Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Urumqi!?"

The black dog could hardly believe its ears:

"You mean Urumqi, located at the westernmost tip of the Great Xia Dynasty!?"

“Yes, that’s it.” Scarface nodded with a smirk.

"What kind of good news is this?!"

The black dog roared, its eyes wide with fury.

“Lord Black Dog, I meant good news. According to the law of double negatives making a positive, good news actually means bad news,” Scarface explained considerately.

黑犬：(?6?5?2?6?2?6)

"So why the hell didn't you just say it was bad news?"

"Hehe, I just wanted to make it easier for you to accept," Scarface said with a sheepish grin, scratching his head.

"Heh." The black dog laughed in fury.

So, I should thank you?

Scarface smiled and waved his hand, saying, "No need, no need, this is what we subordinates should do."

"Fuck you, you bitch!"

The black dog was practically fuming with rage.

When I was in Bozi, they told me that kid was in Harbin.

When I got to Harbin, they told me that kid went to Urumqi!?

This guy is making a fool of me!

The black dog was so angry that his chest heaved violently, and he felt like his heart was about to explode.

"Don't get angry, don't get angry, it's not worth getting angry at an idiot..."

The black dog kept chanting to itself, gradually calming its murderous rage.

He knew that cursing these idiots wouldn't help at this point; the important thing was to complete the mission.

Thinking of this, he took a deep breath and said in an icy voice:

"So this time you're sure the kid is in Urumqi, right?"

Scarface nodded:

"Sure and certain!"

"Fine, I'll give you one last chance. Book me a ticket to Urumqi right now, and this time, make sure it's a supersonic, first-class ticket!"

"Okay, okay."

Scarface nodded hastily.

After hanging up the phone, the black dog angrily put on his clothes and strode away.

The moment he pushed open the door and left, Fang Guolong, who had been secretly observing from the side, hurriedly got up from the massage bed and followed him.

At the same time, the voice of the superior came through the earpiece again.

"How is the situation now?"

Fang Guolong said with a strange expression:

"This guy got a massage in the massage parlor for more than three hours, and now he's getting ready to head to the airport to go to Urumqi."

"To Urumqi?"

The man on the other end of the headset was also stunned by what he heard, completely bewildered.

What the hell is going on with all this changing from Bozhou to Harbin, then to Urumqi, and then to Urumqi?

"Should we continue tracking, or close the net here?"

Fang Guolong asked in a low voice.

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the headset, then someone spoke:

"Continue to monitor."

"Yes!"

……

This time, the black dog successfully boarded a supersonic commercial airliner, and in first class no less.

But his face had turned even darker at that moment.

Because these idiots didn't buy him a direct flight, they bought him a damn connecting flight!

He has to depart from Harbin first, land at Gaojiazhuang Airport, and then stay there for almost a whole day before he can fly to Urumqi!

In less than two days, Black Dog had lost count of how many times he had been so angry that his liver ached.

It's not the god-like opponents I'm afraid of, it's the teammates who are dumber than pigs!

Filled with anger, the flight carrying the black dog took off in the evening.

Meanwhile, far away in Urumqi, Qin Yu and his two companions were enjoying music in a brothel, savoring the alluring charm of the Western Region beauties.

Of course, they all came secretly behind Lin Qingxue's back, using the same excuse: they were out for a night run.

At this moment, Qin Yu and his two companions were comfortably lounging on luxurious sofas, each holding a can of beer in their left hand and a large skewer of barbecue in their right.

Several graceful and pretty young women were massaging their legs and shoulders, while the antique-style hall was filled with the occasional strains of music from the Western Regions.

It was truly a joyful time.

All I can say is that the little bit of money they finally earned was spent wisely by the three of them.

"Ah~~"

Qin Yu opened his mouth slightly, and a pretty young girl beside him picked up a crystal-clear grape from the fruit plate and fed it to him.

"I think the four great joys of ancient times need to be changed."

Qin Yu smiled broadly and shook his head.

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke looked over with curious expressions:

"You mean, like rain after a long drought, meeting an old friend in a foreign land, the wedding night, or passing the imperial examination?"

"Correct."

Qin Yu smiled and nodded, then shook his head and pondered for a moment before saying:

"I think it should be changed to: 'A long-awaited barbecue, an old friend from the Western Regions, a beautiful girl by my side, and grapes in my mouth!'"

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke couldn't help but chuckle and gave a thumbs up:

"High, really high!"

The girls beside her smiled and praised her:

"Wow, brother, you have such a great writing style, I love it!"

"Hey, it's nothing."

Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand, then opened his mouth again.

"Ahhhhhh, holy crap, what's that so cold!?"

Qin Yu shivered instantly, feeling a chill on his neck. Looking down, he saw an incredibly sharp ice sword!

"Gulu."

Qin Yu subconsciously swallowed, then slowly turned around to look at the stunningly beautiful girl behind him with an icy expression, and said with an awkward smile:

"Little Xue'er, good evening."

Lin Qingxue smiled and asked in return:

"Didn't you say you were going for a night run? Why are you here now?"

Qin Yu instantly broke out in a cold sweat, scratched his head, and said:

"Because, um... well... would you believe me if I said this is what a gym is like?"

"hehe."

Lin Qingxue chuckled, then a sharp, cold glint flashed in her eyes.

"Look at the sword!"

"Ah, yamete!!"

……

The night passed quietly, and a new day arrived.

Qin Yu and the other two helped each other get out of bed, wincing in pain.

"Hiss! Little Xue'er went way too far."

"How could three grown men, each eight feet tall, be beaten into this state by a little woman? What kind of nonsense is this!"

"A true man is born between heaven and earth; how can he remain subservient to others for long? Let's fight her!"

Qin Yu and his two companions waved their hands, their faces filled with fervor and excitement.

Just then, Lin Qingxue pushed open the door and walked in, scolding:

"What are you dawdling for? Hurry up and get out, or you'll miss your flight."

"Okay, sure."

Qin Yu and his two companions nodded obsequiously, then followed closely behind Lin Qingxue like three little shadows, heading straight for the airport.

And their next stop

It is the southernmost part of the Great Xia Dynasty, in the tropical rainforest of Xishuangbanna!

Two hours later,

The plane carrying Qin Yu and his group, bound for Nagban Xishuangbanna, slowly took off.

at the same time,

A plane from Harbin slowly landed...

……

P.S.: My dear family, tell Batman that the Joker has been found! 〒_〒