Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

“Puff~~!!”

With a crisp sound, a primordial energy surged out from Li Shaobai's buttocks, and the entire place fell silent.

Ok?

Did they hear it correctly?

Li Shaobai, the ace player of Longxia University, seems to have farted?

Okay, it's not just a "seems" thing, it's a complete load of bullshit!

The stench had already reached them, and they could smell it...

Li Shaobai's face flushed red instantly, and he couldn't stop digging his toes into the floor.

So embarrassing!

That's so damn embarrassing!

"Ahem, referee, you may begin."

Li Shaobai coughed lightly, pretending that nothing had happened.

But at that moment, his stomach suddenly started rumbling again, and a primordial energy dozens of times more violent than before rushed towards his anus.

"Fuck!"

Li Shaobai's expression changed drastically, and he hurriedly used all his strength to tighten his sphincter muscles.

Just now, farting in front of tens of thousands of people was already embarrassing enough!

If that bastard lets out another fart,

He really didn't want to live anymore!

The referee, noticing Li Shaobai's face suddenly contorted in extreme pain, asked with some concern:

"Are you alright, player?"

"No, it's okay."

Li Shaobai clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, and said in a trembling voice.

No matter what, I have to hold this fart in!

"Um, classmate, but you don't seem to be..."

"Stop talking nonsense and get started!"

Li Shaobai interrupted the referee directly, roaring angrily with veins bulging on his forehead.

What the hell is going on? Stop spouting so much nonsense!

He felt a churning sensation in his stomach, and the pain was so intense it felt like it was about to burst.

Upon hearing this, the referee rolled his eyes, somewhat speechless.

This person has no manners.

Then, he prepared to pick up the whistle and blow the start of the game.

But then he suddenly realized that the whistle was missing.

Eh?

Where did my whistle go?

The referee fumbled around in his clothes, searching high and low.

"Referee, what the hell are you doing? Get the fuck to start!"

At this moment, Li Shaobai's face turned deathly pale, his legs trembled uncontrollably, and he bent over, clutching his chest, and roared angrily.

The referee was immediately displeased upon hearing this:

"No way, can you fucking stop swearing? You're a college student, can't you have some manners?!"

"I!" Li Shaobai suppressed his anger: "Fine, I won't swear, so, can the competition begin?"

"What's the rush? I can't find my whistle. Let me look for it."

Li Shaobai: (?0?7 words?0?7╬)

At this moment, Li Shaobai felt like killing the referee!

"Huh? That's strange, where's the whistle?"

The referee scratched his head, looking somewhat puzzled.

Li Shaobai couldn't take it anymore. He turned to look at the referee, his forehead immediately covered in black lines, and roared:

"The whistle is fucking in your hands!"

The referee was taken aback when he heard this. He looked at his palm and realized that he was indeed holding the whistle.

"Ah, it's true."

The referee smiled somewhat sheepishly and scratched his head.

However, he himself often makes the absurd mistake of holding a remote control in his hand while looking for another remote control, or holding a phone in his hand while looking for another phone.

Li Shaobai took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing his impending outburst of emotions, and said in a hoarse voice:

"Let's get started, I really can't hold it in any longer..."

"oh oh."

The referee picked up his whistle:

"three."

Li Shaobai: (▼皿▼)

"two."

李少白：生气!!?1?5(╬?2?8?2?8?2?8)?1?2

"one."

李少白：(?1?7?6?5⊙曲?2?8)?1?7彡┻━┻

"I bought a watch last year!"

Li Shaobai roared with a ferocious expression, finally unable to hold back any longer, and his primordial energy, along with the brownish-yellow liquid, surged out.

"Pfft~~Pfft pfft~~~!!!"

This time, the fart was long and drawn out, and it even had a color.

The entire audience was stunned and speechless.

Li Shaobai, with his legs clamped together, leaped off the stage as if flying and ran wildly towards the bathroom.

Everyone:...

At that moment, the entire venue was deathly silent.

No one could believe it.

It's bad enough that Longxia University's star player farted in public, but now he's even defecating in public?!