Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Inside the two-story villa

At this moment, a boy is sending a voice message to the girl he has a crush on.

"Hey Fang, the Water Pirate King movie is out! Shall we go see it together tonight? I heard it's really good!"

Within seconds, the girl replied with a message.

Upon seeing this, Li Xiaojun's eyes lit up.

In the past, the goddess would reply to him several hours later, but today she replied instantly!

Could it be that she was moved by his persistent sincerity?

With great anticipation, Li Xiaojun clicked on the voice message, and heard a clear, cold female voice.

"No, I'm going on a date with my boyfriend tonight. Oh, and could you transfer me 500? My boyfriend doesn't have enough money for a hotel room tonight."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaojun felt as if he had fallen into an icy abyss, and his face was filled with dejection.

But he quickly regained his composure and then cautiously asked:

"Xiaofang, didn't you break up with your boyfriend?"

"Yeah, this is my new boyfriend I found on the Tomato Chat dating app. He's 1.85 meters tall, has eight-pack abs, looks like Daniel Wu, and speaks nicely. He's way better than you, you blockhead."

"Oh."

Li Xiaojun immediately lowered his head, sighed, but still spoke with a glimmer of hope in his eyes:

"Xiaofang, after you break up with him, can you give me a chance next time and let me be your boyfriend?"

"Of course not!" the girl replied firmly.

"You silly boy are different from other men, you're very important to me."

"I plan to wait until I've had 99 boyfriends, and then when I'm looking for my 100th boyfriend—a very memorable time—I'll ask you to be my boyfriend."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaojun's previously dim eyes immediately lit up.

OMG!

The goddess actually said that she was different from other men, and was even willing to give him the commemorative title of her 100th boyfriend!

He knew the goddess liked him.

His efforts for her over the years have certainly not been in vain!

At that moment, the girl said again:

"Ugh, so are you going to transfer the money to me or not?"

"Turn around, you absolutely have to turn around!"

Li Xiaojun nodded excitedly.

Without saying a word, he immediately added another 500 and transferred a full 1,000 yuan to the other party!

But to everyone's surprise, after receiving the red envelope, the girl questioned it with some dissatisfaction:

"Li Xiaojun, what do you mean?"

"I only asked you to transfer 500 to me, why are you transferring 1000?"

Do you think I, Zhang Xiaofang, am the kind of girl who's obsessed with money?

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaojun was taken aback, then quickly and anxiously shook his head, saying:

"Xiao Fang, that's not what I meant."

"Hmph! I don't care, I'm angry now!"

Li Xiaojun replied somewhat helplessly, "Then, what should we do?"

"I'm punishing you by making you transfer 1314 yuan to me. This is your compensation to me!"

"well!"

Without hesitation, Li Xiaojun nodded in agreement, then immediately transferred another 1314 yuan to the other party as a red envelope, and asked in a low voice with a fawning expression:

"Xiaofang, are you a little calmer now?"

"Hmph! I'll reluctantly forgive you."

"Then, can you wear the lipstick I gave you tonight?" Li Xiaojun pleaded.

"What do you want to do?"

"That way, when you kiss your boyfriend, I can feel a sense of participation."

"I really can't do anything with you, fine, fine."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaojun couldn't help but break into a bright smile once again.

The fact that the goddess agreed to his request was a tremendous encouragement to him.

The bodyguard next to him shook his head and sighed as he watched Li Xiaojun sitting on the sofa, grinning foolishly while holding his phone.

Like father, like son.

How could Director Li, a tough and resolute man, have such a cowardly and sycophantic son?

If this kid were his son, he would have broken both of the good-for-nothing's legs long ago.