Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Upon seeing a petite and adorable little girl appear on his phone screen, Wang Hai couldn't help but break into a bright smile.

"Daddy, I'm so scared to sleep alone by myself," the little girl pouted, looking aggrieved.

Upon hearing this, Wang Hai immediately comforted her with a look of heartache, "Don't be afraid, sweetie. Go find your mom and let her sleep with you."

"Mom has gone out."

"They went out!?"

Wang Hai was taken aback. It was already past midnight. What was he going out to do now?

Did Mom say what she was going out to do?

The little girl blinked her big, watery eyes and said with a cute, innocent expression:

"Mom said she was going out to get her hair done, so she told me to go to bed early. But when I saw that Mom was dressed up so beautifully, she looked like a princess going to a ball."

"!!!"

Wang Hai's heart skipped a beat, and he almost blurted out "Holy shit!" but considering that his daughter was there, he forcibly swallowed the curse that was about to come out.

Wang Hai's face turned deathly pale, and his voice trembled as he said:

"Don't be afraid, sweetie, Daddy's going home right now!"

After giving a few more instructions, Wang Hai hung up the phone and immediately called his wife, but she didn't answer.

Wang Hai's sense of unease grew stronger, as if a million alpacas were galloping over his head, making him feel uneasy.

At this moment, he finally believed Qin Yu's earlier warning to him.

The person who gets this calligraphy brush

It's true, bad luck really does plague you!

Thinking of this, Wang Hai panicked and hurriedly grabbed his calligraphy brush and rushed towards the third underground prison area.

It was late at night, and all the prisoners in the prison area were fast asleep.

Wang Hai rushed to Qin Yu's cell, opened the door, patted Qin Yu on the shoulder to wake him up, and then quickly pulled him to a secluded corner.

Qin Yu rubbed his sleepy eyes, yawned wearily, and said:

"What are you doing, waking me up in the middle of the night and dragging me here so I can't get a good night's sleep?"

"Brother, there were a lot of people outside just now. Now I'm kneeling down to you and returning this calligraphy brush to you. Please, please get rid of the bad luck on me."

Wang Hai knelt down with a thud, his face showing a look of wanting to cry but having no tears.

Qin Yu was taken aback for a moment, then quickly came to his senses and grinned, saying:

"Didn't you say you didn't believe it?"

"I believe it now, I really believe it ┬＿┬."

Tears welled up in Wang Hai's eyes, and he said with a face full of regret.

In just a few short hours, his house was practically falling apart!

If he still doesn't believe this, he's just a complete idiot.

Qin Yu, suppressing a laugh, patted Wang Hai on the shoulder and asked with some curiosity:

"Can you tell me about all the unfortunate things that have happened to you?"

"I got burned by a cigarette butt, then my office burned down, and most importantly, it seems like my wife is going to cheat on me!"

With snot and tears streaming down his face, Wang Hai clung to Qin Yu's leg and said:

"Big brother, please, take away all the bad luck on me! I can't live without this family! 〒▽〒!"

"Um... the first two seem to be due to bad luck, but the fact that your wife wants to cheat on you doesn't seem to have anything to do with bad luck."

Qin Yu patted Wang Hai on the shoulder and comforted him, "After all, you've been staying in prison for years and haven't been home. It's normal for your sister-in-law to be lonely and seek some excitement."

Wang Hai: "..."

Thank you, you know how to comfort me.

Qin Yu said with a half-smile, "How about this, it's not impossible for me to help you get rid of your bad luck, but I have one condition."

"Just tell me, as long as I can do it, I definitely will!" Wang Hai quickly patted his chest and assured him.

Qin Yu patted Wang Hai on the shoulder with a smile:

"Don't worry, it's not a difficult thing. I just need you to give me back my phone and I need to be able to access the internet."

Qin Yu's eyes gleamed, and he said excitedly:

"I'm planning to do live-streaming e-commerce from prison. Nobody's ever done this before, it's bound to be a huge hit!"

Wang Hai: ? ? ?