Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Seeing the three black, stained submachine guns in the hands of Qin Yu and his two companions,

Zhou Tiancheng smiled.

It was a bitter smile, tinged with helplessness and despair.

He slowly raised his hand and gave a thumbs-up:

"You three are awesome, I'm impressed!"

Zhou Tiancheng completely surrendered.

He had originally intended to deliberately lower his cultivation level to barely show off to these three kids, but now he suddenly realized...

These three little guys are complete freaks.

Intentionally lowering one's standards is like a beautiful girl going shirtless on the street—waiting to get fucked!

Immediately, Zhou Tiancheng stopped pretending and returned to his original strength.

Then, with a confident smile on his face, he beckoned to Qin Yu and the other two:

"Come on, do whatever you want, but if you even touch me, I'll consider it a loss!"

Qin Yu and the other two glanced at it, then put their stained submachine guns back into their pockets, shook their heads, and said:

"Teacher, you win, okay?"

Zhou Tiancheng: ? ? ?

Damn it, what do you mean by "I'm better"?

Are you three trying to coax a child?!

Zhou Tiancheng's mouth twitched violently.

There's a frustrating feeling of wanting to show off but having nowhere to do so.

Zhou Tiancheng sighed, then waved his hand resignedly and said:

"Never mind, that's the principle anyway. In actual combat, talent and skill level are important, but combat skills and experience are equally important."

"Now, I will officially begin the lesson for you."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu and the other two immediately became extremely attentive.

Playing is playing, and making a fuss is making a fuss.

We should listen carefully to the lectures given by the Martial Venerable Master.

"There are currently more than 300 acupoints in the human body, among which..."

Zhou Tiancheng stood in front of the three of them and began to speak eloquently.

This lecture lasted for most of the night.

It didn't end until three or four in the morning.

"Alright, that's all for today's lesson. Go back and digest it properly. When you come back for class tonight, I'll teach you the practical skills."

Zhou Tiancheng waved his hand and walked back into his cell with a somewhat tired expression.

On the other hand, Qin Yu and his two companions were extremely excited, their eyes filled with excitement.

All I can say is, he truly lives up to his title as a Martial Venerable.

Just one lesson had opened the door to a new world for them.

This gave them a completely new understanding of the structure of the human body and actual combat, and they couldn't wait to find someone to test it out on the spot.

But who should I ask to test this out...?

Qin Yu and the other two exchanged glances, and then they all saw the sinister smile in each other's eyes.

At this moment, inside the prison cell...

Zhang Jiahu lay sprawled on the bed, having a sweet dream.

In his dream, he became the supreme king.

The three Qin Yu members who had previously bullied him had become his most lowly slaves.

They have to do whatever they're told!

It's like all the suffering I endured in reality was brought back to me in my dreams.

At this moment, in my dream,

He was straddling Qin Yu, his hands gripping Jiang Xiaoling's pigtails and swaying them back and forth.

Meanwhile, Zhang Xiaoming sang humbly to the side:

"What's the name of dad's dad? Dad's dad is called grandpa..."

"Hey Hey Hey……"

But at that moment, Zhang Jiahu suddenly heard a sinister laugh.

Zhang Jiahu, who was sound asleep and having a sweet dream, frowned, then immediately opened his eyes angrily and muttered:

"Who the hell is he...?"

However, Zhang Jiahu quickly shut up before he could finish speaking.

Suddenly, Qin Yu and the other two appeared in front of his window, all looking at him with malicious smiles, making him feel uneasy.

"Third, three bosses, what... what do you want to do?"

Zhang Jiahu clutched her chest in terror, appearing so small and helpless.

Qin Yu grinned and rubbed his hands together:

"It's nothing serious, I just wanted to ask you for a favor."

"W-what help?"

"Let's use your body as an experiment to test our learning outcomes."

Zhang Jiahu: (⊙?0?6⊙)

……

Time flies, years pass by like a shuttle,

People will eventually be troubled by things they couldn't have in their youth... cough cough, sorry, I got carried away.

Anyway, the general idea is that time flies by quite quickly.

Two and a half months have passed in the blink of an eye.

"Okay, family, happy times always fly by, and it's time to say goodbye again."

As Qin Yu spoke, he turned his head away, quickly took out some eye drops and put a few drops in his eyes, then turned back again, his eyes welling up with tears, and said with a reluctant expression:

"Family members, this will be our last live-streaming sales event in prison. Thank you all for your support and love over the past two and a half months. I solemnly promise that we will bring down the prices of more brands in the future to benefit all of you!"

"Alright, one arrow pierces the clouds, and a thousand armies will come to meet us! We'll see you there!"

Qin Yu and the other two waved goodbye to the live stream camera with reluctant expressions, and then turned off the live stream.

When the live stream ended, the reluctance on Qin Yu and the other two's faces vanished instantly, replaced by a burst of ecstasy, as if they had won the lottery.

"Hahaha! We've struck it rich! We've really struck it rich!!"

In less than two and a half months, Qin Yu and his two companions amassed a staggering income of over 100 billion yuan. After deducting costs and expenses such as sharing profits with others, they still had over 25 billion yuan left in their hands.

"Old Qin, it's time to divide the money."

Zhang Xiaoming and Jiang Xiaoling looked at Qin Yu with excitement, rubbing their hands together.

"Don't worry, you'll definitely get your share."

Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand, then began to calculate.

“You two will each take 5% of the profits, which means you will each receive more than 5 billion yuan.”

Upon hearing this, Zhang Xiaoming and Jiang Xiaoling's eyes lit up immediately.

Although viewers experienced viewer fatigue towards the end of the live stream, causing their sales to plummet and fall short of their initial revenue estimates,

But the revenue of over 5 billion yuan was still enough to excite them for a long time.

"But don't rush, I still need to deduct the tuition fees for your classes with Teacher Zhou."

Qin Yu smiled slightly, then immediately began calculating with his fingers again.

"If the tuition fee is 100 million yuan per day, then two and a half months is considered 75 days, which means that 75 billion yuan in tuition fees will be paid."

Qin Yu scratched his head with an awkward smile:

"Oh dear, now that I calculate it, you two each owe me 25 billion. How about cash or card payment?"

Zhang Xiaoming & Jiang Xiaoling: ? ? ?

The smiles on their faces froze instantly; they had just remembered that there was this part to it!

Damn, so all that hard work they did for over two months...

As a result, not only did they not make a single penny, but they also lost more than two billion!

Even the Wolf of Wall Street would be impressed!