Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Try and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle?"

Upon hearing this, the underlings all looked at their scarred-faced boss with blank expressions.

Scarface, his face beaming with excitement, said:

“That kid Xiao San just sent me a message saying that he ran into the grandson of the Great Xia Inspector by chance and has already put the nano-positioning device on the kid’s pants.”

"The grandson of the Great Xia Inspector!?"

The underlings were all shocked when they heard this.

They can't believe that such a big shot could come to their small, undeveloped city!

"It must be because Bozi barbecue has recently become a hit online, and this kid came to join in the fun."

Scarface sneered coldly:

"This is truly a stroke of luck!"

"I just checked the bounty on this kid within our organization, and it's a whopping 100 million!"

"One hundred million!?"

The underlings all gaped open, their faces filled with shock.

If they can get this, they won't have to worry about anything for the rest of their lives.

"But, someone of this caliber should be protected by powerful figures, right? Aren't we just throwing our lives away if we go there?"

"That's why it's called taking a gamble and turning a bicycle into a motorcycle."

Scarface said matter-of-factly:

“Think about it, if we ask our superiors for help, even if we manage to kill this kid, we won’t get any credit.”

"But if we do it ourselves and actually succeed, not only will the bonus be ours, but we might even gain the appreciation of our superiors and rise to the top in one step!"

"Moreover, it's nighttime now. Even if this kid has a powerful protector, he should be asleep by now. This is the perfect opportunity for us to make our move."

"So, brothers, aren't you tempted?"

Upon hearing this, the henchmen were all tempted by Scarface's words, and their gazes became somewhat fiery:

My heart is fluttering!

A wide smile spread across Scarface's face as he waved his hand and said:

"So, what do you think? Should we take a gamble?"

"No Bo!"

"Okay, get ready to move... huh!?"

Scarface was about to say he was about to make a move when he suddenly realized something was wrong.

What did you just say?

The underlings all shook their heads firmly:

"Boss, what we mean is to stabilize our development and honestly request support from higher-ups!"

Scarface: ? ? ?

Scarface was completely dumbfounded at this moment.

I wipe it! ?

That’s not right!

According to the script, shouldn't I be the one waving my hand and telling everyone to charge with me?

What the hell is this guy doing, playing cowardly right from the start?

"No, brothers, this is your chance to get rich overnight, don't chicken out!" Scarface said, his eyes wide.

"Boss, don't let this 100 million go to your head."

A young man wearing glasses pushed up his glasses and said calmly:

"Boss, think about it. If even we could easily kill this kid, do you think he would still be alive?"

"After all, you know our level."

"High emotional intelligence means there is still a lot of potential for growth in strength; low emotional intelligence means... being a complete weakling."

Scarface: “…”

My brother's few words were like a smooth combo from Mulan.

This completely silenced Scarface.

Although I really didn't want to admit it, I have to say that what this kid said was absolutely right!

If a low-level Grand Martial Master leading a dozen or so Junior Martial Masters could so easily kill the grandson of a patrol envoy,

If that were the case, the Divine Envoys would have ruled the world long ago, instead of still hiding underground.

Realizing this, Scarface suddenly came to his senses and had to accept this seemingly cruel reality.

They're too weak to seize this opportunity!

Scarface's excitement instantly vanished, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams. He waved his hand dejectedly and said:

"You're right, let's request support from our superiors."

……

Meanwhile, Qin Yu and his group were on their way back to the hotel.

The massive explosion at Kunnam Railway Station has left everyone feeling heavy-hearted.

Fortunately, the presence of Qin Yu and Liu Damao, two cheerful individuals, helped to alleviate some of the heavy emotions in everyone's hearts.

"Old Qin, I'm not saying this to be mean, but what you're wearing today is absolutely tacky. Who wears Doraemon on top and SpongeBob on the bottom?" Liu Damao mocked.

Qin Yu rolled his eyes and waved his hand, saying:

"You don't know anything, kid. Haven't you heard the saying, 'Too tacky is just cool'?"

Li Xiaoke, standing to the side, smiled and said:

"Then I suggest you become a rapper, after all, rap is the best cosmetic procedure for a man."

Qin Yu shook his head:

"No, I'm too highly educated, it will be a disadvantage in the rapper world."

Upon hearing this, everyone's lips twitched involuntarily.

Good grief, that last sentence of yours was like an area-of-effect attack on all the rappers.

(P.S.: The above statements represent the protagonist's personal thoughts and have nothing to do with the author.)

Soon, everyone returned to the hotel.

Qin Yu took a nice hot shower and lay down on the big bed. He picked up his phone, opened his personal Weibo account, and prepared to complete his daily task of solving the emotional problems of a few honest people.

[Xiao Mei's loyal lapdog]: "Master, I would like to consult you about a relationship problem."

[Yu Sang]: "Ask."

【Xiao Mei's loyal lapdog】:

"Here's the thing, I have an online boyfriend. We've been dating for over a year, but we haven't met in person yet."

"But just yesterday, she suddenly told me she was pregnant, that she was mine, and that I should take responsibility."

"But I remember they said you can only get pregnant from kissing, so can you get pregnant from online dating? 〒_〒"

Qin Yu: "..."

[Yu Sang]: "Um... everyone's constitution is different, so it can't be generalized. For example, if your hair is green, then it's possible to get pregnant from an online relationship."

【Xiao Mei's loyal lickspittle】: "Oh? Is that so? But my hair is black (⊙?0?6⊙)."

Qin Yu's lips twitched suddenly.

Where did this absolute idiot come from?

[Yu Sang] "If I'm not mistaken, your IQ is probably 250."

【小美的忠诚舔犬】：“嘿嘿，大师，你咋知道，我周围人天天都说我智商是个250(?2?9?0?4?7?0?0?4?2?9)。”

"..." Qin Yu: "6."

Qin Yu closed the chat window and moved on to the next one.

This kid's brain isn't human; he's practically impossible to communicate with.

Then he looked at the next private message.

【Green Grass】: "Master, I've noticed that my son is looking less and less like me lately, and more like Old Wang from next door."

"So I wanted to take my son for a paternity test, but my wife strongly objected."

“My wife told me she’s 90% sure our son is my biological child. I think that’s a very high probability. So do you think I still need to do a paternity test?”

Qin Yu:? ? ?