Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Upon hearing this, Fang Long's lips curled into a triumphant smile, and he then mischievously pinched the other woman's ample bosom:

"Hehe, you can stay at my house, but you'll have to pay a fee."

"Oh, that's annoying!"

Zhang Xiaohong's face was as rosy as a ripe apple; she no longer had the aloof demeanor she had when they first met.

Looking at the girl beside him with her shy and bashful expression, Fang Long secretly sneered in his heart.

Actually, he's just a food deliveryman.

Whenever he has a target, he spends a fortune to rent a luxury sports car and then uses sweet talk to make the other person believe that he is from a wealthy family.

This kind of approach is something very few women can resist.

Using this method, he successfully achieved the feat of killing a thousand people and is currently working hard towards the goal of killing ten thousand people.

"My little beauty, how about we get things done right here?"

With a wicked grin, Fang Long stretched out his evil hand, ready to take advantage of the girl right there in the car.

"Oh no, Brother Long, please don't!"

Zhang Xiaohong shouted out shyly, but the sound seemed more like a flirtation.

Fang Long chuckled wickedly, preparing to make his next move.

However, at this moment,

Not far away, a row of luxurious black cars slowly drove up.

Of course, this is nothing unusual.

What's most eye-catching are the license plates of these cars!

East A·00001, East A·00002, East A0003...

These are all the license plate numbers of the vehicles driven by the most high-ranking officials in the Southeast Province!

In the past, it was considered extremely rare to see one on the street.

But now, so many vehicles have appeared at the same time!

What big deal is going on?

Instantly, passersby on the street couldn't help but cast curious glances at him.

A row of black cars were parked in front of the hospital, and then elderly people dressed in Zhongshan suits got out of the cars.

Upon seeing this group of people, the onlookers' pupils widened in shock.

Governor-General of Southeast Province Fang Tiancheng, Inspector of Southeast Province Qin Qingshan, Director-General of Finance of Southeast Province...

These important figures, who could usually shake the entire southeastern province with a mere stomp of their foot, have all come to the hospital at the same time!?

What's going on here?

Who is injured?

Soon, the street began to get noisy.

Passersby whispered among themselves, discussing the matter.

But not long after, the security personnel put up banners and dispersed them all.

Meanwhile, Fang Long and Zhang Xiaohong also noticed the group of big shots walking past their car.

"Hey? Aren't those Governor Fang and Inspector Qin?"

Zhang Xiaohong said with a look of surprise:

"Brother Fang Long, why don't you take me with you to say hello? Let me see the world, broaden my horizons, and see what high society is like."

Zhang Xiaohong was having a wonderful time.

She'll take a group photo with these big shots later.

Then post it on WeChat Moments, like a little red pig or something.

I'm sure I'll get a lot of likes.

However, Fang Long was dumbfounded.

He was just bragging the whole time, how could he possibly know these big shots?

Thinking of this, Fang Long immediately feigned composure and rebuked:

"Nonsense! They're usually very busy, they don't have time to greet you."

"Huh? No, Brother Fang Long."

Zhang Xiaohong shook Fang Long's arm and sobbed:

"Please take me to meet them, I can do a handstand split!"

"Even if you can do a handstand and have diarrhea, it won't work!"

Fang Long's eyes suddenly widened.

If he were to rashly go over and say hello...

They probably wouldn't even get close before being mistaken for criminals and shot dead by these security personnel.

Just as the two were arguing, a security guard approached, knocked on their car window, and said sternly:

"This area is now under martial law. Please leave immediately!"

"Okay, okay."

Fang Long nodded hastily, intending to drive away as soon as possible.

But to everyone's surprise, Zhang Xiaohong, standing beside her, crossed her arms and said arrogantly:

"Fang Tiancheng, the governor of the Southeast Province of Great Xia, is my boyfriend's uncle. How dare you speak to him like that!?"

Fang Long: ? ? ?

Fang Long's eyes widened suddenly, and in anger, he swung his hand and slapped Zhang Xiaohong hard across the face.

"You bitch, what nonsense are you spouting!"

As he spoke, he quickly turned his head, smiling obsequiously at the security guard, and said:

"Brother, don't listen to her nonsense, she's mentally ill."

Zhang Xiaohong covered her swollen and red face, looking incredulous, and said:

“Brother Fang Long, didn’t you say that Fang Tiancheng is your uncle and Qin Qingshan is your sworn brother? In the time it takes to drink a cup of tea, you acquired a piece of land in the High-tech Zone worth over a billion yuan.”

Fang Long was so angry upon hearing this that he almost fainted.

That damn old woman really wants him to die already!

"Shut up!"

Enraged, Fang Long slapped him several more times across the face before preparing to drive away quickly.

However, this time, he couldn't leave even if he wanted to.

The security guard, with a serious expression, reached out and stopped him, saying coldly:

"Excuse me, sir, I now have reason to suspect that you are slandering and impersonating an important official of the Great Xia Dynasty. Please get out of the car for inspection."

Fang Long: "..."

……

P.S.: Happy birthday to all my family members celebrating their birthdays today! This is a cake I made especially for you all, so please make sure you finish it all!