Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"My suggestion is, besides stockings, could you also arrange those used underwear?"

"Holy crap! Dude, that's a great suggestion! Let's all shout, 'Let's get the used underwear ready!'"

These words immediately resonated with the male audience members, who shouted in unison:

"Win Qingxue Goddess's used panties! Win Qingxue Goddess's used panties!"

In an instant, what was supposed to be a serious martial arts competition turned into a glamorous and sexy Victoria's Secret fashion show, leaving the host on stage completely bewildered.

In his more than 20 years as a host, he had never seen anything like this before.

Who shouts for used underwear in front of tens of millions of viewers across the country?!

The host quickly ran to Qin Yu's side and whispered anxiously:

"You'd better make them stop right away, or we'll lose face for the whole country."

Qin Yu was slightly taken aback when he heard this: "Your competition can be broadcast to a national audience?"

The host was taken aback upon hearing this, but still nodded and said:

"Yes, hundreds of TV stations across the country broadcast our matches, attracting tens of millions of viewers."

"So you'd better get your fans to stop, otherwise, viewers from other parts of the country will think that people from our Southeast Province are perverts!" the host said with a bitter expression.

"I see."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's eyes flickered slightly, and a faint smile appeared on his lips.

Immediately, he patted the host on the shoulder and smiled slightly, saying:

"Don't worry, leave it to me."

As he spoke, he approached Liu Damao and whispered:

"Da Mao, thank you for your hard work. Wear another thousand pairs of women's thongs this time."

"A thousand!?"

Liu Damao's eyes widened suddenly, and he shouted in disbelief, startling Qin Yu, who quickly covered his mouth.

"Keep your voice down! If anyone finds out that the used stockings they won were ones you wore, we're both doomed!"

"I understand the logic, but asking me to wear a thousand pairs of underwear is just too outrageous!"

Liu Damao leaned close to Qin Yu's ear and whispered with a look of grief and indignation, "Those are such small sizes! If I wore a thousand of them, they'd probably burst my balls!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu glanced at Liu Damao's crotch, rolled his eyes, and pursed his lips, saying:

"Come on, we've showered together before, do you think I don't know your size?"

"What the hell!"

Liu Damao's lips twitched suddenly, and he gave a cold, arrogant snort:

"Anyway, no matter what, being able to wear stockings is already my final compromise. You want me to wear panties? Absolutely not!"

"I'll give you another 10W."

"Hey bro, is a thousand pairs of underwear enough? Or should I give you a few more?"

The students of Jiangnan No.1 High School: "..."

Goodness, you've learned Sichuan opera face-changing perfectly!

"Alas, to bow down for a mere five pecks of rice, how pathetic and lamentable."

Li Xiaoke sighed and shook his head, then walked up to Qin Yu and said in a low voice with an arrogant expression:

"Old Qin, to be honest, I think I can wear underwear too, and all I need is 9!"

The rest of the students from Jiangnan No.1 Middle School: ? ? ?

Wang Hao looked at Li Xiaoke with a bewildered expression:

Didn't you just say you wouldn't bow down for five pecks of rice?

“Yes.” Li Xiaoke nodded matter-of-factly, “So I didn’t bend over.”

"Then why are you wearing women's underwear?" Wang Hao asked, puzzled.

"No way, no way, the Qing Dynasty has been gone for over a thousand years, why do people still have such outdated and antiquated ideas that boys can't wear women's underwear?" Li Xiaoke said, spreading his hands.

"..." Wang Hao: "6!"

Qin Yu chuckled upon hearing this, and patted Li Xiaoke on the shoulder with a smile, saying:

"OK, then you can do it this time."

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao was taken aback: "What about me?"

"You got rejected. The guy with the thick eyebrows only wants 9, so of course I'll take him," Qin Yu said matter-of-factly.

“Oh my god!?”

Liu Damao's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at Li Xiaoke with disbelief.

He simply couldn't believe that there was a scab among the people!

Liu Damao stared at Li Xiaoke, and said with a wry smile:

"Xiao Ke, can we stop this involution?"

“You’re only asking for 10 when the job is clearly worth 9. That’s disrupting market prices.”

“Hmm, you’re right.” Li Xiaoke nodded in agreement. “So, I still only want 9.”

"What the hell!"

Liu Damao's lips twitched suddenly.

Well, since you're so ruthless, don't blame me for being ruthless in return!

"I only need 8W!"

Liu Damao suddenly spoke up.

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's smile widened even more: "OK, then it's still you."

"Then I want 7!"

Before he could finish speaking, Li Xiaoke immediately followed up with his bid.

"Then I'll take 6!"

"I only need 5!"

"..."

The two took turns haggling, and in the end, Li Xiaoke managed to bring the price down to 10,000, which made Qin Yu, who was standing to the side, burst into laughter.

The fact that these two are competing so fiercely is essentially saving him a lot of money.

Liu Damao looked at Li Xiaoke with disbelief:

"Little Ke, you actually did this W?"

Li Xiaoke spread his hands and said:

"There's nothing I can do. Online experts say there are too many people and not enough jobs right now. If I don't do it, there are plenty of people who will."

Liu Damao's lips twitched. What kind of twisted logic is this!

"Alright, you win this time. I admit defeat and give up!"

Liu Damao ultimately couldn't outmaneuver Li Xiaoke and chose to withdraw.

Li Xiaoke crossed his arms and a big smile appeared on his lips.

In terms of scrolls, who can out-scroll as me?

However, just when Li Xiaoke thought everything was settled, Wang Hao suddenly spoke up:

"I only need one thousand."

Li Xiaoke: ? ? ?

……

P.S.: Guys, I asked the waiter for a Sprite, but something about what she brought me just doesn't feel right.