Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

[Little Melon Blowing in the Wind]: "Master, my girlfriend and I have been together for over a year. During this time, we are very loving and have hardly ever argued. But starting a week ago, her attitude towards me has become hot and cold. When I asked her what was wrong, she said nothing."

"But I can clearly feel that her attitude towards me has become somewhat cold recently. She used to reply to my messages instantly, but now she often takes several hours to reply, and she says she's sleepy and wants to go to sleep around six or seven o'clock in the evening."

"Master, what exactly happened? Did I do something wrong and make her angry?"

Qin Yu stared at the series of information boxes in front of him and fell silent.

It's not that this problem is too difficult, but rather that it's fucking too easy!

This guy's girlfriend's every move was practically an open declaration that he was being cuckolded.

This silly guy actually thinks it's his own fault.

Oh, poor child.

Qin Yu didn't want to give the real reason too directly, as that would probably be too much of a blow to the child.

After thinking for a while, Qin Yu came up with a rather tactful answer.

[Emotional Master Yu Sang]: "Brother, I advise you to break up with him as soon as possible."

[Little Melon Blowing in the Wind]: "Master, why?"

[Emotional Master Yu Sang]: "When you feel that the water heater is sometimes hot and sometimes cold, don't overthink it, someone is definitely sharing the water heater with you."

After the message was sent, the other party remained silent.

It took more than ten minutes before they replied to the message again.

[Little Melon Blowing in the Wind]: "I have understood, Master. Thank you for your guidance."

"Ding! Successfully resolved an emotional issue. Current task progress (1/1000)."

"Rewards received: +5 Spirit Power, +5 Role-Playing Points!"

Hearing the notification sound in his ear, Qin Yu was filled with emotion.

Unexpectedly, on his very first day as a relationship guru, he helped an honest man escape the torment of a scumbag woman—truly a meritorious deed.

"Son, dinner's ready!"

A mother's warm voice called from outside the door.

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu shut down his computer and left the room.

At the dinner table, Qin Yu looked at Qin Xiaotian with a curious expression and asked:

"Dad, there's actually a question I've always wanted to ask you."

Qin Xiaotian was taken aback: "What's the problem?"

"Why is my grandpa so awesome, but you're so lame?"

"You weren't picked up by my grandfather, were you?"

"Cough cough cough..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Xiaotian's lips twitched violently, and he coughed so hard he spat out his food.

"You brat, what nonsense are you spouting? Are you itching for a beating again?" Qin Xiaotian said fiercely.

"Xiaoyu, don't talk nonsense. Your dad is definitely your grandfather's biological son."

Chen Min, the mother standing to the side, interrupted.

"Mom, how can you be so sure?"

"Because I had the same question as you, I secretly looked through your father's birth report and found that he was indeed your grandparents' biological child."

Qin Xiaotian: "..."

"Can't we even eat in peace anymore? 〒_〒"

Ignoring her extremely frustrated father, Chen Min looked at Qin Yu again and asked with some confusion:

"By the way, Xiaoyu, I heard from your dad that you want to become a food delivery driver?"

"Mm." Qin Yu nodded.

Upon hearing this, Chen Min couldn't help but sigh deeply.

That brat really keeps her on her toes.

Qin Xiaotian, standing to the side, chuckled and said:

"See? I told you that with this kid's patience, he wouldn't want to be a security guard for more than a week. You tell me, was I right or wrong?"

"Hehe," Chen Min rolled her eyes: "Yes, I quit being a security guard and became a food delivery driver."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's expression suddenly turned serious.

"Comrade Chen Min, I have to criticize you for this."

"What's wrong with being a delivery driver? No job is inherently superior or inferior; labor is the most honorable thing, okay?"

"I'm not criticizing you as a woman, but your ideological awareness really needs improvement."

"well said!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Xiaotian clapped his hands.

"Ugh."

Chen Min sighed helplessly, rubbing her forehead.

These two are practically cut from the same cloth; neither of them is an easy problem to solve.