Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Qin Yu put down his phone and played Glory of Kings for a while, then suffered another five-game losing streak.

"This game is trash, it ruined my youth, I'm uninstalling it!"

Qin Yu, grumbling and cursing, uninstalled the Happy Match game that was placed next to the Glory Alliance.

After all, the Honor Alliance app is over 10 gigabytes in size, and it's quite troublesome to uninstall and reinstall it every time. So, I can only vent my frustration by playing Candy Crush.

"Sigh, I'm a bit bored. How about we get together with Da Mao and Xiao Ke? It's been a long time since we've seen each other."

Thinking of this, Qin Yu immediately called Da Mao.

"Hey, Da Mao, what are you doing? Why don't you call Xiao Ke out so the three of us can have a proper get-together?"

"Let's get together, we're on our way to school."

"My treat."

"Okay, foster father!"

Half a minute later, Liu Damao called again, saying with some helplessness:

"No, Old Li won't let us leave."

"Oh?" Qin Yu raised an eyebrow slightly.

“Then tell him that if he doesn’t let you leave, then I’ll go to the school.”

Liu Damao put down his phone and looked at Li Zhengjun:

"Teacher Li, Qin Yu said that if you don't let us leave, he will come over."

Upon hearing this, everyone in the special training class who were in training suddenly shuddered and looked terrified.

Nima! ?

They'd only had a few days of peace, and the Great Demon King was already coming back!?

Li Zhengjun's lips twitched slightly, and he quickly waved his hand, saying:

"There's no need for that. I've granted you both leave!"

"ojbk!"

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke exchanged a smile.

Although Qin Yu is gone, his intimidating influence remains.

Half an hour later, the three met at a mala tang (spicy hot pot) restaurant.

"Where's Xiaoxue'er? Didn't you call her?"

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke asked with curiosity.

“I called her, but she said she’ll be in seclusion for cultivation these days,” Qin Yu said.

"Wow, so diligent!"

Upon hearing this, both Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke couldn't help but secretly gasp in astonishment.

They've already been admitted to Imperial University through special admissions, yet they're still studying so hard.

And what about them.

The college entrance exam is just around the corner!

They actually skipped class to eat spicy hot pot here?!

What a sin!

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke both shook their heads, and then, filled with immense guilt, began to eat the spicy hot pot in large mouthfuls.

"Old Qin, what have you been doing these days?"

As Liu Damao happily slurped up the beef tendon noodles covered in sesame paste and broth, he asked a question.

"Don't even mention it, I've been so bored these past few days."

Qin Yu waved his hand and said, "I'm so bored now that I can watch an entire short film without fast-forwarding."

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke's pupils widened in surprise.

Being able to watch a short film in its entirety without fast-forwarding.

This is something that would be extremely difficult to do unless you were incredibly bored!

After all, they always turn it off immediately after they finish and pull up their pants.

"So you're just going to spend your holiday being this boring?" Liu Damao asked.

"Not at all. I just finished discussing a collaboration with Youwu Media today, and I'm planning to go to their company tomorrow to start doing live-streaming e-commerce."

"Wu Media!?"

Upon hearing this, both Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke looked puzzled.

What kind of company is this?

Qin Yu began to explain, "You know Journey to the West, right?"

"I know."

"Yes, Journey to the West has absolutely nothing to do with this company."

Liu Damao & Li Xiaoke: "..."

Good grief, what are you doing here?

"Stop that bullshit."

Qin Yu smiled and shook his head, then took out fifty experience cards that tripled cultivation speed from his pocket and handed them to the two of them.

"What the hell is this?"

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke took the card and couldn't help but ask with some curiosity.

"It's hard to go into too much detail, but just think of it as something that can make your cultivation speed three times faster, and each card can last for an hour."

"Cultivation speed increased three times!?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke's pupils constricted sharply, their faces filled with shock.

No wonder Qin Yu's cultivation speed is so fast, he really did spend money on in-game purchases!

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke were both a little envious.

In their view, this must be a good thing that Qin Yu's grandfather, the inspector, got for him.

However, as much as I envy them,

But Liu and his companion shook their heads simultaneously and returned the cards to the other party.

Although the three of them usually joke around and act without any seriousness, they are still clear-headed when it comes to important matters.

Although they had never heard of such a thing before, judging from its effects alone, it must be a priceless treasure, and they certainly wouldn't take it for free.

"Qin Yu, we appreciate your kindness, but this thing is too valuable. We can't take it. You should keep it for yourself."

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke spoke solemnly, but they were also somewhat moved.

In any case, the fact that Qin Yu still cares about them is already a great relief to them.

"Hey, this stuff is just like cabbage, it's not worth much, you can take it."

Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand.

"Don't lie to us, we really can't accept this."

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke shook their heads, clearly not believing it at all.

They're not three-year-olds, how could something like this be cheap!

Seeing the disbelief on their faces, Qin Yu helplessly took out several hundred more triple cultivation cards from his spatial ring.

"I've already told you guys, this thing is just like cabbage to me right now."

Qin Yu spread his hands and shrugged.

"???"

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke were dumbfounded.

Damn, this kid has hundreds of these amazing treasures!?

How much money did they spend on in-game purchases?!

"hiss!!!"

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke both gasped in shock.

This kid's wealth is terrifyingly immense!

"So, you can just take it."

Qin Yu smiled and said, "If it really doesn't work, you can just write me an IOU and pay me back later."

After thinking it over, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke finally nodded and decided to give Qin Yu an IOU and then accept the experience cards that tripled their cultivation speed.

After all, these experience cards that triple cultivation speed were indeed very useful to the two of them.

"Old Qin, I won't say anything more. We're brothers, it's in my heart!"

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke patted Qin Yu on the shoulder with touching expressions.

Liu Damao even made a bold statement:

"Old Qin, from now on, your business is my business, and your wife is my wife!"

"Um!?"

"Pah! I mean, your wife is my sister-in-law!"

"Fuck off!"

Qin Yu chuckled and kicked Liu Damao's butt.

At that moment, options appeared before his eyes.

Option 1: As the old saying goes, "A friend's wife must be taken advantage of." It is our inescapable responsibility to carry on the spirit of Cao Cao! Tell the two of them, "If you want to repay me, then let me have some fun with your future wives." Reward: Obtain the title 'Spirit of Cao Cao,' and your friend's wife's favorability towards you will naturally increase by 100%.

Option Two: Take the two of them and cause a big stir in Jiangnan City. Completion Reward: Level Up by One Stage.

Looking at the options before him, Qin Yu was slightly taken aback, then a strange smile crept onto his lips as he spoke:

"Brothers, before I leave, I want to pull off something big."

……

P.S.: It's getting hot, so I'll treat you to a big, ice-cold watermelon!