Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke, standing behind him, were speechless upon hearing this.

I suggest you try again without mentioning your grandfather's name, and see if he kicks you out.

It can only be said that times have truly changed these days.

Instead of going through all the hardships to improve yourself, why not just rely on your family connections and influence?

Afterwards, Qin Yu and his group continued to the third, fourth, and fifth...

With Qin Yu's excellent eloquence, noble personal charm, and a bit of the prestige of his grandfather, the Imperial Envoy,

Not a single brand refused; they all agreed to cooperate without hesitation.

They even offered the most favorable cooperation terms.

Qin Yu and his group spent the entire day shuttling between various brand stores.

By evening, Qin Yu had negotiated with almost all of the top-tier enterprises and groups in Jianghang City, and easily secured their deals.

Qin Yu, through his own efforts, made his name as the King of Hell instantly resound throughout the business community of Jianghang City, causing these celebrities and nobles great distress.

In the past, they were the ones who bullied others by taking advantage of their power.

But today, we all experienced what it feels like to be bullied by others.

I have to say, this feeling is absolutely infuriating!

"Old Qin, you really embodied the idiom 'the fox borrows the tiger's might' perfectly."

On the way back to the hotel, Liu Damao couldn't help but sigh.

Li Xiaoke, standing to the side, nodded in agreement.

"Let me put it this way, if you weren't my brother, I would have given you two big slits at the very least. You're just too despicable."

"Hey Qin, did you get the wrong script? It feels like you got the villain's script."

"What are you two saying!"

Qin Yu's eyes widened instantly, and he spread his hands as if it were the most natural thing in the world, saying:

"I call this making reasonable use of resources, you guys don't know anything about it."

"If I didn't have any connections and was just an ordinary commoner, I would have just played it safe and developed my skills in a low-key manner."

"Damn it, my grandpa is the Great Xia Inspector, how am I supposed to play it safe and develop my character? Wouldn't that make me a complete idiot?"

"As the saying goes, if my grandfather dared to take money, I'll take it; if my grandfather didn't dare to take money, I'll take it too!"

"Otherwise, wouldn't I be wasting my grandfather's hard work in getting him the position of inspector?"

"..." Liu Damao & Li Xiaoke:

"6!"

If this kid were in another novel, he would definitely be a brainless rich second-generation villain who gets killed by the protagonist.

The group chatted idly for a while before returning to the hotel.

After washing up, Qin Yu lay down on the bed, took out his phone, opened his personal Weibo account, and prepared to complete his daily task: to help a few honest people solve their relationship problems.

【寄寄棒】: "Master, I would like to consult you about a relationship problem."

[Yu Sang]: "Ask."

【寄寄棒】: "Master, I've recently been hitting on several girls at the same time, and I've found out they're all interested in me now. What should I do?"

[Yu Sang]: "That's easy, just choose D if you have D."

【寄寄棒】：“But they are all 36E.”

[Yusang]: "???"

"No way, what makes you think you can do that?"

"Are you kidding me, trying to brag?"

【寄寄棒】: "Master, I really didn't lie to you, they all sent me goodnight messages, isn't that a sign that they're interested in me?"

Then, he directly sent over several screenshots of his chat history with those girls.

All the girls typed the same sentence.

I'll have someone kill you sooner or later!

【Jiji Stick】: "Master, look, didn't they all say goodnight to me?"

Qin Yu: "..."

You're good at taking things out of context.

[Yu Sang]: "How about this, you pull them into the same group, let them battle it out, and whoever wins, you can be with them."

[Jiji Stick]: "Holy crap, master, what you said makes so much sense!"

"Ding! Successfully resolved an honest man's emotional problem. Mental strength +10!"

Hearing the system notification in his ear, Qin Yu couldn't help but shake his head and continue to look at the next private message, somewhat speechless.

Then, he suddenly realized that the question this guy asked was even more outrageous!

【Tender Grass Loves to Eat Old Cow】: "Master, what should I do if I fall in love with my girlfriend's mother?"

Upon seeing this private message, Qin Yu's lips twitched uncontrollably.

Holy crap, where the hell are all these monsters from?!

Qin Yu shook his head speechlessly and replied by typing:

[Yu Sang]: "Don't ask me, ask your father-in-law."

【Tender Grass Loves to Eat Old Cow】: "Master, I asked, and my father-in-law said it's okay to do it."

Qin Yu:? ? ?

Then, just as Qin Yu was completely bewildered, the other party sent him a screenshot of the chat.

Here's what his father-in-law replied.

"You little bastard, you can fuck me!"

【Tender Grass Loves to Eat Old Cow】: "Master, look, doesn't my father-in-law say it's okay to do it?"

Qin Yu: "..."

"I mean, is it possible that the system simply replaced all the vulgarities your father-in-law used with asterisks?"

【嫩草爱吃老牛】：“噢？真的吗(?6?4?0?1?0?3?0?3?6?7?2?8?6?2?6?7?2?8)！？”

"Oh my god! Master, my father-in-law just messaged me, saying he's right outside my house and wants to talk to me about life and ideals. What should I do? I'm so scared!"

[Yu Sang]: "Although what you did was really despicable, why would a young and strong man like you be afraid of a decrepit old man who is almost fifty?"

【Tender Grass Loves to Eat Old Cow】: "But my father-in-law is a gang leader in the underworld, with about a hundred underlings!"

[Yu Sang]: "Oh, then you're doomed. Be careful in your next life."

[Young grass loves to eat old cow]: ? ? ?

……

P.S.: I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter, I have to expose myself, oops, my brother!