Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

I, a little mouse, finally managed to crawl out of the sewer, why are you doing this to me? 〒_〒

"So, have you figured out why the red dot disappeared?"

The team leader in charge walked over at that moment and questioned him in a cold voice.

The team members all shook their heads, looking like they were about to cry.

"Captain, we've tried everything, but we still can't figure it out."

"waste!"

The team leader in charge was furious and lashed out at them with a big slap!

"You bunch of useless trash, what's the point of keeping you around? You might as well go home and raise pigs!"

"Fuck you ****"

The team leader in charge hurled profanities and launched into a tirade against the maternal relatives of several team members.

Just then, the deputy minister, who was not far away, beckoned him over.

"Hey, that's good."

The team leader's expression and attitude immediately changed, and he hurriedly ran over with a fawning look on his face.

The deputy minister, with a cold expression, questioned:

"Have you found out the truth?"

The team leader in charge shook his head with a bitter expression and said:

"Vice Minister, give us a little more time, and we guarantee we can find out."

"Siba!"

The deputy minister, his face contorted with rage, slapped the person in charge across the face repeatedly.

"Damn it, what's the point of keeping you around! You're not even as good as a glutton!"

"Yes, yes, you are right."

The team leader in charge lowered his head with a humble expression.

"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!"

The deputy minister was swearing, when just then, the minister nearby beckoned him over.

The deputy minister's expression and attitude changed instantly, and he hurriedly ran over with a fawning look on his face.

"Minister, are you looking for me?"

Snapped!

Without saying a word, the minister slapped him hard across the face.

Deputy Minister: ? ? ?

"Minister, Minister, you didn't even ask me if I had investigated properly before you just gave me this big order?"

The minister snorted coldly and said:

"With your intelligence, you definitely wouldn't be able to figure it out, so I took care of this big mess beforehand. What, is there a problem?"

"Ah this..."

The deputy minister immediately stayed in Bengbu.

Although it's incredibly frustrating, I have to admit, there's absolutely no problem with it.

Just then, Scarface beckoned the minister over.

The minister's expression changed instantly, and he ran over with a fawning look. Without saying a word, he knelt down with a thud and began slapping himself repeatedly across the face, the sound of the slaps echoing loudly, blood flowing freely.

"Boss, I'm sorry, it's my fault for being useless and failing to find out!"

Scarface: “…”

Good grief, so you actually predicted my prediction.

The problem is, even if you predicted it, it wouldn't work.

Even if I don't beat you up, someone else will!

Thinking of this, Scarface didn't say another word and continued to beat the minister mercilessly.

minister:???

Damn it, so you beat me up and then beat me up too?

Then I just hit myself for nothing...

This time, their cleverness backfired.

Just as Scarface was giving the minister a good beating, Black Dog called Scarface over.

"Three hours have passed now, have you found out the truth?"

The black dog said with a cold expression.

Stared at by the black dog's unfathomable pupils, Scarface shivered all over.

Especially when he saw the two-headed black dog beside him staring intently at him, licking its lips and drooling, cold sweat poured down his body.

He knew that begging for mercy at this point would be pointless!

Scarface's brain was running at full speed, his brain racing to find a way to break the deadlock. And sure enough, he actually came up with a solution that was hardly a solution.

He scratched his head with an embarrassed smile and said:

"Lord Black Dog, please don't be in a hurry. There's still one minute left before the time you agreed upon with me."

Upon hearing this, the black dog glanced down at the watch on its wrist and was taken aback.

Believe it or not, it really was a full minute off.

Upon seeing this, he couldn't help but laugh in exasperation.

"Fine, so you're going to play dumb with me, huh?"

The black dog's eyes grew even more sinister as it said:

"I didn't originally intend to actually feed you to the dogs, but now you're spouting this disgusting stuff at me, huh?"

"Fine! I'll give you one more minute. If the red dot hasn't appeared by then, you can really expect to be fed to my dog!"

Upon hearing this, Scarface turned deathly pale, filled with regret, and wished he could slap himself twice across the face.

Damn it, why did you have to be so foul-mouthed!

That's bad, he might not have died originally.

Now they're going to die a horrible death!

As he watched the hands of the clock tick by, Scarface's heart pounded faster and faster, almost as if it would burst out of his chest.

At this moment, relying on those good-for-nothings is useless; we can only hope for a miracle.

Thinking of this, Scarface clasped his hands together and silently prayed:

"Laozi, may your power be swiftly granted! Buddha, may Jesus be reborn! Satan tattooed! I'm willing to stake the names of my entire family—no, all my relatives within eighteen generations—to pray that this damned red dot reappears within one minute!"

Scarface prayed frantically in his heart.

However, no miracle occurred.

The black dog glanced at the time on its wristwatch and immediately sneered:

"Do you have any last words? Speak them now."

Scarface's face was filled with despair, and his eyes instantly lost all their light.

Do not! ! !

Scarface let out a desperate cry in his heart.

Meanwhile, the two-headed black dog had already arrived beside Scarface, looking down at the lowly ant below, ready to open its blood-red maw and swallow it whole.

However, at this critical moment, a teammate suddenly shouted:

"A red dot has appeared!"

At this moment, everyone present was stunned.

Scarface was stunned for a moment, then his expression suddenly lit up with great brilliance, as if he had grasped at a lifeline, and he hurriedly asked:

Where is the red dot?

The team member looked puzzled, scratched his head, and said:

"If I'm not mistaken, it seems to be in... Halqiqi?"

Scarface: ? ? ?

……

P.S.: Sorry, I tested positive again yesterday, so I had to take a day off. I'm sure my handsome readers will understand!