Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Young Master Qin, we can't sell anymore, or we'll really go bankrupt."

Zhang Jiahu wailed and grabbed Qin Yu's arm, crying and lamenting.

Qin Yu, however, ignored him completely, and with a resolute wave of his hand, said:

"Even if I have to go bankrupt and sell everything I own, I must do my best to benefit my family!"

"Here you go, Wild Vibrating Egg, 9.9 yuan with free shipping, send me the link!"

"No! No way! It's all over, we're going to go bankrupt, waaaaah!!"

In the free activity area of ​​the three underground prison floors, Qin Yu and his group were doing a lively live-streaming sales event, attracting the attention of almost all the prisoners who gathered around to watch the spectacle.

In a prison where entertainment options are extremely limited, Qin Yu's novel live-streaming sales are definitely a great source of amusement for them.

Some prisoners even whispered among themselves, mocking Qin Yu and his companions as clowns, saying that no one could possibly fall for such a stupid trick.

But when they learned that millions of items had sold out in an instant, their smiles froze.

Damn it!

There are really this many idiots!

A thick fog rolled in, and looking around, I realized that the clown was actually myself?

"Ring ring! Free time is over. Everyone, return to your cells immediately!"

Just then, a dignified voice rang out over the prison's loudspeaker.

Upon hearing this, all the prisoners present immediately stopped what they were doing and obediently walked towards their cells.

Qin Yu could only reluctantly wave goodbye to the viewers in the live stream:

"Dear family members, good times always fly by. Today's live-streaming sales event has come to an end. We'll continue to bring you benefits tomorrow at the same time. See you there!"

With tears in his eyes, Qin Yu spoke with utmost sincerity.

The viewers in the live stream also reluctantly left messages in the chat to say goodbye to Qin Yu.

"Waaah, it's over already? I'm so reluctant to say goodbye, streamer."

"The streamer lost at least several thousand W in this effort to benefit us. He really treats us like family. We are so touched!"

"The streamer has a really big vision. I'll buy things from your live stream every day from now on."

"..."

Amidst bursts of praise, Qin Yu quickly shut down the live stream.

It wasn't for any other reason, but mainly because the curve of his lips was almost impossible to suppress.

"Hehehe, I'm rich! I'm rich!"

Qin Yu immediately broke into a wide smile, a stark contrast to his previous reluctant expression.

This live-streaming sales event broke the record for the highest sales volume in a single live-streaming sales event, with sales exceeding 10 billion yuan!

Qin Yu roughly estimated that after deducting a series of costs and expenses and splitting the profits with others, he would still have a full 1 billion yuan in his hands!

Jiang Xiaoling and Zhang Xiaoming were also excited and thrilled.

Although they didn't earn as much as Qin Yu from this live-streaming sales event, they each still managed to earn nearly 2.5 million yuan!

This was something they had never even dared to imagine before.

At this moment, both of them even had the urge to drop out of school and become live-streaming e-commerce hosts.

That's incredibly lucrative!

"Little Fox, you did a great job this time. I'm very satisfied. Tell me, what reward do you want?"

Qin Yu patted Zhang Jiahu on the shoulder with a smile, looking very satisfied.

This kid's acting skills are quite good, which greatly helped his live-streaming sales performance.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Jiahu immediately scratched his head with a fawning smile:

"Not at all, it's all thanks to Young Master Qin's excellent training. It's my greatest honor to be able to serve Young Master Qin, how could I dare to ask for any reward?"

"Oh, okay."

Qin Yu nodded and then stopped asking questions.

Zhang Jiahu: ? ? ?

Damn it, I was just being polite, why did you take it so seriously?!

I screamed and cried my eyes out after this whole thing, and I didn't get a single reward.

Are you even human?!

Seeing Zhang Jiahu's wildly twitching lips, Qin Yu laughed and patted him on the shoulder:

"Don't be nervous, I'm just kidding you. You did so well this time, it would be human not to give you a reward."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Jiahu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and a fawning smile once again appeared on his face.

He knew it was impossible for anyone to be so shameless.

"Don't worry, after I get out of prison, I'll give you a big red envelope of 50 yuan!"

Qin Yu chuckled and patted Zhang Jiahu on the shoulder, then looked at Wang Tianba and Li Tianlong, who were lying on the ground not far away, their buttocks already torn and bleeding from the whipping. He then loudly proclaimed with a heroic air:

"Don't worry, you two will also receive a 50 yuan red envelope. After all, I, Qin Yu, am not the kind of heartless capitalist who only knows how to exploit others."

Everyone: "..."

Good grief, they made hundreds of millions and only gave us 50 yuan.

This guy is no capitalist! Calling him a feudal serf landlord is an understatement! (T?6?3T)

……

A day passed quietly, and night fell; most of the prisoners were already asleep.

Qin Yu lay in his warm little bed, took out his phone and a tissue box, and prepared to study the mysteries of derivative functions before going to sleep.

But at that moment, Warden Wang Hai suddenly walked in silently, startling Qin Yu so much that he trembled and quickly pulled up his pants.

Upon seeing this, a strange smile appeared on Wang Hai's face.

This scene feels quite familiar.

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly, but he still shook his head, trying to appear calm, and said:

"These unscrupulous merchants are really despicable. I clearly clicked on the Little Tomato Novel website, but it redirected me to this mess. What do they take me for?"

With that, Qin Yu solemnly shut down the inappropriate website for games on his phone, then casually glanced at Wang Hai, feigning surprise, and said:

"Oh! What brings you here!"

Wang Hai suppressed a smile, but didn't expose it, and said in a low voice:

"There's someone who loves Luguan Pass just like you and wants to see you. Do you want to meet them?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu decisively shook his head, yawning as he said:

"Not interested in."

"His cell had a bookshelf full of dirty books."

Qin Yu instantly perked up, standing up abruptly, his eyes gleaming with a sharp light:

"I didn't mean anything by it. I just love reading classic literature. Take me there quickly!"