Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

As Qin Yu and his two companions walked out of the banquet hall, Feng Qingyang sent them a message.

"Where are you people?"

Qin Yu typed a reply:

"Teacher, we have arrived at the Tianji Hotel, but we haven't seen you yet."

"?"

Feng Qingyang was speechless: "Who told you to go to Tianji Hotel? Didn't we tell you to go to Tianji Hotel?"

"Ok??"

Qin Yu was taken aback: "What's the difference between the two?"

Feng Qingyang sighed, rubbing his forehead: "What I'm saying is, if you don't need your eyes, you can donate them to someone who does. Can't you even tell the difference between 'Ji' and 'Hime'? Did you even receive nine years of compulsory education?"

"Ah this..."

Qin Yu then suddenly realized that he had mistaken '姫' for '姬'.

Holy crap, which bastard came up with these two characters? They're obviously designed to confuse people.

After half an hour,

Qin Yu and his two companions arrived at a private room in the Tianji Hotel and finally saw Feng Qingyang.

"This must be my senior brother. I've heard so much about you."

Qin Yu saw the boy with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a simple, honest face next to Feng Qingyang and smiled as he reached out his hand.

Upon hearing this, Liu Dade's eyes lit up immediately.

"Oh? Have you heard my story?"

“No, but your face tells a story.”

Qin Yu said with a serious expression.

"Stop talking nonsense, this is your senior brother Liu Dade."

Feng Qingyang shook his head and introduced Qin Yu and the other two to Liu Dade.

"Hello, Senior Brother Dade."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu and the other two greeted him like three well-behaved children.

"Okay, okay, everything is fine."

Liu Dade nodded with a smile: "The junior students look really well-behaved."

Upon hearing this, Feng Qingyang's lips twitched involuntarily.

Are the three of them well-behaved?

Liu Dade smiled kindly and said:

"Since it's our first meeting, I don't have much to offer you. How about this: I'm currently negotiating a big deal worth 1 billion. Each of you should contribute 1 million as an investment. Once the deal is finalized, we'll split the profits 50/50."

"puff!!!"

Feng Qingyang spat out the mouthful of tea he had just drunk and, without saying a word, gave Liu Dade a sharp rap on the back of the head.

"You little rascal, you know you're about to graduate and you're planning to fleece the freshmen, aren't you?"

"Teacher, don't say such harsh things. What do you mean by 'harvesting leeks'? I'm just carrying on the tradition of our school."

"What tradition?"

"A tradition of fooling junior students."

Liu Dade said with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression.

Back when he first entered university, he was tricked out of a million yuan by a senior student. He was so angry that he couldn't eat for more than a month. He reduced his daily breakfast from ten buns to just nine!

"Stop talking nonsense and sit down to eat!"

Feng Qingyang waved his hand, then gestured for everyone to sit down and begin eating.

Because all of them possessed symptoms of social superpowers.

So in just a few words, Qin Yu and his two companions became friends with Liu Dade, Em... literally.

"Baka yarou! The bandit king is the most awesome, what is the Mizukage anyway!"

"Bullshit, you stinky junior brother! Mizukage is the number one anime in the world! Don't try to fool me, you bandit king!"

"Stop arguing, you two! In front of me, the Great Living God, you're both noobs!"

"I'll f*** you..."

Qin Yu, Zhang Xiaoming, and Liu Dade got into a fight over which anime was the best, which was a friendly interaction between fellow disciples.

"Quiet quiet!"

Feng Qingyang stepped forward and sternly rebuked:

"How old are you all? Fighting over something so trivial. What kind of behavior is this? All of you, sit down!"

"Exactly! You guys are so childish!"

Jiang Xiaoling curled her lip in disdain and said:

"Besides, if we're talking about the best anime in the world, it has to be Death Student."

Everyone:? ? ?

"Alright, alright, shut up, all of you!"

Feng Qingyang rubbed his forehead helplessly and sighed.

Originally, one Liu Dade was enough for him to handle, but now three more even more outrageous ones have appeared, which is really going to shorten his lifespan.