Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Time flew by, and more than an hour passed before Qin Yu's live-streaming sales event finally came to an end.

Because this was a last-minute addition to the live-streaming sales event, Qin Yu didn't prepare any scripts to fool his family members beforehand; he just broadcast it casually.

Even so, the transaction amount easily exceeded 100 million, and nearly 10 million in profit was made. The speed at which they made money was comparable to robbing a bank!

However, Qin Yu was somewhat dissatisfied with this.

Earning ten million in an hour, what can you do with that?

You know, these days even a simple factory job tightening screws can pay as much as ten yuan per hour.

And yet, despite my hard work, I only earn two zeros and a ten-thousand-word sum more per hour than them. It's truly outrageous.

Qin Yu pursed his lips, then patted Wang Hao on the shoulder and said:

"Haozi, the sales revenue this time wasn't as good as expected, so I might not be able to offer you the high salary of 1,000 yuan. How about half price, 500 yuan?"

"Huh? Only five hundred?"

Wang Hao's face immediately showed his displeasure.

Qin Yu patted Wang Hao on the shoulder and earnestly advised him:

"Young people, don't value money too much. It's just an external thing. What's important is whether you've learned something and grown. That's the most valuable wealth."

Wang Hao's lips twitched slightly:

What can you learn from wearing women's underwear?

"Why can't you learn anything?" Qin Yu's eyes widened.

"You can only learn some things by wearing underwear."

Wang Hao: "..."

Hearing your words is like receiving a purification from Zhuangzi.

Wang Hao pursed his lips, still looking displeased.

Seeing this, Qin Yu's eyes darted around, and he immediately smiled and said:

"How about this, I'll teach you how to quickly become a top-notch live-streaming sales host like me, as a way to offset the extra 500 yuan that wasn't paid out."

"You know, this contains more than ten years of hard-earned experience. If an ordinary person wants to listen to my lecture, they won't be able to get a chance without paying several tens of thousands of dollars."

Wang Hao's lips twitched suddenly, and he secretly cursed in his heart.

What the hell is this "more than ten years of hard-earned experience"? So you were born into the world of live-streaming e-commerce?

However, he was indeed quite curious about how Qin Yu had become such a popular live-streaming e-commerce host in such a short time, so he nodded in agreement.

"Okay, since you want to hear it, I'll tell you about it."

"You'd better listen carefully, because everything I'm about to say is the essence of the essence."

Qin Yu revealed a mysterious smile.

"Okay." Wang Hao nodded obediently.

Upon hearing this, the rest of the students from Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School also looked over and pricked up their ears.

Qin Yu's sales performance is remarkable, and they are quite curious about the reasons behind it.

Qin Yu stood with his hands behind his back, displaying an air of superiority, and said calmly:

"Haozi, do you know what the most crucial factor is to become the best live-streaming e-commerce host?"

"Selling used stockings and panties?"

Qin Yu's lips twitched involuntarily, and he shook his head, saying:

"Wrong, those are all unorthodox methods."

"The most crucial factor is how to convince the audience that the products you sell are of good quality, so that they will feel confident in buying them."

"So that's it."

Wang Hao nodded knowingly, his eyes showing interest.

Brother Qin's talk did seem to contain some useful information; I feel like I can definitely learn something from it.

Qin Yu continued to ask:

"Do you know how to gain the audience's trust in the shortest amount of time?"

Wang Hao shook his head, looking bewildered: "I don't know."

Qin Yu smiled slightly and said:

"To gain the audience's trust in the shortest amount of time, first, you must..."

"What is necessary?"

Wang Hao's eyes were filled with hope, and he became extremely focused.

The rest of the students from Jiangnan No.1 Middle School also immediately perked up their ears.

Qin Yu's mouth twitched slightly, and he grinned, saying:

"You must first have a Grandfather who is a provincial governor."

The students of Jiangnan No.1 High School: "..."

At this moment, everyone was silent.

What the hell are they expecting?!

Wang Hao asked in return with a forced smile:

"Brother Qin, what if I didn't have Grandpa Inspector?"

"If you don't have one, then just reincarnate. Just be born into a family with a Grandfather who's a provincial governor. Do I really need to teach you something that's so simple?"

Qin Yu spread his hands and shrugged.

The students of Jiangnan No.1 High School: "..."

How could this kid say such an outrageous thing so confidently?

Liu Damao came to Wang Hao's side, patted him on the shoulder, and sighed softly:

"Haozi, you actually believe Qin Yu's nonsense? You're just jumping into a fire pit."

Wang Hao couldn't help but look up at the sky and sigh, feeling like crying but having no tears left.

I admit there was an element of gambling involved, but I've lost so much money I'm completely bankrupt!

"OK, Haozi, the practical tutorial is over. The rest is up to you to figure out."

Qin Yu patted Wang Hao on the shoulder and grinned, saying:

"As the saying goes, the master leads you through the door, but the practice is up to you. I'm giving you a map of the top ten best places to jump off a building, which will guarantee that you can be reincarnated painlessly, conveniently, and quickly, and strive to be born into a family with a grandpa who is a provincial governor as soon as possible."

"Hehe, then I really thank you."

Wang Hao's face darkened, and he forced a dry laugh.

Then, Qin Yu looked at the audience again, picked up the microphone, and said:

"OK, everyone, that concludes today's live-streaming sales event. Meeting adjourned!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a wave of applause erupted throughout the hall. Then everyone stood up and prepared to leave, each person's face beaming with a bright smile.

What a fruitful day!

host:???

Upon seeing this, the host's pupils suddenly widened, and he looked completely dumbfounded.

No!

I rub!

The game hasn't even started yet, and you guys are already leaving?

The host was so angry that his face turned pale and then red, and he felt like he couldn't breathe.

He shakily reached into his pocket, quickly pulled out two nitroglycerin pills, and put them in his mouth. Only then did he feel like he had come back to life.

Then, he saw that the group from Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School was also leaving, and he was so angry that he almost had a heart attack again.

"My darn thing!"

The host rushed behind Qin Yu, grabbed his shoulder, and questioned him with a look of grief and indignation:

"Wait, why the hell are you guys leaving?"

Qin Yu was taken aback upon hearing this, then replied with an air of matter-of-fact certainty:

"The live-streaming sales are over, why aren't you leaving? Are you just going to play makka pak ka?"

The host was so angry he was practically fuming, but he still forced a smile and said:

"Is it possible that your match hasn't even started yet?"

"A competition? Oh?"

Qin Yu was taken aback upon hearing this, then suddenly realized:

"Huh? Right! The match hasn't even started yet!"

Thinking of this, Qin Yu quickly picked up the microphone again and called to the audience who were about to leave:

"Hey everyone, don't leave yet! Our match hasn't even started!"

Upon hearing this, the entire audience looked completely bewildered.

Contest?

what match?

Hasn't the live-streaming sales event already ended?

There was a full three seconds of silence before someone suddenly shouted in shock:

"Yeah! Holy crap! I came here to watch the game!"

These words immediately jolted the other audience members awake.

I'd been watching Qin Yu promote products all this time, and I almost forgot we came here to watch the game!

"..." The students from Taicang No.1 High School: "Shall we leave?"