Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Option 1: Snatch the brown sugar water from Han Jinlong and gulp it down in one go. Reward: A large amount of spiritual energy.

Option Two: As the saying goes, sycophants will die. Let Han Jinlong taste the iron fist of justice and force him to never be a sycophant again! Reward: Obtain the title 'Dog Training Master', and the dogs' obedience to you will naturally increase by 10.

Option 3: As the saying goes, "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." Help Han Jinlong find a new girlfriend, make him forget Lin Qingxue, and then commit adultery with Han Jinlong's new girlfriend. Reward: Obtain the title 'Cao Cao's Legacy,' and you will find it hard to resist a married woman.

Looking at the options that appeared before him, Qin Yu was slightly taken aback and began to ponder with a frown.

This is the first time he's wanted to choose all three options.

After standing there pondering for a long time, Qin Yu finally made his final choice.

He strode up to Han Jinlong, snatched the thermos from his hand, opened the lid, and gulped down all the brown sugar water inside, leaving Han Jinlong completely dumbfounded.

"What are you doing!?"

[Ding! Selection complete, reward received: a large amount of spiritual energy, advancement to three-star Martial Master!]

Hearing the system notification in his ear, Qin Yu smacked his lips, then smiled and patted Han Jinlong on the shoulder, saying:

"It's cooked well, but it's a bit too sweet. Remember to use less brown sugar next time."

Han Jinlong: ? ? ?

"What the hell!?"

Han Jinlong's face immediately turned a deep red, like a liver color.

I painstakingly brewed this brown sugar water, and you, you little bastard, drank it all in one gulp!?

"Qin Yu, you son of a bitch! I'll fucking fight you to the death!"

Han Jinlong's face turned ashen. He clenched his fists and slammed them towards Qin Yu's face.

However, at that moment, Lin Qingxue's eyes suddenly turned cold, and she made a move instantly.

"Absolute zero!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a chilling aura swept out, instantly freezing Han Jinlong into an ice sculpture, keeping him in his punching stance.

However, not long after, a burst of crimson flames erupted from Han Jinlong's body, melting away all the ice on his body.

Han Jinlong, now free, stared at Lin Qingxue in disbelief.

"Goddess Qingxue, you're actually attacking me for his sake?!"

"if not?"

Lin Qingxue coldly said, "Qin Yu is my good friend, while you are nothing but a lewd pervert who keeps bothering me!"

Click!

Upon hearing this, Han Jinlong's heart shattered instantly.

Chill!

Utterly heartbreaking!

"Okay, okay, so that's how I am in your heart."

Han Jinlong slowly lowered his head, his body began to tremble violently, and then he started to laugh loudly.

"Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha..."

Han Jinlong was seen laughing loudly while muttering to himself.

"Oh, seaweed, seaweed, I'll eat my words..."

Seeing Han Jinlong's seemingly insane symptoms, Qin Yu and Lin Qingxue couldn't help but take a few steps back in alarm.

"Holy crap!? Is this kid going to turn evil?"

Qin Yu panicked a little, so he quickly stepped forward and slapped him hard across the face, knocking him to the ground and stopping his madness.

"Oh, so it was just a case of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) acting up."

Qin Yu patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

For a fleeting moment, he was genuinely afraid that this kid might suddenly turn evil and awaken some kind of monstrous ability, and then kill him.

Thinking of this, Qin Yu kicked Han Jinlong in annoyance.

"Damn it, that scared the hell out of me!"

Han Jinlong lay on the ground, his body still trembling, but at the same time, a sob came, and a few tears slid from the corners of his eyes and fell to the ground with a thud.

He cried...

Qin Yu:? ? ?

"Hey, seriously? I just kicked you and you're crying?"

Qin Yu was stunned.

This was the first time in all his fights that he had made someone cry.

Thinking of this, Qin Yu squatted down and patted Han Jinlong's shoulder reassuringly, saying:

"Dragon, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be so mentally fragile, but I really didn't go too far. You're just too weak."

Upon hearing this, Han Jinlong cried even louder.

He lay on the ground, pounding his fist on the earth and weeping bitterly:

"Why! Why!? Why can't I compare to you in any way!!!"

The successive blows completely threw Han Jinlong off balance.

His strength was completely overwhelmed by Qin Yu, and he lost miserably in matters of the heart!

He felt like he was a complete clown!

He no longer knew what the meaning of his life was!

Seeing this, Qin Yu was completely dumbfounded.

He had rarely comforted anyone growing up, and in this situation, he truly didn't know how to handle it.

"Ugh."

Lin Qingxue sighed softly, finally unable to bear it any longer. She walked over to Han Jinlong, knelt down, patted his shoulder, and comforted him with an unusually gentle voice:

"Han Jinlong, don't cry."

But to everyone's surprise, Han Jinlong cried even louder upon hearing this, escalating from loud sobbing to wailing.

"Waaaaah... Goddess Qingxue, I just love you! What did I do wrong? Why are you treating me like this?! Waaaaah 〒▽〒!"

Lin Qingxue: ∑(O_O；)

Qin Yu: (｀?1?1д?1?1′)

Qin Yu and Lin Qingxue exchanged a glance, both seeing the bewilderment in each other's eyes.

This was the first time they had experienced this situation; they had no experience.

Meanwhile, passersby noticed the commotion and cast strange glances at them, pointing and whispering among themselves.

"Hey, what's going on? Why is that guy crying so hard?"

"It seems that the woman cheated on him, and this guy has become a minotaur."

"Tsk tsk tsk, this guy is really pitiful."

"Dude, don't cry, I, Jiangnan Ma Yanzu, will keep you company."

As they listened to the increasingly outrageous comments from the onlookers, Qin Yu and Lin Qingxue's lips twitched involuntarily.

We can't let this kid keep crying!

"Hey, hey, hey, stop crying, stop crying!"

Qin Yu patted Han Jinlong's shoulder hard, trying to make him stop, but the latter remained unmoved.

Lin Qingxue struggled internally for a long time before finally speaking with some helplessness:

"As long as you don't cry now, I... I'll allow you to keep bringing me brown sugar water in the future."

Upon hearing this, Han Jinlong's sobbing abruptly stopped. He raised his head, his eyes reddening, and looked at Lin Qingxue.

"Goddess Qingxue, really?"

Lin Qingxue's lips twitched slightly, suppressing her speechlessness, and she forced a dry laugh:

"real."

"Alright! Goddess Qingxue, you said it yourself, a promise is a promise!"

Han Jinlong immediately stood up, his face once again showing excitement, completely devoid of his previous grief.

"Qin Yu, don't be so smug. Goddess Qingxue has allowed me to send her brown sugar water now, and she'll allow me to send her chocolate cake later. I don't even want to think about what will happen after that!"

Han Jinlong looked at Qin Yu, his eyes burning with intense fighting spirit, his face resolute:

"You just wait, the heart of Goddess Qingxue will one day belong to me!"

After hearing this, Lin Qingxue felt a little tired and rubbed her temples with a headache before turning and leaving.

Qin Yu walked up to Han Jinlong, patted him on the shoulder with a serious expression, and said:

"Dragon Prince, do you know what? I've never felt so powerless in front of anyone, but you did it. You're really awesome. I'm impressed!"