uh, it's the Star Peak Hotel."

"Wow! What a coincidence! I also booked the Xingfeng Hotel!"

Han Jinlong laughed and then quietly cancelled his original reservation for a hotel in the city center, instead booking the Xingfeng Hotel.

Lin Qingxue: "..."

"Goddess Qingxue, what room number do you live in? Maybe we're even on the same floor."

"502."

"Holy crap! I just happened to book room 503 right next to yours. This is such a coincidence, it's like the worst coincidence ever!"

Han Jinlong slapped his thigh excitedly.

Lin Qingxue's lips twitched upon hearing this.

Goodness, if she hadn't known that the senior from Tianfu University who was attending the conference was staying in room 503, she would have actually believed it.

"Goddess Qingxue, wait a minute, I'm going back to the hotel right now, we'll meet again then!"

Han Jinlong chuckled and hung up the phone, secretly delighted, and couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up for his cleverness.

As a result,

He had the opportunity to be in close proximity to the goddess Qingxue throughout the National Day holiday, and coincidentally, that annoying guy Qin Yu wasn't around at that time.

This was the perfect opportunity for him to overtake others and take advantage of their weakness!

Damn, how did I get such a big head? How am I so smart?

Han Jinlong couldn't help but fantasize about chatting and laughing with Goddess Qingxue after returning to school from the National Day holiday, while Qin Yu looked completely bewildered.

Qin Yu, Qin Yu, there will always be times when you're not around. I finally caught you! Hahaha!

Thinking of this, Han Jinlong excitedly said to the driver:

"Driver, to the Xingfeng Hotel!"

Upon hearing this, the driver sighed softly and kindly advised against it:

"Young man, when I was young, I was just like you, a simp, desperately pursuing my ideal woman. But in the end, I saw my ideal woman get kicked by some blond guy. So, stop simping, simps never get a good death."

Han Jinlong was immediately displeased upon hearing this, and curled his lip in disdain, saying:

"Can you be like me? What's your class and what's mine? Just drive your car properly."

The driver shook his head speechlessly upon hearing this; good words were useless against this damned devil.

Room 503, Xingfeng Hotel.

As Mu Yang lay in bed, he couldn't help but recall the scene of meeting Lin Qingxue during the day.

This stunningly beautiful junior from Teikyo University was exactly the kind of girl who captured his heart, making him feel love for the first time.

Thinking of this, Mu Yang immediately got out of bed, stood in front of the mirror, and carefully examined the handsome man in front of him who was 1.83 meters tall, had eight-pack abs, and looked very much like Daniel Wu.

"Well, I guess I'm a high-quality man, so Qingxue should have some feelings for me too."

As Mu Yang thought to himself, he picked up his phone and sent a WeChat message to Lin Qingxue.

[Muyang]: Qingxue, are you asleep?

[Lin Qingxue]: Not yet, is there anything you need, Senior Muyang?

[Muyang]: Aren't we going to conduct an on-site investigation of Qin Shi Huang's tomb tomorrow? I see that this is your first time and you don't have much experience, so I wanted to tell you some precautions to take inside the tomb.

[Lin Qingxue]: Ah, thank you so much, Senior Muyang.

[Muyang]: You're welcome. Well then, it's a bit troublesome to talk via WeChat. Since your room is right next to mine, how about I go to your room and talk to you in person?

[Lin Qingxue]: That's fine too, thank you for your trouble, Senior Muyang.

Upon seeing the other party agree, Mu Yang's lips curled into a wide smile.

What does it mean when a girl agrees to let another man into her hotel room alone?

There is a play!

With this in mind, Mu Yang immediately began brushing his teeth and washing his face excitedly, taking great care of his appearance.

If nothing unexpected happens, I'll be able to reach third base today!

"Qin Yu, the senior I told you about is coming over later to talk to us about the precautions for entering the tomb. Have you finished pooping yet? Hurry up and come out."

Lin Qingxue covered her face and spoke somewhat shyly to the indistinct figure sitting on the toilet in the bathroom.

"Okay, okay, I'll do it as soon as possible."

Qin Yu's uniquely cheeky voice echoed from the bathroom:

"By the way, Xiaoxue, I haven't had time to book a room yet. Can I sleep with you tonight?"

"What did you say?! Sleep with me?!"

Lin Qingxue's face flushed red upon hearing this.

Qin Yu: "Uh, don't misunderstand, what I mean is, can I sleep in your room? Don't worry, I'll sleep on the bed, you can sleep on the floor, I don't mind."

林清雪：(?2?9?6?1?0?7?6?1?6?1?0?6?2?9)

Meanwhile, Mu Yang, who was in room 503, had also finished getting ready. Looking at the incredibly handsome man in the mirror, he nodded in satisfaction.

"Damn, I'm so fucking handsome, Qingxue is going to be confused by me."

Mu Yang grinned, revealing a row of neat, white teeth. After confirming that there were no vegetable leaves stuck to his teeth, he put a condom in his pocket and prepared to go out.

But just then, the doorbell rang.

Upon hearing this, Mu Yang was taken aback at first, then couldn't help but shake his head and smile:

"Looks like the junior is even more anxious than I am."

Mu Yang straightened his expression, adopting the demeanor of a gentle, sunny, and warm-hearted senior, and slowly pushed open the door, smiling slightly as he said:

"Junior, you... um!? Who the hell are you!?"