Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

So everyone took out fifty silver dollars and bought an umbrella from Qin Yu.

Qin Yu quickly sold out all one hundred umbrellas, easily earning five thousand silver dollars.

"What the hell!?"

Seeing the scene before him, the uncle's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets, and he stood there dumbfounded.

If he had sold it a few minutes later, all five thousand yuan would have been his!

In the end, it all came to nothing but benefiting others!

Damn it!

The man's composure crumbled instantly, and he completely broke down.

Watching this kid make money is even more painful than seeing him lose money!!!

Looking at the thick wad of banknotes in his hand, Qin Yu's face lit up with joy.

In just a few minutes, I easily made a net profit of 4,500 yuan, all thanks to that lapdog.

If I run into that pug again, I'll have to buy him a couple of big bone sticks as a reward.

Qin Yu thought to himself, then put the five thousand silver dollars back into his pocket and walked into the subway station.

At that moment, Qin Yu's expression suddenly changed, and he felt a sharp pain in his stomach.

"Damn it! I completely forgot!"

Qin Yu quickly grabbed the wall beside him, his face showing extreme pain.

Passersby were startled by what they saw, and some asked with concern:

"Brother, what's wrong? Are you okay?"

Something's wrong!

Qin Yu spoke in a hoarse voice:

"I forgot to poop before I left home today!"

Everyone:? ? ?

A burly man's lips twitched slightly as he kindly offered a reminder:

"Hey bro, there's a toilet over there."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's eyes lit up immediately, as if he had grasped a lifeline:

"Brother, I can't thank you enough!"

Before he could finish speaking, Qin Yu shot out of the subway station restroom like an arrow and rushed into a squat toilet stall.

Pull down your pants, stick your butt out, and then release the valve!

Pfft—Pfft!!

The entire set of movements was fluid and natural, incredibly smooth.

"Ah, Kimoji~~~"

Qin Yu immediately felt relieved, as if he had finally come back to life.

Then, Qin Yu took out his phone, ready to browse Douyin (TikTok).

However, at that moment, a series of murmurs came from the cubicle next to them.

Qin Yu released his divine sense and saw a little boy standing on the squat toilet in the cubicle next to him, gesturing wildly and performing something.

The little boy first hunched over, looking ahead with reverence, and asked:

"General, where do you intend to go?"

The little boy then put his hands behind his back, adopting a resolute stance of "I will go even if there are thousands of people against me," and said coldly:

"Conquer the demon realm, slay the demon king!"

The little boy hunched over again, his face filled with worry, and said:

"What if I never come back?"

The little boy straightened up again, his eyes sharp.

"Then he left and never returned."

Qin Yu: "..."

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly, and he shook his head with amusement.

Good grief, he thought something was wrong, turns out it was just a teenager having a fit of teenage angst.

However, this is normal.

After all, boys at this age are just starting to experience the "chuunibyou" (adolescent delusions of grandeur) phase.

He remembered how he used to daydream and drift off in class when he was a child.

I often fantasize in my head about a huge group of terrifying monsters suddenly descending upon the school.

At that moment, he, who was usually inconspicuous at school, slowly stepped forward and killed thousands of monsters with a single sword, which shocked the whole class and made the class beauty fall in love with him!

Qin Yu shook his head with a sigh, not really caring.

However, at that moment, a male voice suddenly shouted curses from the next cubicle.

Qin Yu was taken aback when he heard this. He casually probed with his divine sense and saw a man squatting in the toilet while looking at the messages on his phone and cursing.

"Damn it, we have to work overtime on the weekend. I really want to shoot all these bastards to death with a machine gun."

The message that appeared on my phone was...

"@Everyone, the High Priest has given the order: everyone assemble at 8 PM tonight to prepare for an assassination operation. Please reply upon receipt."

Although the man was verbally swearing, he still typed a reply in the group chat, seemingly contradicting himself:

"Roger that!"

At the same time, Qin Yu's expression suddenly changed, showing surprise.

Priest, assassination mission...

It was quite obvious who this guy was.

They are members of the Divine Messenger Society!

Thinking of this, a cold glint suddenly flashed in Qin Yu's eyes, and his gaze immediately became quite interested.

I never expected to run into these rats from the Divine Messenger Society just by going to the toilet.

At that moment, options appeared before Qin Yu's eyes.

Option 1: Ignore it and take no action. Completion Reward: A small amount of Spirit Power.

[Option 2: Report to the Night Patrol and let the Night Patrol officers handle it. Reward: A large amount of Spirit Power]

Option 3: Impersonate a member of the Divine Envoy Council, infiltrate tonight's assassination operation, and seize the opportunity to capture them all. Reward for completion: Healing Strength +20%

Qin Yu originally intended to call the Night Patrol Division directly to report the incident and have them handle it, but upon seeing the option that suddenly appeared before him, he immediately changed his mind.

After all, a +20% increase in healing power from the talent is still quite appealing.

Anyway, with his current strength, as long as the Martial King doesn't make a move, he should be able to escape unscathed.

With that thought in mind, Qin Yu immediately pulled up his pants, walked out of the toilet stall, and stood quietly in front of the stall where the man was, waiting for him to come out.

At the same time, Qin Yu's divine sense was constantly monitoring the man's actions inside the cubicle.

Two minutes later, the man finished defecating, wiped his buttocks, and stood up.

Seeing this, Qin Yu slowly clenched his fist, preparing to deliver a punch to the boy the moment he opened the door.

However, unexpectedly, after standing up, the guy didn't pull up his pants. Instead, he turned on his phone and started watching porn.

"???"

Qin Yu was completely dumbfounded.

He never expected that this guy would actually ask for a massage after he finished pooping!

That's absolutely outrageous!!!

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PS: Husky: Ouch, ouch, ouch!!! You dog, you have no sportsmanship!!