Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Looking at the chat screenshots sent by the other party, Qin Yu's lips twitched, and he typed a question:

How did you figure out that your crush confessed her feelings to you?

[ShenlongKZ]: My goddess said she misses me, isn't that a confession to me?

[Emotional Master Yu Sang]: Is it possible that she mistyped?

【ShenlongKZ】: What a joke! I think you're just jealous of me. What kind of bullshit master are you? Bah! I'm going to confess to my goddess right now and make you furious!

After a while, the other party sent another screenshot of the chat.

【ShenlongLZ】: Waaaaah, Master, you're right, I've become a clown, what should I do? 〒_〒.

Looking at the message sent by the other party, Qin Yu felt no emotion, and even wanted to laugh a little.

Without saying a word, he immediately blocked and deleted the other party.

As the saying goes, Buddha saves all sentient beings, except for idiots; this kid is beyond saving.

After that, Qin Yu began to help other honest people who weren't so stupid with their relationship problems.

Soon, several hours passed, and it was late at night. After resolving the emotional problems of more than twenty honest people, Qin Yu was also a little tired. He opened his WeChat Moments, intending to browse through it casually before going to sleep.

As a result, the first post he saw when he opened his WeChat Moments was from Han Jinlong.

Below is a nine-grid photo of Lin Qingxue taken from various angles, accompanied by deliberately sentimental and melodramatic captions:

In this era of fast-paced dating, I am willing to be a knight loyal only to you.

"clown."

In response, Qin Yu simply commented with two concise and to-the-point words.

There are too many clowns these days; even Batman can't catch them all.

Qin Yu smiled and shook his head, then continued scrolling down. He soon came across Lin Qingxue's post on WeChat Moments, which immediately made his pupils shrink.

The caption posted by Lin Qingxue was:

Today I attended the Qin Emperor's Tomb Discovery Summit with my mentor, which was an eye-opening experience. I also met a very talented and friendly senior student, which made me very happy.

Below are various photos of participants at the summit.

One of the photos shows Xiaoxue'er standing next to a handsome-looking stranger.

Both of them had bright smiles on their faces and looked very close.

Rumble!

Qin Yu was struck dumb, and the smile on his face froze instantly.

After all that fuss, I've become the clown too!

Qin Yu lay on the bed, holding his phone, staring blankly at the photo of the two of them, until the phone slipped from his hand and fell on his face, which brought him back to his senses.

Qin Yu shook his head, thinking to himself that he and Xiao Xue'er were just good friends, and there was nothing else going on. Let her associate with whoever she wanted; why was he thinking so much?

Afterwards, Qin Yu put down his phone, covered himself with the blanket, and prepared to go to sleep.

However, lying in bed today, he tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

"Damn it, this doesn't make sense, why am I having insomnia?"

Qin Yu stroked his chin, frowning in deep thought.

You know, he used to be able to fall asleep in less than three seconds after his head hit the pillow.

"Oh, I see! It must be because I didn't solve the derivative problem!"

Thinking of this, Qin Yu quickly opened an app on his phone, clicked "ignore risk," and continued.

Then, following the teacher's in-depth yet easy-to-understand instruction, I began to learn how to solve derivative problems.

An hour later, Qin Yu finally solved the derivative problem, looking relieved, and then comfortably lay back down on his pillow.

"Now I should be able to get a good night's sleep."

Qin Yu closed her eyes, preparing to drift into a sweet dream.

However, half an hour later,

Qin Yu still stared blankly at the ceiling above him with his round eyes.

"Holy crap! This doesn't make sense! I'm still awake?"

Qin Yu scratched his head, somewhat bewildered: "Could it be that I didn't solve the derivative problem properly?"