Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

The next day, the sun was shining on his bottom, and Qin Yu slowly stretched and sat up in bed.

When I picked up my phone, I saw more than a dozen missed calls, all from my grandfather.

Qin Yu dialed back:

"Hey, Grandpa, what's up?"

"You little brat, how dare you use my name to swindle people again! I'll f*** you!"

As soon as the call connected, Qin Qingshan's furious and angry curses came from the other end.

In response, Qin Yu simply picked at his ear with a calm expression and said:

"I'll share half the profits with you."

"Good grandson, your grandfather has certainly not raised you in vain!"

Qin Qingshan immediately changed his demeanor like a Sichuan opera performer, completely altering his attitude.

It vividly illustrates what it means when the upper beam is crooked, the lower beam will be crooked as well.

Qin Yu shook his head, somewhat speechless:

"Grandpa, is there anything else? If not, I'll hang up now. I'm planning to go back to sleep for a bit."

"Nonsense, of course something's wrong!" Qin Qingshan said.

"Your national third-class merit medal and reward have already been issued."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu immediately became interested:

"Grandpa, what's the reward?"

"500 Great Xia Honor Points plus the rank of Lieutenant."

Qin Yu was slightly taken aback upon hearing this: "What exactly are Great Xia Honor Points?"

"In short, you can use your points to redeem what you want at the Honor Points Exchange Center in various cities."

"Can I exchange anything?" Qin Yu asked, his eyes suddenly lighting up.

"That's pretty much it."

"How many points are needed to exchange for the position of Great Xia Inspector?"

"puff!!!"

Qin Qingshan spat out a mouthful of tea, his pupils widened to the extreme, and his face was full of disbelief.

Good heavens, what kind of outrageous thought process is this!

"That brat isn't good-looking, but he's got some wild ideas. He wants to exchange for a Great Xia Inspector? Why don't you just say you want to exchange for the Great Xia Emperor?"

"Didn't you yourself say, Grandpa, that anything could be exchanged?"

Stop talking nonsense!

Qin Qingshan waved his hand, then changed the subject, saying, "Are you free in two weeks? If so, come over to see me then."

"If so."

Qin Qingshan: ? ? ?

What does "if there is" mean?

"It means I may or may not have time, depending on what Grandpa wants me to do."

Qin Qingshan's lips twitched slightly: "What if I assign you a job?"

"I'm sorry, I don't have time."

"What if I told you that one of the people you work with is gay?"

Qin Yu waved his hand with a righteous expression:

"Grandpa, what are you saying? Do you think I'm that kind of shallow person? I don't care about any of that 'high-class' stuff. I just want to help you with your work."

Qin Qingshan chuckled.

I don't believe you for a second, you little bastard, you're really bad.

At this point, Qin Qingshan suddenly seemed to remember something, and his expression turned somewhat serious as he spoke:

"By the way, you better watch out lately."

"The Guangzhou-Shenzhen branch of the Divine Envoy Society is an extremely important one among the hundreds of branches of the Divine Envoy Society in Great Xia. Its destruction will inevitably lead the headquarters of the Divine Envoy Society to come and investigate the reasons."

"Although I have used my authority to erase your traces as much as possible, there are bound to be oversights. If they find you, they will definitely take action against you."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu immediately became somewhat nervous:

"Holy crap! What should I do? Maybe I should go to Grandpa's place to lay low for a while!"

"Don't be nervous. I'm just saying there's a possibility. Actually, the chances of them finding you are still very small. After all, your grandpa's methods are not to be underestimated."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu breathed a slight sigh of relief, but still quickly asked:

"Grandpa, aren't you going to send some expert bodyguards to protect me, or give me some awesome life-saving gadgets?"

"After all, I am the only son of our Qin family. If I die young, wouldn't our Qin family line end?"

Qin Qingshan chuckled upon hearing this and said: