Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

The next day, nine o'clock in the morning.

Qin Yu lay in bed, groggily opened his eyes, and took out his phone to call Liu Damao.

"Hey, Da Mao, I'm at the usual spot, where are you?"

"Hmm? You've arrived?"

The incredulous voice of Liu Damao came from the other end of the phone.

Based on Lao Qin's usual habits, he was always at least half an hour late, so this time he deliberately left home half an hour later. Unexpectedly, Lao Qin arrived on time this time.

Thinking of this, Liu Damao suddenly felt a little embarrassed and said:

"It may take me a while to get there."

"What?! You're late?!"

Qin Yu was instantly enraged: "Didn't we agree yesterday that we'd meet at the usual place at nine o'clock sharp? Anyone who doesn't show up is a coward!?"

"I was just wondering why you were always late, so I deliberately left a little later. Who would have thought you'd arrive on time today?"

Liu Damao chuckled and scratched his head: "Okay, why don't you go to the KFC next door and order a family bucket while I wait? It's on me."

"Give me a break, do you think I need your family bucket meal?"

Qin Yu grumbled, "I can tell you're not being sincere. Fine, I'm angry, I'm leaving!"

After saying that, Qin Yu hung up the phone, and his previously angry expression immediately turned into a smile.

Since I already promised Xiaoxue yesterday that I would go to the summit today, I will definitely have to break my promise to Liu Damao.

But he didn't want to be subservient, so he pulled off an extreme maneuver.

He admitted that there was an element of gambling involved, but fortunately, he won the gamble.

On the other side, upon hearing Qin Yu hang up the phone, Liu Damao felt a pang of guilt.

Old Qin finally believed in me once and didn't come late, but I let him lose so completely. I'm such a jerk.

Thinking of this, Liu Damao suddenly felt that he should make it up to Qin Yu.

So he rode his electric scooter to the fruit shop next door.

"Auntie, do you have the cheapest fruit basket that also looks really high-end and classy?"

Upon hearing this, the fruit vendor glanced at Liu Damao with a puzzled look and said, "Do you think this makes sense?"

"Young man, our cheapest fruit basket is 128 yuan," the aunt said with a kind smile.

"Huh? Your fruit basket is filled with gold and purple! It's so expensive!" Liu Damao's mouth dropped open.

Upon hearing this, the aunt smiled and explained, "Because all the fruits in our store are high-end imported fruits."

"Ah, that's it."

Liu Damao frowned and thought for a moment, then suddenly came up with a good idea and said:

"How about this, you sell me a large fruit basket separately, and I can fill it with fruit myself."

The aunt was taken aback upon hearing this: "I've never sold it like this before."

“That’s because you haven’t met me yet. If you had met me, you could have sold them like this.” Liu Damao said with a self-righteous expression.

"Ah this..."

The aunt's lips twitched slightly, then she hesitated for a moment before nodding and saying:

"That works too, ten yuan for a fruit basket."

"Okay, then just put some of the cheapest fruits in your store into the fruit basket, preferably the kind that are very light but large in volume."

The aunt's lips twitched upon hearing this, but she still obediently did as Liu Damao instructed.

"Okay, that's 31 yuan in total. I'll round it down to 30 yuan for you."

"Okay, thank you, Auntie. My name is Qin Yu. If you need anything in the future, just mention my name, and it will definitely work."

Liu Damao grinned, picked up the large fruit basket, and walked happily toward Qin Yu's house, ready to apologize to him.

The aunt watched Liu Damao's departing figure, shook her head speechlessly, and wondered if she should put up a sign at the entrance that read "Qin Yu is not allowed to enter".

Meanwhile, Qin Yu packed his bags and went to the living room.

"Mom and Dad, I have to go out of town for a few days."

After saying that, he left home.

"Didn't this kid just get back yesterday? Why is he going out again today?"

Chen Min, who was cooking in the kitchen, came out and asked with some confusion.

"The child is grown up, let him be."

Qin Xiaotian, who was sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper, shrugged and said indifferently.

"You, as a father, really don't care about your child at all." Chen Min rolled her eyes, then, as if remembering something, said:

"By the way, I'm going to get my hair done this afternoon. It'll take quite a while, so you can just order takeout for yourself."

"what?"

Qin Xiaotian was slightly taken aback when he heard this: "Didn't you just get your hair done last month? Why do you need to get it done again now?"

"I want you to manage."

Chen Min rolled her eyes with a charming expression: "Besides, I look better after getting my hair done, but in the end, you're the one who benefits."

"That's true."

Qin Xiaotian thought there was some truth to that, and a slightly lewd smile appeared on his lips before he continued to look down at the newspaper.

At this moment, Qin Yu was sitting in a taxi, booking a flight to Tianan City and heading straight to the airport.

Since the Qin Emperor's tomb was discovered on the outskirts of Tianan City, the summit that Xiaoxue attended was held in Tianan City.

"Grandpa is currently stationed at Tianan Pass, and the road from Tianan Airport to the city center passes through Tianan Pass, so we can take the opportunity to visit him."

Qin Yu stroked his chin, pondering.

Thinking of this, he happened to catch a glimpse of a fruit shop by the roadside, so he asked the driver to stop the car temporarily so he could get out and buy some fruit.

After all, it's not easy to visit Grandpa, so I should prepare some gifts.

Walking into the fruit shop, Qin Yu spoke with an open and generous manner:

"Auntie, do you have the cheapest fruit basket that also looks really high-end and classy?"

Aunt:???

Why does this sentence seem so familiar?

"The cheapest fruit basket is 128."

"Huh? So expensive? Your fruit is made of golden purple?" Qin Yu frowned. "By the way, can you sell this fruit basket separately?"

The aunt's lips twitched, and she said, somewhat speechless:

"Sure, a fruit basket costs 10 yuan, and I'll put some of the cheapest fruits in it for you, okay?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu was taken aback and couldn't help but give a thumbs up:

"Wow, Auntie, you've even learned to answer first! 666!"

The aunt chuckled and packed the fruit basket for Qin Yu.

"It's 31 in total. I'll round it down to 30 for you."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu asked, "If it's 34, will you round it down to zero for me too?"

The aunt was taken aback by this, and said somewhat uncertainly, "Shouldn't we apply it too?"

"Okay, then get me another bottle of Coke, this one costs 3 yuan, that makes it exactly 34."

Upon hearing this, the aunt's mouth dropped open in surprise, and she exclaimed, "Holy crap!"

"Okay, okay."

"By the way, I saw that your store also says students get a 10% discount. This is my student ID."

Qin Yu took out his student ID from his pocket.

"???"

Nima! ?

You're even more ruthless than that last bastard named 'Qin Yu'!

The aunt suppressed the urge to slap the other person, forcing a smile that looked more like a grimace, and said through gritted teeth:

"After the discount, it's twenty-seven yuan in total."

Qin Yu grinned and paid the money with satisfaction.

"Auntie, you're so kind. My name is Liu Damao. If you ever encounter any problems in the future, you can mention my name, and it will definitely work."

Aunt:"……"