Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Wow, the captain of Jiangnan No.1 High School is pretty handsome..."

"Yeah, he looks so manly!"

Immediately afterwards, Wang Hao nervously picked up the microphone, his voice stammering.

"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Hao."

Then, Qiuya said in a low voice, somewhat nervously:

"Hello everyone, my name is Qiuya."

The host smiled and said, "It seems these two students are a little nervous right now. Hopefully, they can adjust their mindset as soon as possible."

"Okay, please have the last two introduce themselves."

The host looked at Qin Yu and Liu Damao at the end, signaling them to introduce themselves.

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu and Liu Damao exchanged a glance, nodded, and then crossed their arms, grinning strangely.

"Since you have asked so sincerely, we will mercifully answer you!"

Qin Yu immediately stepped forward and shouted, "To prevent the world from being destroyed!"

Liu Damao quickly stepped forward: "To safeguard world peace!"

Then, the two shouted in unison: "Embrace love and the evil of truth!"

"I am the lovely and charming Qin Yu!"

"I am Liu Damao, a strong and intelligent man!"

Qin Yu and Liu Damao stood back to back with their arms crossed, their mouths curled up in a dragon king-like smile.

The entire audience: "..."

silence.

The entire venue fell silent instantly.

In the audience, Li Zhengjun watched this scene unfold, his face turning green with anger, so embarrassed he wished he could disappear into a hole in the ground.

Shame on you!

How embarrassing!!!

How dare those two idiots!?

In the VIP section, a group of elites and bigwigs from all walks of life were looking at the two people on the stage with strange expressions.

Why did Jiangnan No.1 Middle School send two idiots?

Then, a dignified-looking middle-aged man sitting in the very center of the VIP section burst into laughter and looked at Lin Qingxue sitting to his side:

"Xiaoxue, are these the two clowns you were talking about? They're really funny, hahaha."

Lin Qingxue, standing to the side, couldn't help but cover her face and sigh, so embarrassed that she almost dug a three-bedroom apartment out of the ground with her toes.

For someone with social anxiety like her, it was simply unimaginable how these two could do something so incredibly socially awkward under the gaze of so many people.

The entire venue was silent for about ten seconds, then some people burst into laughter, and everyone in the venue joined in.

"Hahahaha, holy crap! I'm dying of laughter, are these two clowns hired by the monkeys?"

"My goodness! I never imagined that Jiangnan No.1 High School would produce two such talented individuals!"

"Does anyone know anything about these two?"

“I know that my sister attends Jiangnan No.1 Middle School. The two of them are known as the ‘Sleeping Dragon and Phoenix Chick’ of Jiangnan No.1 Middle School.”

"The Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix? Hahaha, absolutely right!"

"..."

The atmosphere inside the venue was completely ignited by Qin Yu and Liu Damao.

The host stood on the stage, looking completely bewildered.

In his more than 20 years as a host, he had never experienced anything so outrageous.

These two aren't from Earth, they must be from the M78 Nebula.

The host's lips twitched slightly, and he quickly came to his senses, giving an awkward smile.

"Hehe, these two students are quite humorous, hehehe."

"Alright, let's give another round of applause to the Jiangnan No.1 Middle School team!"

As soon as he finished speaking, almost all the audience members applauded enthusiastically, and the cheers and applause were several times louder than when they entered the venue.

Many people at the scene became fans of Qin Yu and Liu Damao because of their incredibly funny self-introductions.

"Brother Yu is awesome! Brother Mao is awesome!"

After the entrance ceremony, Qin Yu and his entourage were guided by staff to their designated seats.

Following closely behind, graduates from Jiangnan No. 2 Middle School, Jiangnan No. 5 Middle School, Jiangnan No. 7 Middle School, and other high schools also graduated one after another...