Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"The results of the semi-finals are in. Let's interview the four captains and hear their thoughts on the draw."

The host, microphone in hand, first approached Fang Ping:

"Captain Fang Ping, what are your thoughts on the draw results?"

Fang Ping's expression was indifferent, and he said with an air of dominance:

"I don't have any particular thoughts. What achievements the other side makes simply depends on when they encounter us."

This statement was quite arrogant, but the audience did not seem to have much objection to it.

After all, their strength speaks for itself, so they certainly have the right to say such things.

"As expected of the champion team in this competition, their confidence is truly unmatched."

The host smiled and praised him, then came to Zhao Long, the captain of Jianghang No. 3 Middle School.

"Captain Zhao Long, your team has encountered the strongest team in this competition, Jianghang No.1 Middle School. Are you confident that you can defeat them?"

Zhao Long looked impatient and somewhat speechless, and said:

"Look at the stupid question you asked, host! Anyone who isn't an idiot knows we can't beat them, yet you insist on asking a question you already know the answer to!"

"What? Just because I'm confident I can beat my opponent? What kind of brain-dead question is that? You should go home and raise pigs!"

Zhao Long was already in a bad mood because he was drawn as Jianghang No.1 Middle School, and hearing the host's stupid question made him even worse.

Upon hearing this, the host's lips twitched abruptly, and veins bulged on his forehead, but he still suppressed his anger and forced a smile, saying:

"Haha, it seems our Captain Zhao Long is quite relaxed, he's even joking around."

After saying this, the host quickly went to Han Li, the captain of Taicang No.1 Middle School.

"Captain Han Li, you've drawn the biggest dark horse of this competition, Jiangnan No.1 Middle School. Do you have anything to say to your opponent?"

Han Li smiled slightly, shook his head, and said:

"I don't have much to say, I just want to say that I've already started researching my opponents in the finals."

Wow!

These words immediately caused an uproar in the audience.

These words completely disregard Jiangnan No.1 High School!

At this moment, the team members from Jiangnan No.1 Middle School were furious upon hearing these words.

These words are practically an insult.

However, Qin Yu remained calm and composed on the stage, his expression unchanged.

In fact, he hadn't been listening to anything anyone was saying from the very beginning.

He's been thinking about what products he should promote when it's his turn to be interviewed.

After much thought, he decided to sell the Brain Gold he bought for ten yuan a pound.

Since the goods were purchased for ten yuan per kilogram, it's not unreasonable to resell them to family members on 1688, right?

Qin Yu chuckled to himself, then pulled out a box of Brain Gold from his spatial ring, ready to start selling it.

However, this move was interpreted in a different light by the audience present.

As is widely known, Brain Gold is a health supplement that improves brain function.

Immediately after Han Ligang finished mocking them, Qin Yu pulled out Brain Gold.

What does this mean!?

Is this an insinuation that Han Li's brain is malfunctioning and he should get some brain repair?

Han Li's expression darkened when he saw the Brain Gold that Qin Yu was carrying.

This was also an extreme humiliation for him.

That brat is truly arrogant! Does he really think he's invincible just because he beat a few noobs?

"Qin Yu's comeback from a desperate situation was truly brilliant."

Upon seeing this, everyone from Jiangnan No.1 Middle School couldn't help but sigh.

"Counterattack? What did he counterattack?" Liu Damao asked, completely bewildered.

Li Xiaoke smiled and explained:

"Think about it, what is Brain Gold used for? It's for nourishing the brain. Isn't this obviously implying that Han Li is mentally ill and telling him to nourish his brain?"

Liu Damao scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.

"Aren't you guys overthinking this? When Lao Qin is mocked, he always responds and fires back on the spot. He doesn't use these kinds of innuendos. He's clearly trying to sell products."

Upon hearing this, the rest of the students from Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School smiled and shook their heads, but did not offer any further explanation.

In their view, Qin Yu's move was a deliberate and subtle mockery of Han Li.

At this moment, the host on stage was also completely surprised that just an interview had already generated such a strong tension between the two sides.

To prevent the conflict from escalating further, the host quickly tried to calm things down, saying:

"Alright, it seems all the captains are very confident in their teams. Let's look forward to tomorrow's match, see you all there!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu was taken aback and quickly stopped the host:

"No, wait a minute, you haven't interviewed me yet."

The host smiled and shook his head, saying:

"No need, Captain Qin Yu, you have already shown your attitude through your actions."

Qin Yu:? ? ?

Qin Yu was completely dumbfounded.

What is this idiot saying?

What I did made my stance clear, didn't it?

"No way, you've interviewed the first three team leaders, but you're not going to interview me? What does that mean? Are you looking down on me?"

Qin Yu's eyes widened suddenly, and he immediately became displeased.

Seeing this, the audience, not wanting to miss out on the excitement, egged them on:

"Interview him! Interview him! Interview him!"

The host's lips twitched slightly, and under pressure from the audience, he reluctantly walked up to Qin Yu.

"Captain Qin Yu, Captain Han Li just mocked you, and you immediately pulled out a box of Brain Gold. Is this implying that Captain Han Li is not smart and that you want him to get some brain-boosting supplements?"

"Huh? He mocked me?"

Qin Yu was slightly taken aback upon hearing this, and couldn't help but look at Han Li, who had a gloomy expression, beside him.

He had no idea when that kid had mocked him.

The host was also taken aback for a moment, and then explained:

"Just now, I asked Captain Han Li what he thought of you guys, and he said he didn't have much to say, and that he's already started studying your opponents in the finals."

"What!?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu was furious and turned to Han Li, launching into a tirade of insults.

"Damn it, you look like a weasel with shifty eyes and a monkey-like face, but you talk a damn big game."

"And he even said he's already researching the finals opponents? Does he think he's Clearlove?"

"I fucking want to slap you twice across the face, I'll fuck your ass and fuck your ass to death!"

Everyone in the audience was completely dumbfounded as Qin Yu began to spew profanities on stage.

No, so you didn't know they were mocking you?

Then why the hell did you suddenly pull out a box of Brain Gold?

The host couldn't help but ask this question at that moment.

"I sell products, what else can I do!"

Qin Yu said with an air of matter-of-fact:

"The New Year is almost here, and as the saying goes, you shouldn't accept gifts during holidays, but if you do, you should only accept Brain Gold!"

At this point, Qin Yu's face broke into a sunny, kind, and friendly smile as he held up the Birkin phone in his hand and said:

"Family members, enter my Douyin live stream now to grab some deals! There's a 20% discount, everyone!"

After saying this, Qin Yu's smile vanished abruptly, and he turned to Han Li, unleashing a torrent of profanities.

"Han Li, I'll f*** you!"

Everyone: "..."

"See? I told you he was going to sell products through live streaming."

Liu Damao spread his hands and shrugged.

Upon hearing this, the other students from Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School couldn't help but twitch at the corners of their mouths.

You two truly live up to the titles of Crouching Dragon and Young Phoenix...

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P.S.: Just wanted to officially announce, this is my new girlfriend~