Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

After the meal, Qin Yu and his group returned to their apartment building to rest.

Qin Yu lay on the bed with his hands behind his head, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"What are you thinking about?"

Having just finished showering, Zhang Xiaoming, wrapped in a bath towel, walked into the room and saw Qin Yu lying on the bed, lost in thought. He asked, "..."

Qin Yu pointed to the ceiling lights:

"You tell me, if there's no electricity, this light won't turn on, right?"

"Isn't that obvious?"

"Xiaoming, I've suddenly thought of a truly great invention." Qin Yu's eyes lit up.

"What invention?"

"Solar-powered flashlight!"

"Think about it, whether it's a flashlight or a lamp, everything we use now needs electricity."

Qin Yu sat up abruptly, his face filled with excitement, and said:

"But with solar energy, you can completely get rid of the limitations of electricity, and you don't have to worry about running out of power even if you are in the middle of nowhere!"

"I think if this were built, it would be the greatest invention of the 31st century!"

Zhang Xiaoming: ...

"I mean, have you ever seen any idiot use a flashlight in broad daylight when the sun is out?"

"Oh? You're right!"

"You can pull it down."

Zhang Xiaoming waved his hand speechlessly; he really thought this guy had come up with some great idea.

"Go to sleep, the class has its first assembly at 8 am tomorrow."

Zhang Xiaoming changed into his pajamas, then lay down on the bed and snuggled under the covers.

"Why would a grown man wear pajamas? Wouldn't it be better for him to sleep naked?"

Seeing this, Qin Yu shook his head, took off the only thing left on his body—his underwear—and lay sprawled on the bed, looking quite content.

Zhang Xiaoming's lips twitched slightly, and he decisively shook his head:

"Forget it, there are a lot of mites and bacteria on the bed, it's not hygienic."

"Hey, you can't even see this thing, why think so much about it?" Qin Yu waved his hand dismissively.

"Who says I can't see it?"

Zhang Xiaoming pursed his lips and pointed to the glasses on the table: "You'll know once you put on my glasses."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu picked up Zhang Xiaoming's glasses and put them on, but found nothing unusual.

"I didn't see anything."

Zhang Xiaoming said, "These glasses of mine are connected to the brain's nerves. Silently recite 'microscopic function' in your mind."

"Oh oh."

Qin Yu did as instructed, and the next moment, an extremely terrifying and chilling scene appeared before his eyes.

Countless disgusting crawling insects were densely covering his bed, which startled Qin Yu so much that he instantly fell off the bed.

"Fuck!!!"

……

Early the next morning,

Qin Yu walked listlessly along the path leading to the first five teaching buildings, yawning every now and then.

Seeing this, Lin Qingxue asked with some concern:

"What's wrong? Didn't you sleep well last night?"

"Don't even mention it, that kid almost gave me a psychological trauma last night," Qin Yu said, pointing at Zhang Xiaoming.

Lin Qingxue was taken aback upon hearing this, and a strange expression appeared on her face: "What did you two do last night?"

"Don't ask, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep after you hear it," Qin Yu waved his hand.

Seeing Qin Yu remain silent, Lin Qingxue became even more curious.

I've heard that boys' dorms often have really weird stuff going on, could it be that they... last night?

It must be said that women's imaginations are boundless.

Some extremely shocking images immediately flashed through Lin Qingxue's mind.

No, no, no, Qin Yu shouldn't be that kind of person. There's a high probability he wouldn't.

Lin Qingxue shook her head and quickly followed.

A dozen minutes later, the group entered classroom 502 of the third teaching building.

At this moment, there were already more than a dozen students sitting in the classroom. When they saw Qin Yu and his group walk in, they all turned their attention to them.

After all, these three SSS-level guaranteed admission students had left a deep impression on them at yesterday's opening ceremony.

"Qin! Yu!"

Upon seeing Qin Yu, Han Jinlong's eyes widened in fury, and his back teeth clenched so tightly they made a grinding sound.

That damned bastard transferred 200 negative credits to him yesterday, which made him faint from anger and end up in the hospital. He didn't wake up until almost midnight.

Although he wanted nothing more than to kill this bastard, he was also well aware that he was no match for Qin Yu at the moment, and rushing in recklessly would only bring him trouble.

"A gentleman takes his revenge even after ten years. You just wait!"

Han Jinlong clenched his fists, making a silent resolution in his heart.

Soon, all the students in the elite class had arrived. Then, a beautiful woman in her thirties, wearing a purple stepmother dress and with a graceful figure, walked in with a swaying gait.

She looked at Qin Yu and the other two, her eyes smiling, and said:

"Hello, three new students. I am Bai Jie, the homeroom teacher of the elite class."

Although most of the freshmen only started school yesterday, the students in the elite class who were recommended for admission had enrolled more than two months earlier, so Qin Yu and his two companions were indeed considered new students in the elite class.

"Please introduce yourselves briefly, three new students," Bai Jie said with a smile.

Then, Jiang Xiaoling, swaying her cute pigtails, was the first to walk onto the stage. A sweet smile graced her delicate, porcelain-doll-like face as she spoke in a coquettish voice:

"Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Xiaoling. I hope you'll all take good care of me in the future~~~"

The male students in the classroom were almost melted by the sight.

What an adorable little girl! I want to pet her!

"it is good!"

A thunderous round of applause erupted in the classroom.

"It seems that our Xiaoling is very gentle and lovely."

Bai Jie, who was standing to the side, also smiled and praised, "Who wouldn't love such an adorable little girl?"

"Puch!"

But at that moment, Qin Yu and Zhang Xiaoming, who were sitting in the chairs, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"What are you two laughing at?" Bai Jie looked over with some curiosity.

"There weren't any teachers, I just thought of some happy things."

Qin Yu and the other person waved their hands, trying their best to suppress the smiles on their faces.

If Jiang Xiaoling is gentle and cute, then pigs will fly.

After Jiang Xiaoling finished her introduction, Zhang Xiaoming was the second to step onto the stage, immediately attracting the attention of some female students in the classroom.

After all, Zhang Xiaoming's cute boyish appearance can easily evoke maternal feelings in some girls.

Zhang Xiaoming pushed up his glasses and smiled slightly:

"Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Xiaoming."

Wow! This boy is so cute!

"Oh my god! Look at his face, so fair and rosy, I really want to rub it."

Wow, his voice is so clean and clear!

The girls' eyes lit up as they chattered excitedly.

Afterwards, Zhang Xiaoming walked off the stage, while Qin Yu, with his head held high and a smile that he considered to be sunny and handsome, walked onto the stage.

"Hello everyone, my name is Qin Yu."

However, instead of the expected cheers and applause, there was a murmur of whispers.

"This guy may be good-looking, but he just seems kind of sleazy."

"This person doesn't seem like a good person at all."

"I heard from the bottom of the law that this kid has done a lot of illegal and criminal things and is a lawless scoundrel."

"Ah? Really fake?"

"Seriously, I've also heard that this kid murdered his father and humiliated his sister-in-law; he's a complete psychopath!"

The students below the stage looked at Qin Yu on the stage and whispered among themselves, their expressions strange.

Qin Yu:? ? ?