Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"One thousand and one, one thousand and two."

Han Jinlong is doing push-ups, supporting himself on one finger on the ground.

This is his essential training routine every night before bed.

After all, he firmly believed that hard work pays off, and that as long as he worked harder than others,

One day I will be able to stand on top of everyone, especially Qin Yu!

"Dragon Prince, you're busy."

Qin Yu walked over with a smile, patted the other person on the shoulder, and said enthusiastically.

Upon seeing this, Han Jinlong frowned and pulled his shoulders away slightly.

"Don't touch me, get to the point!"

"I need your help with something."

"Give me a hand, I'm not helping!"

Han Jinlong resolutely refused.

"Don't be like that, think it over again, I'll pay you." Qin Yu persisted, unwilling to give up.

Upon hearing this, Han Jinlong sneered:

"Do you think I need your little bit of money?"

"5."

"roll!"

"50 million!"

"Go away!"

"500 million!"

"roll roll roll!"

"I'll tell you Lin Qingxue's preferences."

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Han Jinlong instantly transformed from a ruthless wolf king into a sycophantic dog, his eyes gleaming with delight:

"Zundu?!"

Seemingly realizing something was amiss, Han Jinlong quickly cleared his throat twice and feigned composure, saying:

What I mean is, I might reluctantly consider helping you.

"But let me make it clear in advance, I just want to help people out, and I'm definitely not trying to curry favor with Goddess Qingxue by trying to find out her preferences."

"I see."

Qin Yu grinned and hooked his arm around the other person's shoulder.

The so-called elite class male dormitory clowns share one stone, but you alone have eight!

Then, Qin Yu leaned close to Han Jinlong's ear and whispered about Lin Qingxue's preferences.

Upon hearing this, Han Jinlong's eyes lit up immediately:

"Really?"

"of course."

"Brothers!"

Han Jinlong suddenly felt that Qin Yu in front of him was not so hateful anymore.

"Tell me, what do you want me to help you with?"

"It's nothing major, I just want you to help me answer some honest people's relationship questions."

"Hey, that's it, easy."

Han Jinlong patted his chest, a confident smile on his face:

"I'm not bragging, but back in high school I was known as the most romantic guy at North Sichuan No. 2 High School. Girls who chased me could circle the track three times. If you're asking me for help with this, you've come to the right person!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly. He wouldn't believe a single word that this bastard said.

However, he still offered two token words of praise.

"It's my brother Long who's been harmed; he's got real power!"

Subsequently, Qin Yu gave Han Jinlong his personal Weibo account and password, and told him that he could solve the emotional problems of at least 668 honest people.

Because of this, his role-playing task can be completed just right.

But to everyone's surprise, Han Jinlong immediately flew into a rage after hearing this.

"A steal!? 668!?"

"Even if I were a Casanova, you can't just fleece me like this. I can only help you solve the relationship problems of twenty people at most, nothing else!"

"can."

Qin Yu didn't dwell on the matter and readily agreed.

Anyway, Lin Qingxue has more than one hobby. He'll use them one by one to keep this silly big dragon hooked, so he's not afraid that he won't take the bait.

So, Han Jinlong then logged into Qin Yu's personal Weibo account and opened his personal private message page.

"Wow, quite a few people come to you for relationship advice."

Looking at the densely packed chat log that seemed endless, Han Jinlong was somewhat taken aback.

I never expected that this unassuming guy would have such a hidden identity as a relationship guru.

Could it be that this is why he was able to win the favor of the Goddess Qingxue?

With questions lingering in his mind, Han Jinlong silently opened the first person's private message.

This is a private message from a netizen with the ID "此生只爱粥粥".

【I Only Love Zhouzhou in This Life】: Master, I've started dating someone. At first, things were going well, but lately I feel like she's becoming more and more distant from me. She even complains that I don't have abs. What should I do?

Upon seeing this question, Qin Yu immediately shook his head.

What else can you do? It's obvious your girlfriend is about to have a new boyfriend. If you don't break up with her, you might as well stay together for the holidays.

As expected, Han Jinlong immediately showed an indignant expression upon seeing the question and typed a reply:

"Dude, your girlfriend has already told you what to do, so why don't you just do it!"

【I only love porridge in this life】: Oh? What do you mean by that, Master?

Han Jinlong shook his head with a look of disappointment and continued typing in reply:

"If your partner complains that you don't have abs, then work on getting abs."

【I Only Love Zhouzhou in This Life】: But she's been getting colder and colder towards me lately. She wasn't like this before. I suspect she might be seeing someone else.

"When problems arise, don't always blame others. Look for the reasons within yourself. Let me ask you, do you consistently bring breakfast to your partner every morning?"

【I only love Zhouzhou in this life】: No, no ╭(⊙o⊙)╮.

"Then let me ask you, do you take her out for a fancy meal at least once a week?"

【I only love Zhouzhou in this life】: No, not at all ∑(O_O；).

"Then let me ask you another question: For more than twenty holidays such as Valentine's Day, Qixi Festival, Women's Day, Mid-Autumn Festival, and Children's Day, have you prepared thoughtful gifts for your partner?"

【I only love Zhouzhou in this life】: No, not at all Σ(°△°|)︴.

"That's it! You didn't do anything, so your partner is definitely going to be angry with you!"

Qin Yu: (｀?1?1д?1?1′)

Qin Yu was completely stunned.

Good heavens, the world of simps has produced a saint!

Damn it!

He was even thinking of asking Han Jinlong to help him solve his relationship problems, but now it seems like that's not going to solve anything!

Qin Yu shook his head, just about to signal Han Jinlong to stop, when a system notification suddenly sounded in his ear.

"Ding! Successfully resolved an honest man's emotional problem, Mental Strength +10!"

Qin Yu:? ? ?

【I Only Love Zhouzhou in This Life】: Stop talking, Master! You've left me sweating buckets! But after your guidance, I've truly understood. I thought I was good enough to my girlfriend, but your reminder made me realize that I haven't been good enough at all!

Upon seeing this, Han Jinlong immediately showed a pleased expression, as if he had learned a valuable lesson, and typed a reply:

"To err is human, to forgive divine. Now, immediately send your partner a heartfelt essay expressing your remorse and sincerely apologizing. In addition, you must send her a red envelope, at least 1314 yuan!"

[I Only Love Zhouzhou in This Life]: Okay, Master!

After resolving the first online friend's relationship problem, Han Jinlong looked at Qin Yu with a smug expression.

"How was it? Wasn't it eye-opening?"

Qin Yu stared wide-eyed in disbelief, then couldn't help but give a thumbs up:

"It's unimaginable what kind of family environment could have nurtured such a peerless genius like you. I'm impressed!"