Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Watching this grandfather and grandson sing in unison, with their sarcastic and sarcastic tone,

Qin Dashan and Qin Hao on the other end of the phone were so angry that their faces turned ashen, and they completely lost their composure.

"Ding! [Qin Dashan] has logged off."

"Ding! [Qin Hao] has logged off."

Seeing the two of them get so angry that they went offline, Qin Qingshan and Qin Yu couldn't help but grin with satisfaction.

Damn it, they still dare to act tough in front of them.

It's like showing off your axe in front of Lu Ban, wielding your sword in front of Guan Yu, and using your needle in front of Da Moo Zi!

Qin Yu closed the WeChat group with a smile, and couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

No wonder so many people love watching Dragon King God of War.

I have to say, it feels really good to be slapped in the face and show off like that!

Qin Yu grinned and shook his head, then sat down in his computer chair, opened Weibo, and prepared to help a few honest men with their relationship problems.

Now, he has solved emotional problems for more than 500 honest people, and has completed more than half of his task of playing the role of an emotional master.

It can be said that this role-playing task is the one he has spent the longest time on so far.

I wonder what reward he'll get when he completes the role-playing task?

Hopefully it'll be some kind of frivolous reward, hehehe...

Qin Yu secretly fantasized in his heart, and then opened the first private message.

[Where is the Clown]: "Master, I would like to consult you about a relationship problem."

[Yu Sang]: "Ask."

Where is the clown?

"Here's what happened. My girlfriend secretly went out to have dinner with one of her male classmates while I was sleeping. They didn't come home until after 2 a.m."

"Later I found out and questioned her about why she didn't tell me. She said she was afraid I wouldn't agree and that I would worry, so she didn't tell me."

"And she assured me that she really just had a meal with her classmate and didn't do anything else."

"Master, should I believe her?"

[Yu Sang]: "One word: Break up!"

[Where is the Clown?]: "But Master, my girlfriend is really good to me. Every time it's May 520th, she will give me a rose."

[Yu Sang]: "What did you give her for 520?"

[The Joker in the background]: "I usually give her some luxury handbags, like Gucci or Chanel."

[Yu Sang]: "So, every time it's May 520th, you give your girlfriend a designer bag worth tens of thousands of yuan, and then your girlfriend only gives you a small rose that costs 9.9 yuan with free shipping?"

[The clown is in the back]:

"Master, how can you say that? There's an old saying that goes, 'A gift of a goose feather from a thousand miles away is a small gift but carries great meaning.' Do you know how many men in this world will never receive flowers from their girlfriends in their entire lives?"

"Anyway, I believe that my girlfriend is so good to me, she would never betray me. That night, she definitely didn't do anything with her male classmate. I choose to believe her!"

Qin Yu's lips twitched involuntarily.

Goodness, you really live up to your online name!

[Yu Sang]: "Well, since you've said that, I won't say anything more. I'll just give you one last picture, and I hope you can understand it."

"Ding! [Qin Yu] sent a picture."

Where is the clown?: "???"

Qin Yu shook his head and closed the private message.

He'd done everything he could. If the kid still hadn't figured it out after all that, then all he could say was...

Respect and blessings.

Then he opened the second private message.

【Boiling Sheep Two-Faced Turtle】:

"Hello Master, my girlfriend is a big fan of celebrities. Recently, one of her favorite stars held a concert, and she started planning to wear a wedding dress to the concert to fulfill her promise to her idol."

"But I think wedding dresses are very sacred and can only be worn on the occasion of marriage, so I don't want her to wear a wedding dress to the wedding."

"But she argued that the Qing Dynasty has been gone for over a thousand years, and now it's an era of freedom of dress. No one says that you have to wear a wedding dress on your wedding day. She wanted to marry her youth and have no regrets. Then she refused to listen to my advice and went ahead with it."

"So, I'm very angry right now, and I'd like to ask you, in this matter, who is right and who is wrong between us?"

[Yusang]:

"There's no right or wrong answer; everyone has different ideas, so you can't generalize."

"For example, if your girlfriend really thinks that a wedding dress is just an ordinary piece of clothing without any special meaning, then it's simple. When you marry her, you don't need to buy her a wedding dress. Just let her wear an ordinary dress to the wedding."

"If she can accept this, it means that she is indeed consistent in word and deed, and then she did nothing wrong this time."

"On the other hand, if you disagree, do I need to elaborate on your girlfriend's background?"

[Boiling Sheep Two-Faced Turtle]: "Oh~~~ Master, I understand~~~"

……

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PS:

Doflamingo Tom: "Why? I'm just trying to crush an ant, why are you stopping me?"

Monkey D. Jerry: "Get lost!"

Boom! ! !