Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Qingxue, who is he?!"

Seeing Lin Qingxue being so intimate with this guy who looked so cheeky, Han Jinlong immediately lost his composure.

He'd been licking her boots for over two months and hadn't even touched her hand, and now she'd turned around and jumped into another guy's arms. He was totally devastated!

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingxue frowned and let out a long, helpless sigh.

Why is this annoying guy still haunting me?

To prevent Qin Yu from misunderstanding, Lin Qingxue quickly explained:

"Qin Yu, don't overthink it. I don't know him at all, but he just keeps bothering me."

Click!

Upon hearing this, Han Jinlong's heart shattered even more completely.

Han Jinlong looked at Lin Qingxue with disbelief and questioned her:

"Qingxue, how could you say that to me? Aren't we good friends?"

Lin Qingxue couldn't help but sigh and rub her forehead: "Where exactly did you get the idea that we're good friends?"

“We chat a lot on WeChat every day, doesn’t that make us good friends?”

Han Jinlong confidently pulled out his phone and opened his WeChat chat with Lin Qingxue, which was filled with dense chat messages.

Upon seeing this, Lin Qingxue's lips twitched involuntarily.

"You're the only one babbling on and on, do you see me ever replying to you?"

"Yes, of course we have them!"

Han Jinlong scrolled up the chat interface, going through about a dozen pages, and finally found a message from Lin Qingxue.

[Lin Qingxue]: Stop bothering me.

Then, Han Jinlong scrolled up a dozen more pages and found another message from Lin Qingxue.

[Lin Qingxue]: I don't eat breakfast, so don't bring me any more!

As Han Jinlong continued scrolling up the chat interface, he asked:

"Look, you reply to my messages quite a lot, how can you say you haven't replied to my messages at all?"

Looking at the chat history in front of her, Lin Qingxue fell silent.

She couldn't understand what sins she had committed in her past life to be able to encounter such an extraordinary person!

Qin Yu, who was standing to the side, couldn't help but laugh when he saw the scene before him.

Good heavens, he's really met the granddaddy of simps today.

He only glanced at the chat interface a few times, but he already saw countless extremely sycophantic words.

[Han Jinlong]: Are you there?

(Monday 10:25)

[Han Jinlong]: Waaah, why aren't you replying to me?

(Monday 10:28)

[Han Jinlong]: Hmph! You're ignoring me, huh? Fine, then I'll ignore you too. You'll regret it!

(Monday 10:31)

[Han Jinlong]: Waaaaah, goddess, I was wrong, please don't ignore me, okay? 〒_〒.

(Monday 10:35)

[Han Jinlong]: Goddess, I'm downstairs in your dorm right now. I brought you your favorite McDonald's breakfast. Can you come down and get it?

(Monday 10:38)

[Lin Qingxue]: No need, please don't bother me, thank you.

(Monday 10:38)

[Han Jinlong]: Hehe, goddess, you finally decided to reply to me. If you don't want to eat breakfast, what would you like to eat for lunch? And dinner?

(Tuesday 12:25)

[Han Jinlong]: I've had enough of your dismissive attitude towards me! I like you, but I'm not a simp! From now on, I will never send you another message.

(Wednesday 6:00)

[Han Jinlong]: Good morning, goddess! Are you up? I bought you breakfast and left it downstairs in your dorm. Remember to eat it!

……

(Friday 12:25)

[Han Jinlong]: I've actually figured it out these past two days. You can't force things. If you really don't like me, you can tell me directly. I'm tired and don't want to keep entangled with you.

[Lin Qingxue]: I don't like you.

[Han Jinlong]: I don't believe it.

……

(Sunday, 18:30)

[Han Jinlong]: Goddess, there's something I've been keeping to myself for a long time. I really like you so much. Can you be my girlfriend?

(Sunday, 18:42)

[Han Jinlong]: I'm sorry, my account was just hacked. The messages I sent you earlier were not from me.

……

Looking at those pages and pages of sycophantic quotes, Qin Yu couldn't help but burst out laughing, and patted Han Jinlong on the shoulder:

"Dude, let's go back to Gotham. Batman said he's not going to hit you anymore."

Han Jinlong was taken aback at first, then suddenly realized that the other party was calling him a clown!

"Who are you calling a clown!?"

Han Jinlong flew into a rage, pointing his finger at Qin Yu's nose and roaring:

"I want to have a one-on-one battle with you, and whoever loses has to leave Lin Qingxue forever!"

"enough!"

Lin Qingxue, who was standing to the side, couldn't stand it any longer. She looked at Han Jinlong coldly and angrily rebuked him:

"Han Jinlong, I've told you a hundred times already, please stop bothering me. Why can't you understand human language?"

Upon hearing this, Han Jinlong immediately became anxious again.

"Qingxue, I just love you. I want to give everything for you. What's wrong with that?"

"You're willing to give everything for her?"

Before Lin Qingxue could speak, Qin Yu asked first.

"That's right!"

Han Jinlong puffed out his chest, looking proud, and said:

"The moment I first saw Qingxue, I knew she was the love of my life, and I was willing to give everything for her!"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but look at Qin Yu with disdain:

"I would even give my life for the Goddess of Snow Clearing, could you?"

"I really can't."

Qin Yu shook his head: "However, since you said you're willing to give your life, and your Goddess Qingxue now wants you to die, can you just hurry up and die?"

"Hmph! Don't try to sow discord with me."

Han Jinlong snorted coldly and said, "Although Goddess Qingxue is very perfunctory and unwilling to talk to me, I believe she still has some feelings for me. I don't believe she would want me to die."

"You've misunderstood. If dying would stop bothering me, I'd actually be quite willing," Lin Qingxue said calmly.

Han Jinlong: ? ? ?

Click!

Do not! ! !

Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is blowing...

Han Jinlong trembled violently, staring in disbelief at the stunningly beautiful woman before him.

He couldn't believe that the goddess he loved would say such vicious words to him!

Qin Yu smiled and said:

"Did you hear that? Your goddess said she wants you to die, so now it's time for you to keep your promise."

"I!"

Han Jinlong clenched his fists suddenly, unsure how to refute them.

He was just joking; he couldn't actually die for Lin Qingxue.

Therefore, Han Jinlong chose to deny it outright, pointing his finger at Qin Yu's nose and angrily rebuking him:

"I don't believe it! You must have used sweet talk to deceive the goddess!"

"I challenge you to a duel, a one-on-one man-versus-man battle. Whoever loses will be forever separated from Goddess Qingxue!"