Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Bridge Bean Sacks!"

Jiang Xiaoling quickly raised her hand: "Can I compensate you for your losses with money?"

"compensation?"

The middle-aged man narrowed his eyes slightly: "Can you afford to pay for it?"

"That must happen!"

Jiang Xiaoling patted her chest and assured them:

"Brothers, to be honest, I'm a student admitted to Imperial University through a special admission program. Our school is very wealthy and can definitely compensate you for your losses!"

Stop talking nonsense!

The middle-aged man's eyes widened immediately, and he snapped:

"Imperial Capital University is one of the top super universities in Great Xia. How could it possibly admit a ruthless bandit like you!"

"Big brother, really, this is my acceptance letter!"

Jiang Xiaoling took out a golden admission letter from Imperial Capital University from her spatial ring.

The middle-aged man was stunned when he saw this.

After a closer look, I realized that the little girl really wasn't lying!

"Are you really from Imperial Capital University?" The middle-aged man narrowed his eyes slightly.

"It's true! If you don't believe me, call our school to verify!"

Jiang Xiaoling spoke with absolute certainty.

"it is good!"

The middle-aged man slapped his thigh and said:

"That's what you said!"

Meanwhile, on the other side,

In a dimly lit bedroom, a young boy wearing round-framed glasses sat in a computer chair, his hands constantly typing on the keyboard.

The computer screen was currently displaying a constant stream of extremely complex-looking code.

"Xiao Ai, pour me a cappuccino."

Zhang Xiaoming spoke while intently typing on the keyboard, his eyes glued to the computer screen.

"Okay, master."

A pretty girl dressed as a maid with bunny ears on her head nodded obediently, then poured a cappuccino and carefully held it to Zhang Xiaoming's lips.

Zhang Xiaoming took a sip, then gestured with his lip and said:

Wipe your mouth.

"Okay, master."

The bunny maid nodded, then took out a handkerchief and carefully wiped the white foam that had spilled from Zhang Xiaoming's mouth.

"Xiao Ai, we're tired of the bunny maid look. Next time, let's switch to the sexy mature woman mode."

"Okay, master."

The bunny maid nodded, and then immediately took off all her clothes.

It was revealed that...

A dark, steel mechanical body.

Afterwards, Xiao Ai went into the wardrobe and changed into a sexy red cheongsam, and her voice changed from a petite loli voice to a cool and aloof mature woman voice.

However, Zhang Xiaoming frowned upon seeing this and shook his head in dissatisfaction.

"The artificial human skin on the legs must be included, otherwise it will greatly affect the appearance."

He then turned back to the computer screen and quickly tapped a few keys on the keyboard.

Finally, he pressed Enter.

Bang!

Suddenly, the words "Intrusion Successful" appeared on the computer screen!

"It's done!"

Zhang Xiaoming pushed up his glasses and a smile appeared on his lips:

"Xiao Ai, look, I've gotten you some rice, and I'll also put fake human skin on the rest of your body."

Meanwhile, at a regional branch of Daxia Bank.

"Alarm! Alarm!"

Suddenly, everyone's computer screens started flashing red.

"Holy crap! We've been hacked!"

A look of shock suddenly appeared on everyone's faces.

However, the alarm didn't last long, only three seconds, before it stopped.

Everyone was taken aback, and looked at the technical department employees to ask:

"You expelled the hackers?"

The technical staff scratched their heads awkwardly, remaining silent.

Although it appears that they expelled the hackers, the hackers actually escaped on their own...

Just then, several lines of text reappeared on everyone's computer screens, which read:

I found several bugs in your bank's internal system and fixed them all. As payment, it's not unreasonable for me to take a small cut from your vault. No need to thank me; it's just what a good citizen should do. —From an anonymous Good Samaritan

Everyone:? ? ?

The finance staff member's heart skipped a beat when they saw the line of text in front of them.

He immediately checked the balance in the bank vault, and his heart stopped for a moment.

"hiss!!!"

The finance staff gasped in shock.

At that moment, the branch manager rushed out of his office in a panic and hurriedly asked:

"What happened!"

The crowd looked at each other, exchanging bewildered glances, and silently lowered their heads.

Seeing everyone's attitude, the leader became even more anxious:

"Damn it, are you all mute? Speak up!"

However, the office remained completely silent.

"Zhang Dapao, you speak!"

The leader looked at a man with a receding hairline and questioned him in a cold voice.

The Mediterranean man's lips twitched slightly, and he awkwardly looked up, chuckling sheepishly as he said:

"Boss, I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"

"Stop talking nonsense, get to the point!" the leader frowned and snapped.

"Well, the good news is that we successfully kicked the hacker out in just three seconds."

"What about the bad news?"

"The bad news is that the hackers stole a small amount of money from our bank vault before they left."

lead:? ? ?