Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Everyone's lips twitched; they realized that Qin Yu was truly suited to be a doctor.

Goodness, just a few words have made their hearts jump around several times!

Isn't this better than a pacemaker?!

"That's great! My QQ number is 439622001557."

Upon hearing this, Chen Xiaoyu happily gave out her QQ number, and her voice changed from a rough and powerful tomboyish tone to a delicate and gentle loli voice.

Then, as if suddenly remembering something, she quickly said in a sweet, coquettish voice:

"Listen to me, I was just cosplaying a tomboy. This isn't my real personality, sob sob."

Everyone: "..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu smiled wickedly and waved his hand:

"Don't worry, I love contrast the most."

Everyone:? ? ?

……

After a while, Qin Yu and his group returned to the hotel to rest.

After washing up, Qin Yu lay down on the bed and then happily picked up his phone to chat with Chen Xiaoyu.

I have to say, Chen Xiaoyu is a really good girl to get along with.

She's actually wearing real hair in those revealing photos!

"Look, this is a picture I took in Hawaii, this is a picture I took on Yalong Bay beach, and this is a picture I took on Phuket Island. Which one do you think is better?"

Chen Xiaoyu sent three photos of herself in a bikini on the beach and typed a question.

Qin Yu first quickly saved and downloaded the three photos, then examined them carefully with a critical eye.

Ultimately, a conclusion was reached.

He needs to go to the toilet again!

Suppressing the burning desire in his heart, Qin Yu pretended to be calm and typed a reply:

"It's all okay."

"Oh, how about this one?"

Chen Xiaoyu sent a folder named "Wet Photos".

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu's pupils shrank instantly, but the next moment, the other party simply withdrew the folder.

"Oops! Wrong one! This is the one I'm referring to."

Then, Chen Xiaoyu sent another photo taken on the beach.

But Qin Yu didn't even glance at it. His mind was completely focused on the folder titled "Wet Photos," and his heart was pounding wildly.

Yes, although Chen Xiaoyu quickly deleted the folder in less than a second,

But Qin Yu had already clicked download and save the moment the folder appeared.

It's like the brain hasn't even processed what's happening before the hand has already started moving.

"You, you didn't see it, did you?" Chen Xiaoyu typed, adding a slightly shy emoji.

"What the hell? I just saw something flash by and then it disappeared. What did you send?" Qin Yu asked, feigning ignorance.

"Oh, it's good that you didn't see it, don't ask anymore."

"Oh."

Qin Yu nodded, but the smile on his lips was even harder to control than that of an AK47.

Excited heart, shaking hands,

Qin Yu took a deep breath, and with immense anticipation, slowly opened the folder.

then……

All I could see were photos of various animals taking baths.

There were sows, Homers, elephants, and chicks in overalls, but no people!

Qin Yu's smile froze instantly. The next moment, a notification window appeared, which read:

“嘻嘻，大色狼，就知道你会偷看，被骗了吧，略略略略?0?7(?2?9?0?0?0?7?5?3?0?9?0?6?2?9)。”

"Fuck you ****"

Qin Yu's lips twitched, and he suddenly looked utterly hopeless.

“Hehe, are the photos of animals taking a bath pretty?” Chen Xiaoyu suddenly typed a question at that moment.

"What animal bathing photos? What are you talking about? I don't understand." Qin Yu continued to play dumb.

"Stop pretending, I made a little program. If you open it on your end, I'll get a notification~"

"Ah this..."

Qin Yu froze for a moment, and without saying a word, clicked "Log Off".

Who would have thought that even a powerful figure like him in Jiangnan would be tricked one day?

This is like the mother of a social idiot opening the door for a social idiot; the social idiot has arrived home!

Qin Yu shook his head, intending to resolve the emotional issues of these honest men before going to sleep.

But at that moment, Lin Qingxue suddenly sent a WeChat message.